Mrowak
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Update XI, MEGAUPDATE II – Unifying JAPAN!!!
I think the time has come to deal with the jewish Mouri question.
Yeah, their leader should have been weakened considerably already.
Let us engage their forces :twisted:
Murder!!!
Plunder!!!
RAEP!!!
Raep?
RAEP!!!
All their arse are belongs to us!! :twisted:
Not yet...
The Clash of the Titans.
Gwahahaha...
...hahahahaha!!! :twisted:
It was fun while it lasted... Now DIE GRAMPS!!
Goddamit! He lives!
Yeah, I wasn't supposed to kill him after all.
Then why did you scream “DIE”?
Out of habit.
...
*Meamwhile the rest is having fun playing RPGs*
My eyes!!!
Mouri's finished.
Fucking finally. One more cut-scene and I would start balding.
Congratulations on becoming motherfucking emperor.
Yeah, yeah whatever... What do we do now?
Two action fans left.
It's time for bloody dungeon crawling I guess.
Oh joy :/
Whaa...? Didn't we finish that dungeon when we were looking for Hojo Soun dude?
Apparently not :/
Oh joy :/
Oh fuck that shit. Let's speed things up.
Sir, some bunch of twatty pieces of pottery dare to challenge us.
I think the time has come to test your awesome powahs!
What do you mean?
Why are you so gloom?
I don't know... It just didn't feel...
...right.
?
Yep, it wes pretty cheap way to go. That was the pussy option to choose. All that talking about peaceful resolution, mind-control schemes and such... It make me feel...
… soiled.
From now on we shall start to avoid avoiding bloodshed wherever we go.
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*Meanwhile*
Gahahahaha!!
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So..., what is our next step?
Crawling?
Not in the dungeons...?!
I'm sorry to be the one breaking it to you but it is... necessary.
Let the grind begin!
Fuck it again. Time Distortian Powah!!!
Another dungeon...
Can you tell me why are we going through this mindless grindan?
Merely to make sure Xavier won't RAEP you beautiful arse up when you face him.
Fuck it, as if only my arse was at stake. The fucker can raep you as well.
I've already reached my max level.
Time Distortan!!!
Good riddance.
Rance...
No!
I haven't...
I'm not going on another dungeon crawl. That's it!
Calm down, that's not the thing I wanted to talk about with you.
Then...
You will go babysit 3G.
Don't even think about it!
You clearly want to go to another dungeon?
3G?!! Where are you, old prick?!
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Faggots attack!
Brace yourself for the impact!
Phew...
Bad news sir.
What now?
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The fateful day has come.
You mean the fact that we reached turn 100?
That too... But what I actually meant here is the effectual unification of non-faggy JAPAN.
The Codex would say it is a major contradiction in terms.
Not Japan. JAPAN.
Ok, I get the difference.
Declare the war on Iga!
That Inukai seems to be quite decent fellow.
Pity WhiskeyWolf recruited him in his playthrough.
Now we must kill him :twisted:
:twisted:
First wave obliterated all the encountered resistance.
As expected of our commanders.
Next...
*Meanwhile*
They arses are almost ours. Gahahahaha!!!
They are effectively ours. The siege will be formality.
You say so? Why are you so sure?
You'll see.
I am going with you.
Why should we need you?
You will. Trust me...
Quit fucking around Rance! We've got enemies to massacre!! :twisted:
Yes ma'm!
WTF happened to their action fans?
That's, my dear Rance, the power of my charm.
Trying assassination on me?!
You are history!
They are all sitting ducks!
:twisted:
Victory is ours!
No surprise there
Let's finish off that Inukai dude!
Gahahaha!
True loyalty...
*Next day*
Gahahahaha!
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And that would be all for this episode of Let's Gahahaha! with Rance and Kenshin: RPGCodex prestigious Sengoku Rance if LP. Comments and bumps to the next page would be, as always, appreciated.
*Meamwhile the rest is having fun playing RPGs*
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*Meanwhile*
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As expected of our commanders.
*Meanwhile*
*Next day*
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And that would be all for this episode of Let's Gahahaha! with Rance and Kenshin: RPGCodex prestigious Sengoku Rance if LP. Comments and bumps to the next page would be, as always, appreciated.