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[DraQ]

In the vein of C.L.U.E. foundation or the titular Gazebo session?

I'm in need of some lulz.

 

[Night Goat]

The Binder of Shame

 

[DraQ]

The Binder of Shame

Nah, it seems to be more about the same bunch of losers and RL multiple homicide waiting to happen than about actual in-game fuckups.

I was hoping for , but got instead.


Anything like this:
http://web.archive.org/web/20051215105711/archive.dumpshock.com/CLUE/
?

 

[Deuce Traveler]

Draq, tabletop character graveyards are indeed awesome things. Here are some links:

http://rpgresearch.org/graveyard.html
http://rpggraveyard.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page

An example:

Shadowrun 3ed edition, Playing 'Demolition run', one of the SR Missions, and the dwarven tech whiz and his shaman buddy were heading to the basement to place the last demolition charges. The shaman had made herself and the dwarf invisible earlier for the upper level guards, and had dropped it on herself but left it on the dwarf. They weren't aware of the troll in the basement and the troll had been warned about intruders and was lying in wait.

The shaman was at the stairs covering the rear in case they missed any, and the dwarf opened the door in normal fashion, confident in his invisibility. The troll wins in initiative, and steps into the doorway, sees the mage, drops the shotgun to waist level and opens the choke, aims and fires a burst.

Unfortunately Mr Troll's waist level is Mr Dwarf's head level. Mr troll rolls 10 successes, Mr Dwarf rolls his full combat pool plus his 1 karma dice with no successes, rolls 4 body dice and gets 4 1's, and his head basically evaporates.

:D

 

[Luka-boy]

The Binder of Shame

Those never get old

Many years ago one of my friends loved those so much he apparently rolled a character inspired by El Disgusto in a Lord of the Rings game. I never witnessed it, but later I was told by two different sources that his ranger character spent the game climbing on trees and hiding in bushes or under carts to stay out of sight every single moment there wasn't any combat going on. That and molesting the GM's sister's character.

 

[Jaesun]

El Disgusto: "Shouldn't the captain roll to see if he notices me? I am a ninja after all."