KickStarter We need more buttons

[Akratus]

DarkUnderlord give me the interesting, equip the ring, makes you think, dollar bill, up yours, cheers, meh, no, stop, tool, mlady, nuke it from orbit, slurp asshole, heresy, kitty and top hat bird buttons already you fag. I just donated 3 jewgold making the total 10. I'm a loyal codexer with a good reputation damnit, I deserve it! At the very least the heresy button, for being a 40kfag, the cheers button, for being an aspiring alcoholic and all the others because they'll be useful god damnit dag nabbit jew ass fucking niggerfaggot ass motherfucker

 

[DarkUnderlord]

DarkUnderlord give me the interesting, equip the ring, makes you think, dollar bill, up yours, cheers, meh, no, stop, tool, mlady, nuke it from orbit, slurp asshole, heresy, kitty and top hat bird buttons already you fag. I just donated 3 jewgold making the total 10. I'm a loyal codexer with a good reputation damnit, I deserve it! At the very least the heresy button, for being a 40kfag, the cheers button, for being an aspiring alcoholic and all the others because they'll be useful god damnit dag nabbit jew ass fucking niggerfaggot ass motherfucker

I've given your post an interesting, but as I can only rate a post once - you'll have to wait for others to rate you with the other buttons.

 

[Akratus]

I said buttons. Not ratings.

 

[groke]

still waiting on

to balance out

 

[Jaesun]

if you truly are female

You must be new here....

 

[Cudgel]

If nudes is all it takes get back to me DU, I would like some buttons and I will do porn for them.

 

[Snorkack]

I really do like the new button parade. Especially buttons like 'shit', 'retarded' or 'cuck' are a wonderful, passive-agressive way to cause butthurt while requiring near-zero effort.
However, even the biggest shitposter occassionaly has his moment and is able to produce a half-decent contribution. Rating those with aforementioned buttons would be plain wrong. Still, shitposters need to be reminded of their shitposter being constantly.

So I'd like to have a button that communicates "While I don't necessarily disagree with this particular post, I think you're a giant dumbfuck in general".

Here, use this as the icon:

It's not sized properly and I didn't bother to key out the background. So it's a perfect match for the board's new look.

Dear DarkUnderlord ,
I see you realized my idea from last year. So wouldn't it be natural that this button is at my disposal, too?
Thank you very much in advance!
Sincerely,
The Snorkack

 

[Snorkack]

Should have seen it coming how that turns out.

 

[Lhynn]

DarkUnderlord , i want to get rid of WTF am i reading, decline, and bad spelling buttons, i hardly ever use these ratings. Thank you and rest of the administration, and Merry Christmas!

 

[Lhynn]

parrot too!?

I like the shitty dog better.

 

[Santander02]

Just realized the prestigious parrot is not available even after getting all the other buttons, must be a mod only thing like goldfists.

It is also out of alignment with the other buttons so w/e, suppose it's good thing not many people can use it and fuck up the parade box.

 

[Liquorice]

tfw no buttons

 

[Bumvelcrow]

Just realized the prestigious parrot is not available even after getting all the other buttons

The prestigious parrot was a special prize to go alongside the special punishment meted out in one of the Codex's regular competitions.

 

[RNGsus]

DarkUnderlord, I've made this Kim Jong Un icon:

I would like a "Glorious" button using Glorious Leader's icon.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

DarkUnderlord

It's always funny to find out what words Star Stable filters while others it lets through.

Now let's review what I asked you to do and see if you can follow instructions:

Post screenshots from Star Stable with you making the following pledge:

"I, Esh of rpgcodex, do hereby solemnly renounce my heathen anti-button ways.
6 months ago I made a mistake when I said no to the question that I should have said yes to.
In truth, I was afraid. Fearful of the full power of the button.
I didn't understand the consequences of my actions and I have paid the price.
For without buttons, how can one truly feel?
How can one express oneself?
How can one show one found a post funny, or friendly, or possibly racist.
As I boogie here today on this dance floor, I am afraid no more.
I renounce my anti-button ways and appeal to the Gods for their return.
All hail the buttons!
ALL hail the buttons!
ALL HAIL THE BUTTONS!"

The pledge must be made on the dance floor in the club at Fort Pinta with at least 5 other players present.

1. Post screenshots - ok we agreed to video so this is fine.

2. from Star Stable - yep, we're in the right game here.

3. with you making the following pledge:

• "\I, Esh of rpgcodex, do hereby solemnly renounce my heathen anti-button ways.
  6 months ago I made a mistake when I said no to the question that I should have said yes to.
  In truth, I was afraid. Fearful of the full power of the button.
  I didn't understand the consequences of my actions and I have paid the price.
  For without buttons, how can one truly feel?
  How can one express oneself?
  How can one show one found a post funny, or friendly, or possibly racist.
  As I boogie here today on this dance floor, I am afraid no more.
  I renounce my anti-button ways and appeal to the Gods for their return.
  All hail the buttons!
  ALL hail the buttons!
  ALL HAIL THE BUTTONS!"

Damn, we might be on to a winner.

4. The pledge must be made on the dance floor in the club at Fort Pinta - all good on that front.

5. with at least 5 other players present...

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Oh, damn. I guess you miss out.

Merry Christmas!

 

[Whiny-Butthurt-Liberal]

How much are the Swedes paying you to keep luring people into their mmo?

 

[Jasede]

You fucking idiot, go to some other servers then, or tell them to MOVE to the dance floor; how socially inept must you be to both willfully misunderstand simple instructions and then pretend like these circumstances are beyond your control?

This ESh guy should be stripped of ALL buttons.

 

[Jasede]

Oh. I see.

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Fine, then you should be given buttons. As punishment.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

the swedish servers are empty

Is your country not enriched with refugees willing to embrace Swedish culture? Show them Star Stable young Padawan.

Your new task, as you have failed your previous one, is to enrich New Swedes and introduce Star Stable to them. If you can do this without being stabbed, or have a grenade thrown at you, I will grant you the buttons you seek.

 

[Bumvelcrow]

There were no one on the server period.

Servers are assigned automatically, there truly were no options.

Hi there, my name is Eleanor Monsterflower. See you in game.

 

[Zombra]

Naomi Zebrafish stands ready to ride her loving horse Moonghost across Jorvik to the distant Fort Pinta.

It looks like the game lets you switch servers on the Settings page. I currently reside on Chocolate Cupcake but can use my reality traversal powers to cross the very borders between dimensions! What server are you on, ESh?

 

[Whiny-Butthurt-Liberal]

I am Georgia Walruschaser, you can call upon my aids if you need more people on the dance floor.

 

[Latelistener]

 

[Whiny-Butthurt-Liberal]

:selfhate:

 

[DarkUnderlord]

If ESh can gather enough Codexers (5) to all cite the pledge with him, I'll grant him the buttons he seeks.