Doktor Best
Arcane
- Joined
- Feb 2, 2015
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Played this piece of shit a bit today.
Its okay if a game has no gameplay, or is not fun to play. (Although quite arguably, it isnt)
But this crap tries to be funny, and it isnt. And it acts like it has some genius point to get across. It hasnt.
The quintessence is basically this: You are gamer! You are like science rat in a labyrinth! You have no free will! Free will generally is a questionable concept!
DEVELOPER, ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY NOT SHITTING ME RIGHT NOW?!?!?! WHAT A REVELATION! PLEASE I WANT TO BEAR YOUR CHILDREN OH FOUNTAIN OF WISDOM!
And this fucking smugface narrator who is poking fun at me because supposedly i should be thinking something particular right now. Its like going into a bar expecting to be able to order beer, but the waiter tells me i can only get diarrhea in a cup and i am el stupido for expecting something worth consuming. If you fuck with peoples expectations, deliver something else or your supersmart game is just like a stinking fart in an elevator.
This retard owes me 20 minutes of my time and 1$29.
Its okay if a game has no gameplay, or is not fun to play. (Although quite arguably, it isnt)
But this crap tries to be funny, and it isnt. And it acts like it has some genius point to get across. It hasnt.
The quintessence is basically this: You are gamer! You are like science rat in a labyrinth! You have no free will! Free will generally is a questionable concept!
DEVELOPER, ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY NOT SHITTING ME RIGHT NOW?!?!?! WHAT A REVELATION! PLEASE I WANT TO BEAR YOUR CHILDREN OH FOUNTAIN OF WISDOM!
And this fucking smugface narrator who is poking fun at me because supposedly i should be thinking something particular right now. Its like going into a bar expecting to be able to order beer, but the waiter tells me i can only get diarrhea in a cup and i am el stupido for expecting something worth consuming. If you fuck with peoples expectations, deliver something else or your supersmart game is just like a stinking fart in an elevator.
This retard owes me 20 minutes of my time and 1$29.