KickStarter The Last Goddess - Kickstarter

[Outlander]

Party-based adventure (a la Maniac Mansion?) set in Tampa. No much info.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/193646908/the-last-goddess

Not gonna make it.

 

[Jaesun]

With that kind of pitch for a post, yeah, no wonder it wont make it.

 

[Bésame Mucho]

INTERSECTIONAL!

 

[pippin]

The azn girl looks more hispanic than the latina, who looks like a lightsking nigga. Get your faux totally-not-racism straight.

 

[CryptRat]

I love party-based puzzle gameplay. Hope they'll make the game despite the Kickstarter failure.

 

[HoboForEternity]

They are asking too much lmao.

 

[Hoaxmetal]

They are asking too much lmao.

Yeah, there must be some serious brain damage in the dev team if they thought this was a reasonable amount to ask for.

 

[octavius]

Is it a leather goddess?

 

[:Flash:]

They should pitch it as "the first adventure game created by a Hobbit".

 

[Tom Selleck]

Also the best thing is that all the minority females (an asian, an african-american and a latina) are all like "Senior Designer", "Special Agent" and "Doctoral Candidate" and then the lone dude (who is also white) is a dweeby little freshman numale n00b. Pretty sweet.

It is very empowering.

Edit: also the dude is a weiner ginger with glasses and the kickstarter himself is a weiner ginger with glasses so maybe this is his United Nations fuck fantasy come to pixellated glory?

 

[Blaine]

Magnificent! Three STRAWNG WYMMUN OF COLOUR (exactly one of each popular flavor, by sheer coincidence) and a weedy white dweeb who's

got a lot to learn, and not just about graphic design.

He's got a lot to learn, all right, such as the details of his white male privilege, how strawng and capable wymmun can be, and naturally he'll need to be taught his proper place.

If we meet the $200,000 stretch goal, Colin will learn an especially valuable lesson by observing while Chaddeus Thunderloins pounds Carmen's picante chalupa into oblivion with his deep-fried enchilada!

 

[Korgoth of Barbaria]

You know, this is depressing.

 

[Korgoth of Barbaria]

SJW: The Adventure Game.