Let's Gahaha with Rance & Kenshin!: MEGAUPDATE II (NSFW)

Mrowak said:

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S-So cute

StarChaser said:

Mrowak said:

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Kawaii!

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Fixed

Hirato said:

StarChaser said:

Mrowak said:

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Kawaii!

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Same reaction, different words .

Thanks!

Hirato said:

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Mrowak said:

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Kawaii!

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Crooked Bee said:

Thanks!

Hirato said:

StarChaser said:

Kawaii!

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There are other versions on the previous page...

Got fucking dammit, I start regretting making them...



This is what you should be happy with

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Mrowak said:

Crooked Bee said:

Thanks!

Hirato said:

StarChaser said:

Mrowak said:

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Kawaii!

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There are others versions on the previous page...

Got fucking dammit, I start regretting making them...

This is what you should be happy with

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lololol

Contributing to the let's-spam-chibi-Kenshin-over-a-whole-page effort



Anyway, this pic reminds me of this vid here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9mAL4g615Q&NR=1

Cenobyte said:

Contributing to the let's-spam-chibi-Kenshin-over-a-whole-page effort

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Something I can get behind.

Cenobyte said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9mAL4g615Q&NR=1

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I looked at it, but alas my eyes wandered to the side and I saw terrifying words.
What did these words say you may ask? "Gigai assrapes Rance"

.....

I don't think I could click on another youtube link ever again!

laugh! the most fearsome event in all routes. I remember scrambling like mad to duck out of it. Lost some sacrifice before Soun join.

Awesome soundtrack choices!

Update VI – Headhunting and farewells.

And how do you think?

Bloody hell...

You know that those bastards went to other random houses.

Collecting all of them will be a pain in the arse.

Yeah, unfortunately... But see the bright-side of it all... Once we have them we'll be unstoppable :twisted:

…

You know... We already are

When do we enter Kenshin's route?

After this one update is over...

But we could do it right now... Ok, almost right now...

There are reasons... And they are mine...

Fine, fine, whatever. Do as you please. Provided that we go for Kenshin's route after that.

Fair enough

Just wake me up when this is over...

Let the fun begin!









Did I say fun? No, by no means I meant that... We are at the game's most boring point sadly.

You see, catching those Takeda generals is a real pain in the neck. Let me demonstrate:

First you pick random house such as Hojou.

Then you conquer the shit out of it in the vain hope that you will meet one of the commanders along the way.

Once it becomes obvious that you'd sooner take over everything they have and finish them of you have to stall...

And by stall I mean...



...using all you action fans on enemies territories, cancelling out each attack until you discover (with scout option) that the commander you are interested in appeared on the battlefield. Thus:















Hurray, we've found our first victim!!











Easier said then done. As I said before it is much harder to capture commanders now... Moreover Baba is a fucking rapist – one mistake in a fight with him and all is lost... Also, did I mention that reloading a game after lost fight may change the enemy units' list so we won't see Baba again at the same instance?



Finally!

Recruitment...









There's a good reason why I want all Takeda commanders in my army. You see...

Baba Shouen – and all the other Takeda commanders are pretty much the only male characters that can talk Rance down...







...and get away with it



We find another 'recruitee' with Akashi family. A long and hopeless (and tedious) struggle commences...

Frankly, let's skip it.





It took probably around 30 tries to capture him... And I'm only counting times I won... And I did use units with 'Defeated Warriors Hunt' ability to aid the capture.

Oh well...



Recruitment time!





That was brief. One more to go!

Where is he?



There he is! He sits at Mouri's... This shouldn't take long...

*50 tries later*



Fuck this shit! It's hopeless. It can't be done! First, the bastard is tough enough to send my whole army till the kingdom come. Second, when I finally manage to win he cannot be captured?!

WTF is this popamole bullshit I don't even!?

Ok, why are you whining here again? What can't be done?

Sis? WTF are you doing here?

Back home for Christmas? You know, like you did?

Anyway let me have a go.

There's no way you gonna...



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Hhhow did you...?

それは秘密です

Anyways, I'm going back to my thingies and stuffies... See ya!



*The conversation above and things that transpired did occur in reality exactly as described.. sorta*













Rance!

Hhhzzhzzz....

Rance! Wake up goddammit!

What?!

It's over. We have all of the Takeda commanders!

Yeah...

I did totally not notice that myself when I was recruiting them MORAN!

Let us go with the plot then...













*The very same day on the battlefield*















And so we defeat our foes.

The very same turn we get another event before a battle.

















:truepatriots:

So when the turn comes to an end... Malicious powers work.









Yes... This is the indication that Kenshin's route has been opened... with that event with Kenshin that is.

However, I still had things to do, dungeons to explore, people to kill, arses to take...

It all takes time, you know?

Over that period I accomplished a lot. The most important achievements are:

Getting enough satisfaction for another action fan (in before slowpoke )

and...



… capturing Nanjou Ran! Just from looking at her numbers should say that she was no idle threat.

She is another heroine, just like Kenshin and Yamamoto Isoroku. And the only one that meets a sad end in all other routes beside her own

Originally, I intended to avoid catching her to show you Codex how the things end when she is not away from Soun when Hojou family falls...

But I changed my mind remembering that Hojou is a motherfucking badass second only to Omachi.

Plus, I'm hopeless completionist so not creating a save having access to all the routes felt just... wrong.

So, coming back to our game...





We win!

Gahahahaha!



And Rance gets his 'reward' one more time.

Gahahahahahahahahahaha!

This is it folks... The first part of the game has come to an end.

Now it is enough to wait one turn and...



We will get a choice between True and Isoroku routes (two variants of searching for Kou)

We could also 'turn back time' and enter Nanjou Ran's route...



… by completing Oil Dungeon.

But what we are truly interested in is this:



Kenshin's route... here we come!





But this is the end for me... In this timeline at least.

I hope you feel up to the task.

Yeah, yeah we will all miss you (not! ).

I was not talking to you Rance.

Kenshin, it's time for you to take over.

It'll be my honour!

Farewell guys

And farewell to you too you who used to call yourself Nagao Kagetora, Uesugi Masatora, Uesugi Terutora...

Fare you well, Uesugi Kenshin...

*Smiles*

*And then he vanishes into the night*

What was that all about I don't even...

To be continued... next year.

Use a proper pic of Kenshin (from this game, that is), dammit!

Vaarna_Aarne said:

Use a proper pic of Kenshin (from this game, that is), dammit!

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You are not Laclonquan :D

Anyway, good update, Mrowak. I didn't know that the different routes are so obviously named in the provincial options. I thought the route you're playing just depends on your choices during the game.

Acquiring the Takeda bonus during a 5 star game. You are one crazy motherfucker

Now that is what I call a true bro. I still havent acquired Takeda.

Cool.

Cenobyte said:

Vaarna_Aarne said:

Use a proper pic of Kenshin (from this game, that is), dammit!

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You are not Laclonquan :D

Anyway, good update, Mrowak.

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Crooked Bee said:

Cool.

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Thanks

I didn't know that the different routes are so obviously named in the provincial options. I thought the route you're playing just depends on your choices during the game.

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Oh no, the route you will be able to pick does depend on your actions.

You see you don't just get those options the moment you start the second game... You must earn the right to enter each route. For instance to access Kenshin's route you need to:

1) Have Kenshin and her advisor Naoe Ai in your army.

Which means that you have to decline Kenshin's uncle's offer to vasalise Uesugi, you need to conquer Uesugi house before Kenshin gets raped, and you need to recruit both of the characters.

It also means that they must survive in numerous battles till the second part of the game.

2) You need to gain Kenshin's Trust - do a few events with her, then get the event when she cooks rice balls before battle. Only then it will net you the scene with Nobunaga obtaining the Emperor's Headband.

3) You must find the event allowing you to enter Kenshin's route. With many provinces in your little empire and without prior knowledge of what you are looking for this may get tricky.

4) All of these conditions must become fulfilled before other route kick in i.e. the Demon releases the fifth seal binding him. You cannot swap routes once you are fixed on one.

It all seems straightforward but when you play on your own, knowing only that there are alternative paths and you don't use a walkthrough it is not that simple.

Please note also that each route requires different set of conditions for it to become available.

Remember as well that for the sake of bravity I skipped many events which were unrelated to Kenshin's route - and some of them contained hints how to enter the other scenarios.

In this game I managed to meet all requirements that allow us to enter any of the 4 official routes we want. However, doing that was not really all that easy as you need to time your attacks, pick your enemies and know how other houses are scripted to act when you do certain things. For example, after you conquer Asai-Asakura, Uesugi may immediately declare war on you. Houjou will declare the war once Takeda falls. Both are gourd houses whose conquest will aid the demon with releasing the spell binding him i.e. bring the first phase of the game to an end. And as said before when that happens Kenshin and Nanjou Ran routes get closed.

Overweight Manatee said:

Acquiring the Takeda bonus during a 5 star game. You are one crazy motherfucker

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laclongquan said:

Now that is what I call a true bro. I still havent acquired Takeda.

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Thanks guys

Heh, this is a LP after all. One must seek challenge to prevent tedium.

To be honest though, capturing those 3 generals was much more difficult and frustrating than the great defence against them... Which could also get annoying.

Whoa, that was some hardcore playing indeed.

Make a good show of Kenshin, you hear?

you're doing good job, man. Keep working as hard as you can. and remember - people are waiting for next update.

Update VII – Those who fight further!

It is time then...

Yep, it's time to go...

You think you can handle it?

But of course...

Who couldn't handle a picnic?

Wha...? :shock:



Let's get going!!!

Oh well...



































So? Why am I naked? (not that I'm not pleased with that )



*Echo* 'Uhm... I warmed you myself''

I what?!!

You what?!!

*Echo* 'Uhm... I warmed you myself''

*Echo* 'Uhm... I warmed you myself''

*Echo* 'Uhm... I warmed you myself''

*Echo* 'Uhm... I warmed you myself''

Ok, with wet clothes and you frozen to ice-cube it kinda makes some sense.

*Echo* 'I'm sorry for all the trouble I've caused.'

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Oh fuck, I know where this is heading...

*Echo* 'I'm sorry for all the trouble I've caused.'

What for am I sorry exactly, again?!



Oh, I guess I shouldn't have asked...

Definitely not.

(Bloody years commanding fucking hugest army on this isle; life spent on battlefields and in encampments with people boozing of hormones, fucking thinking only about one thing. And even though technically I'm a virgin, you've gotta learn thing or two when you're among battle-hardened veterans - true warriors, women, and men alike - not some sissy nobles. So it shouldn't feel so awkward and forced now when faced with the guy that I am attracted to. And now this shit... Acting like a clueless fuck... :facepalm: It's as if some age of popamole has come... Is this the legendary Bioware the ancient scrolls were talking about?!)







Finally, someone's talking sense.













Good morning. How was...?

Well, it was quite pleasant...

You bet!

But I don't know why out of the sudden I feel...

You feel what?

Oh, I don't know... It's so shameless of me to have such perverted desires...

More strongly then. I urge you then to confide me...

After all I'm all for perverted desires...

But it's so... indecent... Decadent even...

I beg you, tell me... Trust me I can show you real Age of Decadence

Well...

Well...?

I just...

You just...

I just want to slaughter the shit out of moron script-writers!!! :twisted:

...

Disembowel, dismember, tear to pieces, limb after limb, bone after bone, pluck out the eyes with an ice-cream spoon, shove their balls down their throat, make them drink their own piss and eat their own guts from within their own open stomachs, and then shit on their carcasses and laugh like mad!!! :twisted:

…

:twisted:

…

:twisted:

Sure, why not! Everything for my woman.


I've got the same thing with censors.

You don't! :shock:

Yeah, I do... Honestly, you should have seen me when I was younger.

Boy, these were good times. Pity they had learned to avoid me now... Oh well, you can't have everything.

Why are you staring at me with those beautiful eyes of yours?



Anyway, back to our current situation.











Well, that was unexpected... kinda.









So, this is a list of contenders in this race?

We have some of them in our army...

I wonder if...

Anyway, The Race for Victory officially commences!!!





*Meanwhile...*







*At the same time... a new power rises*









Should I be... worried?

Meh...

============================ Turn 87 ============================



Predictably...

Meh...


============================ Between the Turns ============================















*Meanwhile, more important events transpire*



Somehow I feel something serious is going on...

It's as if you were reading my mind...



























Wow :shock: He is hawt!!! :shock:

Did you say something?

N-nothing at all







Whaaa...?!



You're history fatass!!!























Eat dirt cock sucker!

That was easier than I thought...

Now, we've got to help Kenshin... and FAST!!!









I attacked him twice but...





















Ouch...



The cavalry's arrived!!!









Dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee fucker!

















Fucker got away, bloody hell!!!

Dammit!











Heh, we need to start acting.

First, let us track the bastard down...

Not so fast. You two are forgetting something.

What?!



But obviously...

Again?!!

It is totally impossible to avoid chaos in Sengoku Rance...

Bloody convenient excuse.

*To be continued...*

So that'll be all for the first official Kenshin route update. I know my own input is smaller and gameplay-wise I didn't do anything important partially because of the story heavy content of the episode, partially due to super easy battle with the demon. Nothing really could be done about it. Note that there are over 123 pics for this one. I hope you enjoyed it.

Your non-Rance Kenshin is banalshitboring and has no place in this LP. Please bring your self-insert back. This Kenshin had negative effect on the riveting epic shit going on.


Also, Xavier is an evil rapist. Rance is a golden-hearted tasteful rapist.

EDIT: Also, 3G's Andhaira quote moment was awesome though.

Oh cool, complaining about the writing. This LP sure knows how to keep the readers riveted.

Awwww Kenshin tho. Charming scene.
By Rance standards.

Like always,


Oh, and

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Oh cool, complaining about the writing. This LP sure knows how to keep the readers riveted.

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This.

what, no sex scene with Kenshin more then some tent-raising?

wasnt this game made in Japan? what is going on here?