Monkey Truth: Strategy versus Tactics, or Using the Prime Directive at a Corporate Pitch, Team Versus Shareholders
"A plan is just a list of things that don't happen" <-- Way of the Gun, 2000. "A plan is useless, but planning is essential." <-- some Dead-Assed WW2 President, forget which. Taking both to heart brings us to strategy versus tactics. The strategy of Monkey Truth is, like all correct pitches, to "convince a motherfucker who doesn't realize he needs to convince me." There are other wrong-headed strategies, but this is always the correct one, and for the sake of (needless) empathy, it is "appropriately" named The Bandersnitch Stance, a (needless) shorthand for a looping, histrionic in-joke mock-apologia. Just to let the other strategists feel comfortable enough to smoke at the table. Now, the table: first turn == first shot == all strategies are immediately discarded into the duck-or-yer-dead realm of tactics. Otherwise known as "to become as selfless as melting ice," which is to say, "okay, motherfuckers, it's ON." At this impossipoint, one must realize they are water shapes, and, moreso, free ones, emancipated from any lunar (read: anti-masculine, therefore anti-white-collar-white) rule, and switch to /i/ religo /-i/ in the oldest meaning: "to surrender up". In that forever-second is the constant One, combined suddenly with UP, as in Sky, where you become Prime, whose actualization is 1UP, the sigil of [Combined Fire], which demands (read: directs) the Team, the hidden acronym for "I ARE ALL WE". In one untaken breath-- the iBecome-- the red-dot Prime Directive is clear-for-close, and They (We, Me, You, I, Against All Other) subvocalize "On ONE!" End of [Bottom] Line/My God, It's Full of Win/Non-Chalance Watch As They Wither/BANG. The Eternal Return On Investment. OutcomeMONEYkthxbye. Fake2Make2Shake2000million/TwoQuatersPerShareAmen.