This totally deserves its own thread.

[Occasionally Fatal]

maybe he has fat fingers.

 

[Vipera]

"...but you know how that is."

I can't think of anything else that screams FAKE louder than attaching that to a sentence.

 

[Lumpy]

"...but you know how that is."

I can't think of anything else that screams FAKE louder than attaching that to a sentence.

Well, April was indeed fake.

 

[Smarts]

We mock DW at our peril, clearly - he's some kind of secretarial superman and could type us to death.

 

[Darth Windu]

*sigh* why oh why have I been dragged back here? Come on folks, at least if you're going to fake logs, make them just a touch more believable.

Did the conversation happen? Yes. Did I give out the codes? No.

Lets go with SUPER LOG!

Session Start (icur_mmm:beautyindarkness_y): Thu Jun 19 18:05:59 2008
[18] beautyindarkness_y: Heya, this is April with the Beta Testers on TSLRP
[18] icur_mmm: oh hey April
[18] beautyindarkness_y: I have a bit of a problem and I was wondering if you could help me out
[18] icur_mmm: whats that?
[18] beautyindarkness_y: Well its been awhile since I last logged in
[18] beautyindarkness_y: And apparently the forums have been upgraded since then
[18] beautyindarkness_y: So my old password doesnt work
[18] beautyindarkness_y: however I can't get a reset email as I have no access to the email I originally registered the account with
[18] beautyindarkness_y: (Link: http://forums.team-gizka.org/memberlist ... file&u=666)http://forums.team-gizka.org/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=666
[18] beautyindarkness_y: I sent bob an email but you know how that is
[18] icur_mmm: yah
[18] beautyindarkness_y: how are you doing anyway?
[18] icur_mmm: yeah im not too bad, cold though aside from losing your password, you?
[18] beautyindarkness_y: good good
[18] beautyindarkness_y: well I didn't loose it
[18] beautyindarkness_y: when I try to login, the system says that it couldn't be converted during the upgrade and I must create a new one
[18] beautyindarkness_y: and that I need access to my original email account to do it
[18] beautyindarkness_y: which I dont have
[18] beautyindarkness_y: so until Bob gets back to me, I cant actually start beta testing
[18] beautyindarkness_y: because I dont have the download instructions
[18] beautyindarkness_y: which apprently have changed over from pulling from CVS since I was heavily involved
[18] beautyindarkness_y: Your profile says your in Australia... is it that cold there?
[18] icur_mmm: yeah it is at the moment - its probably about 10-12 celcius at the moment
[18] beautyindarkness_y: Wow poor guy
[18] beautyindarkness_y: You ought to find a nice girl to keep you warmed up
[18] icur_mmm: haha ill live
[18] icur_mmm: lol love to, you offering? :p
[18] beautyindarkness_y: Well I'm a bit of a distance away
[18] icur_mmm: excuses excuses haha
[18] beautyindarkness_y: but I have always wanted to see how you Aussies do things
[18] icur_mmm: :D
[18] beautyindarkness_y: So anyway I was going through the contact information I had for people who are beta testers
[18] beautyindarkness_y: and I figured I would ask you for a favor
[18] beautyindarkness_y: since bob is dragging when it comes to fixing my account
[18] beautyindarkness_y: can you can me the download instructions for the latest build? I have the rest of this week and next week off
[18] beautyindarkness_y: and I figure I ought to be able to play through once in that time at least
[18] icur_mmm: well its a good time to do it
[18] beautyindarkness_y: but waiting on Bob is cutting into it, ya know?
[18] beautyindarkness_y: so can you help a girl out?
[18] icur_mmm: well id love to, unfortunately the team has been targetted a few times now by people trying to get their hands on the beta. Unless you can prove conclusively that you are April, there's really nothing i can do sorry
[18] beautyindarkness_y: well what can I do?
[18] icur_mmm: honestly, nothing really comes to mind. Talking to dash might help
[18] beautyindarkness_y: I mean I wouldn't have your private contact information unless I was on the team, right?
[18] beautyindarkness_y: I so like a man that makes it a challenge Adam
[18] icur_mmm: lol
[18] icur_mmm: what can i say, ive been told im challenging once or twice
[18] beautyindarkness_y: ummmmmmm
[18] beautyindarkness_y: maybe we can up the counter on that one day
[18] beautyindarkness_y: I've seen your pic and I like what I see
[18] icur_mmm: lol
[18] icur_mmm: oh really?
[18] beautyindarkness_y: I'
[18] beautyindarkness_y: ve also read your Star Wars Space Combat doc... and that was interesting as well
[18] icur_mmm: which one was that?
[18] beautyindarkness_y: You have some great ideas, you know?
[18] icur_mmm: i always have great ideas
[18] beautyindarkness_y: The one i found here
[18] beautyindarkness_y: (Link: http://www.geocities.com/icur_mmm/SWSC.doc)http://www.geocities.com/icur_mmm/SWSC.doc
[18] icur_mmm: ah that one
[18] beautyindarkness_y: Really good stuff honey
[18] beautyindarkness_y: I wish the team had more men like you on it
[18] icur_mmm: lol
[18] beautyindarkness_y: So have I proved that I'm April yet?
[18] beautyindarkness_y: Do I need to tell you that my favoriate movie is Beetlejuice?
[18] icur_mmm: it helps
[18] beautyindarkness_y: Well other than TOS of course
[18] icur_mmm: TOS?
[18] beautyindarkness_y: The Original Series!
[18] beautyindarkness_y: none of us would be helping out TG without that, ya know?
[18] icur_mmm: very true
[18] beautyindarkness_y: so are you looking for proof Adam?
[18] beautyindarkness_y: still?
[18] icur_mmm: well as interesting as what you've said is, it's still no real proof
[18] beautyindarkness_y: got any ideas how I can change that?
[18] beautyindarkness_y: I could email you from my hotmail account
[18] icur_mmm: sure, that would be very helpful
[18] beautyindarkness_y: well if you were on MSN
[18] beautyindarkness_y: I could also get us chatting with 90SK
[18] beautyindarkness_y: as he knows me a little more personally...
[18] icur_mmm: lol oh really?
[18] beautyindarkness_y: yeah got an MSN chat account?
[18] icur_mmm: nah i dont sorry
[18] beautyindarkness_y: how about this
[18] beautyindarkness_y: I'm chatting with him right now
[18] beautyindarkness_y: how about I get him to email you and I'll email you
[18] beautyindarkness_y: from out contact hotmail accounts listed as our MSN names on our profiles at TG
[18] icur_mmm: sure, that would be fine
[18] beautyindarkness_y: whats your personal email address honey?
[18] beautyindarkness_y: do you want me to use the yahoo one?
[18] icur_mmm: this one is fine
[18] beautyindarkness_y: mailto:swgb2@yahoo.com, right?
[18] icur_mmm: sure
[18] beautyindarkness_y: 90SK has sent his
[18] beautyindarkness_y: I'm still working on mine
[18] beautyindarkness_y: of course he is: (Link: http://forums.team-gizka.org/memberlist ... file&u=541)http://forums.team-gizka.org/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=541
[18] icur_mmm: i know who he is
[18] beautyindarkness_y: sweet, then are we good?
[18] icur_mmm: not until i receive the emails
[18] beautyindarkness_y: mine has been sent
[18] beautyindarkness_y: of course you know how hotmail can be sometimes
[18] icur_mmm: yeah true true
Session Start (swgb2:beautyindarkness_y): Thu Jun 19 18:36:27 2008
[18] *** (Link: yahoo://0:yahoo-profile:beautyindarkness_y)beautyindarkness_y has added you to their contact list. You may choose to (Link: yahoo://2:yahoo-accept:beautyindarkness_y)accept or (Link: yahoo://2:yahoo-deny:beautyindarkness_y)deny this action. You may also (Link: yahoo://2:yahoo-add:beautyindarkness_y)add this user to your contact list or (Link: yahoo://2:yahoo-ignore:beautyindarkness_y)ignore this user.
Session Close (beautyindarkness_y): Thu Jun 19 18:36:35 2008


[18] icur_mmm: i'll let you know when i receive the emails
[18] beautyindarkness_y: well we could chat while you are waiting
[18] beautyindarkness_y: they'll be there any minute
[18] icur_mmm: sure no probs want to discuss anything in particular?
[18] beautyindarkness_y: well tell me a bit about yourself
[18] beautyindarkness_y: I like to get to know my men
[18] icur_mmm: lol, and what makes you think im one of your men?
[18] beautyindarkness_y: I like it when they bite back
[18] beautyindarkness_y: good answer
[18] icur_mmm: lol
[18] beautyindarkness_y: so your yahoo profile says you are 21, but thats from a few years ago? Or are you that old now?
[18] icur_mmm: nah i simply can't be stuffed updating my profile, im 23 now
[18] beautyindarkness_y: so are you still in uni?
[18] icur_mmm: yep still at uni, really should leave but hey what about you?
[18] beautyindarkness_y: My email bounced I think I left the .au off of mailto:swgb2@yahoo.com.au
[18] beautyindarkness_y: Well I've been out of school for awhile
[18] beautyindarkness_y: I never did have a thing for uni, ya know?
[18] icur_mmm: haha yeah i know whatya mean
[18] beautyindarkness_y: Skye says his email bounced
[18] icur_mmm: really? hmm...odd
[18] icur_mmm: hang on a sec, gotta check something
[18] beautyindarkness_y: the message indicates that you account is disabled
[18] beautyindarkness_y: maybe you can give me a newer address babe
[18] icur_mmm: lol whoops :D
[18] icur_mmm: yeah that one must've expired...
[18] icur_mmm: just gotta check if my other one is actually working, give me a minute
[18] beautyindarkness_y: no problem sweetie
[18] icur_mmm: alright here we go - try idontknowwhatimyellingabout@hotmail.com
[18] beautyindarkness_y: ok everything has been resent
[18] icur_mmm: ah cool
[18] beautyindarkness_y: It looks like I've got a couple weeks of testing ahead of me huh?
[18] beautyindarkness_y: Whats your favoriate character build in TSL?
[18] icur_mmm: ive always been especially fond of Sentiel/Weapon Master - you?
[18] beautyindarkness_y: Well I've always like to play Counselours myself
[18] beautyindarkness_y: I love playing a female character and trying to get the best of Kreia
[18] icur_mmm: see personally ive never liked playing as a female character
[18] icur_mmm: not surpiringly though i guess
[18] beautyindarkness_y: well we have to stick to our strong suites, you know?
[18] icur_mmm: haha true enough
[18] beautyindarkness_y: of course in KOTOR 1, playing a female was nearly painful
[18] beautyindarkness_y: with Carth running around whimpering all the time
[18] icur_mmm: lol, well there is that mod that puts the ending of the carth romance back in
[18] icur_mmm: hang on, that sounds bad...
[18] beautyindarkness_y: But I'm loving it sweetie, so it can't be that bad
[19] icur_mmm: lol
[19] beautyindarkness_y: gotten any emails yet?
[19] beautyindarkness_y: Still what woman would want to stoop to Carth's level?
[19] icur_mmm: nah my stupid computer isnt letting me access hotmail
[19] icur_mmm: i will make this thing work!
[19] beautyindarkness_y: when you play DS, he runs away on the planet and cries and moans
[19] beautyindarkness_y: he leaves Mission to die
[19] icur_mmm: lol
[19] icur_mmm: brave huh?
[19] beautyindarkness_y: he's no man I would ever want to romance
[19] beautyindarkness_y: exactly
[19] icur_mmm: well the only alternatives you have are canderous, jolee or zaalbar...or if you'r einto that, T3 or HK-47
[19] beautyindarkness_y: Jolee is a bit old, I mean I like them younger
[19] beautyindarkness_y: And Canderous is far too much hurrah for my taste
[19] beautyindarkness_y: Zaalbar.... he's like a giant Teddy bear
[19] beautyindarkness_y: and that can be appealing to a girl
[19] icur_mmm: lol
[19] icur_mmm: so you're all for the big, hairy, strong, incomprehensible type eh?
[19] beautyindarkness_y: mmmm hmmm
[19] icur_mmm: lol well hey, im sure wookiees need some lovin too grrr
[19] beautyindarkness_y: well sure they do
[19] beautyindarkness_y: and I can only imagine how greatful they are when you free their people from slavery
[19] icur_mmm: lol you have a dirty, dirty mind
[19] beautyindarkness_y: you don't know the half of it dearie
[19] beautyindarkness_y: If you could just log into your hotmail account, maybe I can send you some of my stories that I 've written sometime
[19] beautyindarkness_y: that is if you are up for some light/heavy reading
[19] icur_mmm: lol im up for most things hey what was the name of the other guy sending me an email?
[19] beautyindarkness_y: 90SK
[19] icur_mmm: ah cheers
[19] beautyindarkness_y: all around, on me!
[19] icur_mmm: ?
[19] beautyindarkness_y: have you got a favorite drink?
[19] icur_mmm: not really, ill just take whatever comes. You?
[19] beautyindarkness_y: I perfer nice mixed drinks
[19] beautyindarkness_y: the beer is far too fattening and girl has to keep her figure in check
[19] icur_mmm: lol dont we all
[19] beautyindarkness_y: I've always been a sucker for dirty dirty martinis
[19] beautyindarkness_y: Three parts Gin, One part Vermouth, Two parts olive juice
[19] beautyindarkness_y: and best of all: Two giant olives waiting to gobbled up
[19] icur_mmm: doesnt sound too bad, except for the olive juice
[19] beautyindarkness_y: oh but sweetie, thats what makes it dirty
[19] beautyindarkness_y: and dirty just makes it all so much more - enjoyable
[19] icur_mmm: lol, oh really?
[19] beautyindarkness_y: what, they don't teach you these life lessons at uni?
[19] beautyindarkness_y: Whats your major anyway?
[19] icur_mmm: lol no for some reason they never ran a unit on alcoholic beberage mixing at my uni
[19] beautyindarkness_y: oh honey - that was a bit of a metaphor
[19] beautyindarkness_y: for life that is
[19] beautyindarkness_y:
[19] beautyindarkness_y: We really are going to have some fun together
[19] beautyindarkness_y: Too bad I'll be immersed in testing over the next few weeks
[19] beautyindarkness_y: but after that, who knows?
[19] icur_mmm: lol yeah true, anything can happen afterall
[19] beautyindarkness_y: It was a blessing in disguise losing my account and having to IM you....
[19] icur_mmm: lol sure sure
[19] beautyindarkness_y: you make it sound like you don't take me seriously
[19] beautyindarkness_y:
[19] icur_mmm: oh dont be like that
[19] beautyindarkness_y: Well I just want to make sure that you know that I'm not pulling your chain here
[19] beautyindarkness_y: We seem to share a lot of interests and talking to you comes easy
[19] icur_mmm: hey question for ya - since you're obviously taking to 90sk (or sk90, i keep forgetting, my bad), why doesn't he give you the access to the beta?
[19] beautyindarkness_y: well thats because he's not at home, and he's worried about logging into the forums from another machine
[19] beautyindarkness_y: you never know whats installed on them nowadays, am I right?
[19] beautyindarkness_y: so he can't grab the instructions and send them along
[19] icur_mmm: ha yeah true, it always pays to be suspicious
[19] beautyindarkness_y: always good advice I say
[19] beautyindarkness_y: so have you gotten our emails yet?
[19] icur_mmm: yeah i have actually, just finished with them
[19] beautyindarkness_y: so have I proven myself now?
[19] icur_mmm: to be blunt though, i dont believe you're april. I think you're the same guy who has tried to gain access to the beta twice. I might be wrong, I might be right. Either way I'm not going to be giving out access to the beta, but have informed Dash. So if you really are April, Dash will be able to help you out
[19] beautyindarkness_y: Oh sweetie
[19] beautyindarkness_y: I appreciate your candor, but I cant help but to be disappointed
[19] icur_mmm: such is life im afraid. I'll be more than happy to appologise and admit i was wrong if it turns out you really are April. Regardless however I'm not going to be giving anyone the beta access codes. sorry
[19] beautyindarkness_y: somebody outside the team is trying to access the betas?
[19] beautyindarkness_y: thats news to me
[19] beautyindarkness_y: of course I haven't logged in since October of last year
[19] icur_mmm: unfortunately yes. He's tried twice - both times unsuccessfully - and because of those appempts ive become VERY careful about security regarding the beta
[19] beautyindarkness_y: so what did he do exactly?
[19] icur_mmm: wrote a letter to each member of the beta team asking for access from 'concerned fans', though i later found out it was only his initiative. As I said, i believe that you are this person
[19] beautyindarkness_y: thats concerning
[19] beautyindarkness_y: I hope nobody went for it
[19] icur_mmm: as far as im aware, no
[19] beautyindarkness_y: well what happened to this person?
[19] beautyindarkness_y: I assumed he was banned, correct?
[19] icur_mmm: no idea actually, i didnt pay any attention to it afterwards
[19] beautyindarkness_y: Well I feel terrible sweetie
[19] beautyindarkness_y: This must all look very suspicious and I was thinking we had some chemistry
[19] icur_mmm: again, if you really are april, then i apologise. I cannot, and will not, take the risk however
[19] icur_mmm: well im simpy suspicious of ANYONE asking for access to the beta
[19] beautyindarkness_y: Thats understandable
[19] beautyindarkness_y: Try to log into my account at TG
[19] beautyindarkness_y: use the April username and any password
[19] beautyindarkness_y: check out the error message that comes back
[19] icur_mmm: well as i said i contacted Dash about the issue, if this is legit he should have it cleared up in no time
[19] beautyindarkness_y: Well I appreciate you getting me in touch with the right people
[19] beautyindarkness_y: what contact information did you give him for me?
[19] icur_mmm: why?
[19] beautyindarkness_y: Well silly because he can't just contact me through the forum, can he now?
[19] beautyindarkness_y: I cant login to look at PMs and the original email I registered the account with back in 2005, I no longer have access to
[19] beautyindarkness_y: He would need to IM me or email me directly
[19] beautyindarkness_y: Email would be best though - I have an appointment that I need to showered up for in the next few minutes
[19] icur_mmm: cool - any particular address you want to be contacted at?
[19] beautyindarkness_y: yeah the hotmail one that I emailed you from
[19] beautyindarkness_y: mailto:beautyindarkness-@hotmail.com
[19] icur_mmm: cool cool
[19] beautyindarkness_y: Well I apologize for rubbing you the wrong way Adam
[19] beautyindarkness_y: I'll be sure to IM you for your apology a little later today hopefully
[19] beautyindarkness_y: if Bob and Dash get going on this
[19] icur_mmm: lol well hopefully
[19] beautyindarkness_y: cya around sweetie
[19] icur_mmm: cya
Session Close (beautyindarkness_y): Thu Jun 19 19:42:37 2008

 

[inwoker]

Thread provided lulz. Nobody cares about true logs anyway. That is all.

 

[skyway]

Darth Windu, the mighty Jedi, restoring his honor on the Codex.

 

[TalesfromtheCrypt]

(6:26:20 AM) icur_mmm: you fucking bitch - please dont tell them it was me