Years have passed and I STILL don't know how to summon someone

[Deleted member 11480]

Becuase no one tells me the truth. Every time I asked, someone answered stuff like "light a bonfire and send some smoke signals to them" or more convincing shit like "say @theirname", but that doesn't work.

DarkUnderlord Jaesun felipepepe Chefe @MyFuckingAssThisDoesn'tWorkAtAll

Enough is enough. It is time.

I demand to know.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

You might need expert help here, man.
Agassi, this here gentleman needs advice on summoning, care to oblige?

 

[racofer]

I can summon a long lost relative or loved one for 50 KKKs, dear Spellcaster

 

[Darth Roxor]

I'm sure Drew can shed some light on this

 

[ERYFKRAD]

In the meantime, try equipping the ring.

 

[felipepepe]

Who dares to summo- Hey, just accidentally wandered in here, what's going on? :3

 

[DraQ]

This is bullshit, I've posted a thousand times with @blablablablabla and it never worked, but now it does only because I created a thread about it. This system should be changed, it only works when it wants

Summoned hovant.

Now get in and GTFO.

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[Cowboy Moment]

This is bullshit, I've posted a thousand times with @blablablablabla and it never worked, but now it does only because I created a thread about it. This system should be changed, it only works when it wants

That might be because there's no member by the name of "blablablablabla". Just saying.

 

[SuicideBunny]

@ works only on single word user names with exact spelling

 

[tuluse]

@ works only on single word user names with exact spelling

Not true Cowboy Moment

 

[SuicideBunny]

guess i must have made more typos in names then...

 

[Cowboy Moment]

As far as I can tell, the algorithm just greedily matches the name until it finds an incorrect character that doesn't count as a delimiter. So if we do something like Crooked Bee Stinger, we'll match Crooked Bee , but if there actually were a user named "Crooked Bee Stinger", we'd end up getting them. Apparently comma is also a valid delimiter, so Crooked Bee, does work, but @Crooked Bees doesn't.

Do note that I'm assuming some competence on the part of XenForo's authors here. I'm somewhat curious what would actually happen if we had a user named "Crooked". Then, if you did Crooked Bee , would it be smart enough to continue looking after having matched "Crooked" alone?

 

[DragoFireheart]

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[ghostdog]

Spellcaster you're just not good with summoning magic. You should try another school.

 

[DragoFireheart]

Spellcaster you're just not good with summoning magic. You should try another school.

Evocation might be a better choice.

pew pew pew.

 

[DraQ]

Spellcaster you're just not good with summoning magic. You should try another school.

Evocation might be a better choice.

pew pew pew.

Magic missiles even have autoaim.

 

[DragoFireheart]

Spellcaster you're just not good with summoning magic. You should try another school.

Evocation might be a better choice.

pew pew pew.

Magic missiles even have autoaim.

Dungeons & Dragons: doing auto-aim before Call of Duty was a thing.

 

[aleph]

Spellcaster, it is really hard, isn't it? Spellcaster

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Heh, alert Spellcaster and Drew month, two for the price of one.

 

[Gob Nobbler]

It's simply a matter of being able to correctly spell users' nicknames, or, failing that, having complete mastery over the copy-paste functions. And appending a @ to the start.

Spellcaster

 

[King Crispy]

Thanks for registering to tell us that.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

You don't have to do the code bullshit to summon me. Just type in andyman somewhere in your post and I'll find my way to you sooner or later.

Also wtf are we doing these fucking ratings shit again muthafucka I wish I had a corkscrew so I could open every bottle in the world and drink myself to death that's what I wish for everytime Dork Overboard decides "HOO WHOOOP IMMA GONNA CHANGE DE FORUM AGAIN!! ADAAAA I SO SMART AGAAHAHHHH"

Give it a rest you cockwanking wankcock of an adopted sea lion, location: Bangkok.

BOOM!

 

[jcd]

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[DraQ]

You don't have to do the code bullshit to summon me. Just type in andyman somewhere in your post and I'll find my way to you sooner or later.

Also wtf are we doing these fucking ratings shit again muthafucka I wish I had a corkscrew so I could open every bottle in the world and drink myself to death that's what I wish for everytime Dork Overboard decides "HOO WHOOOP IMMA GONNA CHANGE DE FORUM AGAIN!! ADAAAA I SO SMART AGAAHAHHHH"

Give it a rest you cockwanking wankcock of an adopted sea lion, location: Bangkok.

BOOM!

:cockscrew:

 

[G.O.D]

Spellcaster, you might have not been hooked up to the latest internet forum gimmick: CUNT - Consolidated User Network Transmission yet. A concept hinted at, but abandoned in the 80's, but now available to nearly anyone thanks to modern day technological advances, for all your alerting needs. To hell with capitalist garbage like cellphones. To hell with Facebook and Twitter. We use CUNT.

Donate enough to the next Codex fundraider, and DU might hook you up too.

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