I am Crispy. So you too, Crispy?

[Taluntain]

The prophet known as Eminem foresaw this way back.

 

[Konjad]

The prophet known as Eminem foresaw this way back.

Slim Crispy? No such being.

 

[Crispy]

Thank you @all for the heartwarming welcome!

Kang Crispy, don't you feel ashamed? Like, at all? *I* am Crispy! The one and only, always have been! And you know it.
But here is the thing: Since insidiousness is far from me, the *real* Crispy, I offer you a truly unique offer:

Start all over again. With a clear conscience, a pure new name, without ever having taken advantage of anyone. How? Simple, stupid! Take my account! I hereby offer you my account for a truly ridicolous price, only 500 bucks!
You need it. You know it and you want it.































U mad bro?

 

[King Crispy]

Oh, hi asf.

 

[agris]

We need more variants of Crispy. Like Drunk Crispy, High Crispy, Low Crispy, Soy Crispy and Vegetarian Crispy.

dairy-free sweetner Crispy

 

[Crispy]

King Crispy



Gay. Let me tell you how gay you are. Imagine if all the residents of the USA would form a line from Los Angeles from the west coast up to Maine to the east coast and all of those people then hold up an equally endless and coherent, more than 5000 kilometers long, and at least 2 meters high banner. If the words "King Crispy is gay" was engraved on every single square nanometer on that huge banner, it would not equal one one quintillionth of the gaynes you spread out of your mind. Gay. Gay.










Btw, my offer still stands. Simply gimme 500$ and a nearly new "crisp-clean" account awaits you.















U mad, bro?

 

[King Crispy]

I mean that was sort of creative? Mildly funny?

Not mad at all.






















Andhaira.

 

[mediocrepoet]

 

[Skinwalker]

Crispy will the real King Crispy please stand up?

 

[MerchantKing]

Nice alt Kruno

 

[Nathaniel3W]

Sum Drunk Crispy when?

 

[Konjad]

 

[Dwarvophile]

Why does this King Crispy person seem to be mad? I'm taking a guess and assume it has to do with my chosen nickname?

I'm a hard core RPG genre gamer and always tend to name my main character Crispy.

The reasoning behind this is I've been nicknamed Crispy my entire life.

"Crispy, take the trash out. Crispy, go groom the donkeys, Crispy go milk the cows but don't lick their udders" etc. (yeah I've spent a lot of time on farms and yeah I have to admit I was a bit weird... but I really did like cow milk so much, though nowadays I prefer the more enviroment friendly soy milk)

Anyway I'm so used to this name, I even use it in everyday conversation.

Didn't know this name was trademarked.

Sorry for hurting anyone's feefees man.

King Crispy U mad bro?

you are also Creepy

 

[Hydro]

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[mediocrepoet]

Why does this King Crispy person seem to be mad? I'm taking a guess and assume it has to do with my chosen nickname?

I'm a hard core RPG genre gamer and always tend to name my main character Crispy.

The reasoning behind this is I've been nicknamed Crispy my entire life.

"Crispy, take the trash out. Crispy, go groom the donkeys, Crispy go milk the cows but don't lick their udders" etc. (yeah I've spent a lot of time on farms and yeah I have to admit I was a bit weird... but I really did like cow milk so much, though nowadays I prefer the more enviroment friendly soy milk)

Anyway I'm so used to this name, I even use it in everyday conversation.

Didn't know this name was trademarked.

Sorry for hurting anyone's feefees man.

King Crispy U mad bro?

you are also Creepy

If he wasn't, he wouldn't be Crispy.

 

[MerchantKing]

Et tu Crispy?

 

[Storyfag]

Whatever else I may be, at least I am not Crispy. (Or Anthony Burch.)

just a few years ago we were all Citizen

Good times.

 

[jaekl]

Yep, it's all adding up