Dragon Age 2 DLC Bonus Items

[kmnWolfman]

Just accept spam and you too can have all this phat loot.

I especially like:

Hindsight

There are more famous swords than you could count, there are helms beyond numbering, and there are breastplates, daggers, and even mystical footwear that roll immediately off the tongue. There are storied rings, gloves, and even bags invoked around a camp's common fire. But belts? There are very few noteworthy belts. Until now.

they're outright telling you how generic their shit is in the description of an item that is obviously not generic.


And the Amulet of Ashes with it's mouthwatering

+506 fire resistance

reminds me of Tatsunoko Vs Capcom's damage amounts.


Apparently Bioware thinks RPGs also need bigger numbers to be awesome.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

It's a good thing that I don't have a facebook account.

 

[Genma:TheDestroyer]

The bonus items from the various promotions (and there are a *lot*)) are outright broken. The people obsessed with getting them are just going to ruin the flow of the game.


What's the use of loot if you already have stuff that pisses all over it?

 

[hoverdog]

It's a good thing that I don't have Faggot Age 2.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

It's a good thing that I don't have Faggot Age 2.

That statement is false, I acquired it in a totally legal manner which in no way damages Bioware or its profits. Hahaha, yeah right... I'm going to play through Dragon Age 2: Yo-ho-ho Edition just to experience the EXTREME AWESOME GRIMDARK screw up Bioware produced.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

If you're gonna talk about Capcom fighting game damage, this is the key to understanding them: