IncendiaryDevice
Self-Ejected
- Joined
- Nov 3, 2014
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And my God that was shit.
Well, I must admit I didn't get very far so my claim might be wrong...
But when it gave me a "puzzle" where I had 5 lock-pick keys to fit into 4 sockets in a keyhole, each socket having 3 different positions, and no sound indicators at to when one key was in the right place, I worked out the permutations and...
UNINSTALLED
Fucking "The Adventure Company", what a bunch of fucking absolute retards. "If you get stuck in the game, go to our website where we farm clicks for advertising space - Haaaaapppy adventuring!"
CUNTS
And their game of the book And Then There Were None...
I've read the book twice, seen countless film and television adaptations, I know that book inside out and, yes, the first five chapters of this game are amazing... then... what the fuck are you on with a door with a combination safe-lock? And no fucking clues whatsoever, what-the-fuck do you mean you have to combine 3 random notes to get the solution? Who in all that's fucking mortal would even try the permutaions of combining 3 random bits of paper from an inventory of 15 bits of paper? Who would fucking combine notes in the fucking first place?
And then going through the walkthrough from that point... oh, a medicine bottle is hidden in some long grass in one random screen out of 100, like it's a fucking where's fucking wally game only Wally is only on one page in the entire fucking book. How about the medicine is in the fucking Doctor's bag, which you can click on all game but it tells you not to take anything from it, EVEN WHEN THE DOCTOR'S FUCKING DEAD - WELL, HOW ABOUT I COULD HAVE TAKEN HIS STETHOSCOPE, YOU KNOW, FOR THE COMBINATION SAFE, THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUCKING LOGICAL.
Fucking assholes "If you get stuck in the game, go to our website where we farm clicks for advertising space - Haaaaapppy adventuring!"
The fucking Adventure Company
WANKERS
And then I'm just getting into the groove of Broken Sword: The Sleeping Dragon, breezing through the excellent logic problems until... suddenly, out of nowhere, I'm stuck on the streets of Paris with not one fucking thing to do, a complete and absolute dead end. Talked to everyone, played with everything in the inventory with everyone, pixel-hunted every single square inch of the available screens for anything, absolutely anything, that would advance the game. Fucking NOTHING.
"If you get stuck in the game, go to our website where we farm clicks for advertising space - Haaaaapppy adventuring!"
The Fucking cunting wanking Adventure bolloxing Company
COMPLETE AND UTTER DICK GOBBLING SHEEP SHAGGING TURD MUNCHING SMALL PRICKED FUCKFACES
Well, I must admit I didn't get very far so my claim might be wrong...
But when it gave me a "puzzle" where I had 5 lock-pick keys to fit into 4 sockets in a keyhole, each socket having 3 different positions, and no sound indicators at to when one key was in the right place, I worked out the permutations and...
UNINSTALLED
Fucking "The Adventure Company", what a bunch of fucking absolute retards. "If you get stuck in the game, go to our website where we farm clicks for advertising space - Haaaaapppy adventuring!"
CUNTS
And their game of the book And Then There Were None...
I've read the book twice, seen countless film and television adaptations, I know that book inside out and, yes, the first five chapters of this game are amazing... then... what the fuck are you on with a door with a combination safe-lock? And no fucking clues whatsoever, what-the-fuck do you mean you have to combine 3 random notes to get the solution? Who in all that's fucking mortal would even try the permutaions of combining 3 random bits of paper from an inventory of 15 bits of paper? Who would fucking combine notes in the fucking first place?
And then going through the walkthrough from that point... oh, a medicine bottle is hidden in some long grass in one random screen out of 100, like it's a fucking where's fucking wally game only Wally is only on one page in the entire fucking book. How about the medicine is in the fucking Doctor's bag, which you can click on all game but it tells you not to take anything from it, EVEN WHEN THE DOCTOR'S FUCKING DEAD - WELL, HOW ABOUT I COULD HAVE TAKEN HIS STETHOSCOPE, YOU KNOW, FOR THE COMBINATION SAFE, THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUCKING LOGICAL.
Fucking assholes "If you get stuck in the game, go to our website where we farm clicks for advertising space - Haaaaapppy adventuring!"
The fucking Adventure Company
WANKERS
And then I'm just getting into the groove of Broken Sword: The Sleeping Dragon, breezing through the excellent logic problems until... suddenly, out of nowhere, I'm stuck on the streets of Paris with not one fucking thing to do, a complete and absolute dead end. Talked to everyone, played with everything in the inventory with everyone, pixel-hunted every single square inch of the available screens for anything, absolutely anything, that would advance the game. Fucking NOTHING.
"If you get stuck in the game, go to our website where we farm clicks for advertising space - Haaaaapppy adventuring!"
The Fucking cunting wanking Adventure bolloxing Company
COMPLETE AND UTTER DICK GOBBLING SHEEP SHAGGING TURD MUNCHING SMALL PRICKED FUCKFACES