Crispy™ Why was Crispy made Sports mod?

[Sranchammer]

What have I done to deserve this egregious snub?

 

[DarkUnderlord]

It is the work of godless liberals

 

[Chinese Jetpilot]

What have I done to deserve this egregious snub?

You haven't donated.

 

[Cassidy]

What have I done to deserve this egregious snub?

You haven't donated.

Sranchammer donating to the Codex Politburo would be the same as General Lee becoming a turncoat for the Union.

Are you implying something about his honor?

 

[evdk]

I have donated. Why was my candidacy rejected? I am obviously well qualified (also I am not an illegal Cuban immigrant).

 

[Menckenstein]

 

[Forest Dweller]

It gives him a sense of purpose.

 

[Zed]

crispy is sports mod because he fucking love sports

end of discussion

discussion over

sports are loved

 

[Chinese Jetpilot]

Sports are for the young.

 

[Bubbles]

Sports are for the young.

What about chess?

 

[Humanity has risen!]

Crispy is a better human being than a good 95% of the members. He has his bits where he occasionally gets petty, but you can tell he even feels bad about doing it. I forgive him for these occasions because I feel sorry for his situation.

 

[King Crispy]

HHR, you can take your sanctimony and shove it straight up your sorry Canadian ass.

 

[Helton]

No Crispy you really are a decent, though pitiable, person.

 

[Menckenstein]

HHR, you can take your sanctimony and shove it straight up your sorry Canadian ass.

The Sheriff is back baby!

 

[LundB]

Why was Crispy made Sports mod? I'd tell you the details of what he did to DU, but this should suffice to explain it:

 

[IDtenT]

It's a disgrace for proportional representation on the Codex.

 

[zerotol]

I have donated. Why was my candidacy rejected? I am obviously well qualified (also I am not an illegal Cuban immigrant).

Obviously you did not donate enough. DUH.

 

[evdk]

I have donated. Why was my candidacy rejected? I am obviously well qualified (also I am not an illegal Cuban immigrant).

Obviously you did not donate enough. DUH.

 

[Anselmus]

It's a disgrace for proportional representation on the Codex.

Yes, when will we finally have a non-virgin mod or admin??

 

[Chaotic_Heretic]

Crispy isn't technically a virgin. My .txt on him says he took a cock up his ass once.

 

[Turjan]

Why was Crispy made Sports mod? I'd tell you the details of what he did to DU...

That's too easy. My personal theory is that Crispy got another mod job, because you have to give it to him first to fully savor the butthurt when it gets whisked away again. And lets face it, the story about last time has got a bit stale by now.

 

[DragoFireheart]

I think it might have something to do with me suggesting to DarkUnderlord that if he made a Sex forum that Crispy should have been a mod for it.

Since he didn't do that he did the next best thing and made Crispy mod of the Sports forum. Sports are pretty gay with the butt slapping so it's close enough.

 

[King Crispy]

Look, if you really must know the truth, here's how it went.

I just walked into DU's office and laid it down. No, not my dick. I told him I missed the action. Once you've been in law enforcement it's hard to walk away. I just wanted to be around the game again, no pun intended, and he decided to accommodate me.

I also suspect he feels a little guilty about how that whole thing went down long ago but as they say don't look a gift horse in the mouth. Andy in particular hates that.

 

[Helton]

The mouth is not what Andy is interested in when it comes to horses.

 

[Chinese Jetpilot]

Look, if you really must know the truth, here's how it went.

I just walked into DU's office

Oh, another one of those high-powered business meetings. This'll end well...

I just walked into DU's office and laid it down..