Why can't i brofist?

[evdk]

Or 10 bucks via the donate button.

 

[DragoFireheart]

so what was that about bribing DU earlier?
2 hookers and an unreleased flight sim?

Sure.

 

[deamento]

Or 10 bucks via the donate button.

no credit card, no job :s

 

[DragoFireheart]

Or 10 bucks via the donate button.

no credit card, no job :s

...

Maybe you should change that before worrying about posting in GD.

 

[deamento]

Or 10 bucks via the donate button.

no credit card, no job :s

...

Maybe you should change that before worrying about posting in GD.

how so?

 

[DragoFireheart]

how so?

How to get a job?

Location: Belgium

http://www.linkedin.com/job/l-belgium-jobs

 

[deamento]

how so?

How to get a job?

Location: Belgium

http://www.linkedin.com/job/l-belgium-jobs

i read that wrong >,<
anyway, i'm not old enough to legally get a job, i'm only allowed to get a job at the age of 16.
i'll be 16 in a couple of weeks, until then, noooooooope

 

[deamento]

how so?

How to get a job?

Location: Belgium

http://www.linkedin.com/job/l-belgium-jobs

i could use that link though, i'll need a bunch money to buy every kickstarted crpg

 

[zwanzig_zwoelf]

Send me the hookers and I will use my cunning to convince DU.
Keep in mind that I don't return them back, so if you want to get rid of your annoying little sister, send her right away, my bird will be thankful. Also, don't forget to send at least 20k SEK to cover their traces and buy me a ticket to Norway.
DU is an old friend of mine, and he can't be bribed. More importantly, he is paranoid, so you'll have to register an alt in order to cover the deal. Don't forget that your access will be short and sweet, so think about it. Either sit the whole year without any ability to brofist and discuss liberals, or do this. It is worth it, but I doubt you'll go for it, since humanity is a big bag of sissies.

 

[MicoSelva]

i'm not old enough to legally get a job, i'm only allowed to get a job at the age of 16.
i'll be 16 in a couple of weeks, until then, noooooooope

You are probably too young to post on The Codex.

 

[DragoFireheart]

i'm not old enough to legally get a job, i'm only allowed to get a job at the age of 16.
i'll be 16 in a couple of weeks, until then, noooooooope

You are probably too young to post on The Codex.

I wouldn't go THAT far.

 

[deamento]

Send me the hookers and I will use my cunning to convince DU.
Keep in mind that I don't return them back, so if you want to get rid of your annoying little sister, send her right away, my bird will be thankful. Also, don't forget to send at least 20k SEK to cover their traces and buy me a ticket to Norway.
DU is an old friend of mine, and he can't be bribed. More importantly, he is paranoid, so you'll have to register an alt in order to cover the deal. Don't forget that your access will be short and sweet, so think about it. Either sit the whole year without any ability to brofist and discuss liberals, or do this. It is worth it, but I doubt you'll go for it, since humanity is a big bag of sissies.

i am an incredibly disturbed person, i have 3 hookers tied up in my basement, 50k SEK on an untracable bank account in zimbabwe and i've already faked the deaths of those hookers.

 

[deamento]

i'm not old enough to legally get a job, i'm only allowed to get a job at the age of 16.
i'll be 16 in a couple of weeks, until then, noooooooope

You are probably too young to post on The Codex.

do you mind elaborating?

 

[MicoSelva]

i'm not old enough to legally get a job, i'm only allowed to get a job at the age of 16.
i'll be 16 in a couple of weeks, until then, noooooooope

You are probably too young to post on The Codex.

do you mind elaborating?

If I started posting on the Codex 15 years ago (The Codex did not exist 15 years ago, but let's ignore that for the sake of argument), I would probably be a rather disturbed person today. And getting access to GD in March 2014 (so before you turn 17) will be a trail by fire for your brain.

 

[deamento]

i'm not old enough to legally get a job, i'm only allowed to get a job at the age of 16.
i'll be 16 in a couple of weeks, until then, noooooooope

You are probably too young to post on The Codex.

do you mind elaborating?

If I started posting on the Codex 15 years ago (The Codex did not exist 15 years ago, but let's ignore that for the sake of argument), I would probably be a rather disturbed person today. And getting access to GD in March 2014 (so before you turn 17) will be a trail by fire for your brain.

...
bring it.

to be honest, my parents sent me to a school for people with... certain disabilities, after i get GD acces, i'll fit right in

 

[titus]

i'm not old enough to legally get a job, i'm only allowed to get a job at the age of 16.
i'll be 16 in a couple of weeks, until then, noooooooope

You are probably too young to post on The Codex.

Not to mention getting fisted by random strangers

 

[deamento]

i'm not old enough to legally get a job, i'm only allowed to get a job at the age of 16.
i'll be 16 in a couple of weeks, until then, noooooooope

You are probably too young to post on The Codex.

Not to mention getting fisted by random strangers

 

[titus]

i'm not old enough to legally get a job, i'm only allowed to get a job at the age of 16.
i'll be 16 in a couple of weeks, until then, noooooooope

You are probably too young to post on The Codex.

Not to mention getting fisted by random strangers

Indeed.

 

[deamento]

Send me the hookers and I will use my cunning to convince DU.
Keep in mind that I don't return them back, so if you want to get rid of your annoying little sister, send her right away, my bird will be thankful. Also, don't forget to send at least 20k SEK to cover their traces and buy me a ticket to Norway.
DU is an old friend of mine, and he can't be bribed. More importantly, he is paranoid, so you'll have to register an alt in order to cover the deal. Don't forget that your access will be short and sweet, so think about it. Either sit the whole year without any ability to brofist and discuss liberals, or do this. It is worth it, but I doubt you'll go for it, since humanity is a big bag of sissies.

so are we going to do this or not?

 

[zwanzig_zwoelf]

Send me the hookers and I will use my cunning to convince DU.
Keep in mind that I don't return them back, so if you want to get rid of your annoying little sister, send her right away, my bird will be thankful. Also, don't forget to send at least 20k SEK to cover their traces and buy me a ticket to Norway.
DU is an old friend of mine, and he can't be bribed. More importantly, he is paranoid, so you'll have to register an alt in order to cover the deal. Don't forget that your access will be short and sweet, so think about it. Either sit the whole year without any ability to brofist and discuss liberals, or do this. It is worth it, but I doubt you'll go for it, since humanity is a big bag of sissies.

so are we going to do this or not?

No, thank you, I prefer girls.

 

[deamento]

Send me the hookers and I will use my cunning to convince DU.
Keep in mind that I don't return them back, so if you want to get rid of your annoying little sister, send her right away, my bird will be thankful. Also, don't forget to send at least 20k SEK to cover their traces and buy me a ticket to Norway.
DU is an old friend of mine, and he can't be bribed. More importantly, he is paranoid, so you'll have to register an alt in order to cover the deal. Don't forget that your access will be short and sweet, so think about it. Either sit the whole year without any ability to brofist and discuss liberals, or do this. It is worth it, but I doubt you'll go for it, since humanity is a big bag of sissies.

so are we going to do this or not?

No, thank you, I prefer girls.

read my previous post

 

[zwanzig_zwoelf]

Send me the hookers and I will use my cunning to convince DU.
Keep in mind that I don't return them back, so if you want to get rid of your annoying little sister, send her right away, my bird will be thankful. Also, don't forget to send at least 20k SEK to cover their traces and buy me a ticket to Norway.
DU is an old friend of mine, and he can't be bribed. More importantly, he is paranoid, so you'll have to register an alt in order to cover the deal. Don't forget that your access will be short and sweet, so think about it. Either sit the whole year without any ability to brofist and discuss liberals, or do this. It is worth it, but I doubt you'll go for it, since humanity is a big bag of sissies.

so are we going to do this or not?

No, thank you, I prefer girls.

read my previous post

Read mine as well.

 

[deamento]

Send me the hookers and I will use my cunning to convince DU.
Keep in mind that I don't return them back, so if you want to get rid of your annoying little sister, send her right away, my bird will be thankful. Also, don't forget to send at least 20k SEK to cover their traces and buy me a ticket to Norway.
DU is an old friend of mine, and he can't be bribed. More importantly, he is paranoid, so you'll have to register an alt in order to cover the deal. Don't forget that your access will be short and sweet, so think about it. Either sit the whole year without any ability to brofist and discuss liberals, or do this. It is worth it, but I doubt you'll go for it, since humanity is a big bag of sissies.

so are we going to do this or not?

No, thank you, I prefer girls.

read my previous post

Read mine as well.

so you're not interested in 3 hookers who are legally declared dead?

 

[Derpy]

GD acces?

Awwww.... that's sooooooo cuuute!

 

[Delterius]

Hell, look at Retardo Land.

He can't, it's part of the /gd/ package.

yeah I thought he could at least look.

have fun looking through it once you've been here long enough.

GD was amazingly retarded enough that it held me back from registering for years. But Retardo Land was like the light in the end of the tunnel: it was just too retarded to exist, let alone even think about. So much so that it was the humour that kept me coming back.

It was just so beautiful that I think someone's cancer must have been cured by my laughs.

Cue years later and I can't see retardo land after registering.