Blxz said:
dextermorgan said:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/muslimprotest.asp
Ahh yes, the great cartoon protests. Of course. I can't think of a better reason to try and make more people hate you than threatening they should be beheaded for drawing a picture of someone. Except of course involving kiddie porn somehow. Thats the only thing worse.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aisha#Marriage_to_Muhammad
I'd love to see some ragheads declaring Jihad against 4chan, considering there are some totally Not Suitable For Anything works of drawfags inspired by the same theme.
Also, I ran out of freely available original images so I decided macros might enrich this thread if used sparingly.
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All Quiet in the Western Front. All Victory in All Fronts
A song of the Pimp of Pimps
The Glorious Neo-Babylonian Army further pushes the infidels of the Great Satan out of Africa, marking great victories against the logistically strained, demoralized and weakened Kwan forces.
They try to land in Bougie, and although the forces in the Western Front are exhausted and need to position themselves to rest, their number and greater elan pushes through, throwing the imperialists back to the sea, and thus possibly securing, for the time being, this part of North Africa. Soon the imperialists will have only the former lands of their once lapdog and now straight out colony of Morocco.
Thus, at Algiers and Mascara, having taken many sacrifices to drive out the still technologically ahead Great Satan forces, the Neo-Babylonian armies stand to rest, and everything goes quiet on the Western Front after that, for the Great Satan lacks the forces to attempt pushing back, while the Pimp of Pimps, King of Kings, Emperor of Emperors, Invincible Colonel and Dear Leader of the mighty Neo-Babylonia Muammar Al-Gaddafi knows better than to rush with understrength divisions regarding the liberation of North Africa.
DJINNS EXIST! Obviously, without the help of Djinns, no arab country would ever manage to replicate the most advanced kinds of stealth technology used by their greatest enemy. Thus, in homage to the Djinns, and hopefully not to become too inane, the primary all-around bomber of Neo-Babylonia will be called GJ-2 Djinn. As for GJ, G stands for Gaddafi, and J for the transliteration of the first letter of the arabic word for "bomber". From the skies, the Light of Islam shall bright even more, and they will never forget ITZ.
Countless enemy divisions are thus doomed thanks to sheer brilliance and greatness of the superior Neo-Babylonian Army.
GADDAFU AKBAR!
In Ethiopia, three airmobile brigades are attacked by an entire mechanized infantry division. Their defense of Adwa becomes a legend among all, as in spite of being outgunned, and outnumbered, they teach a very harsh lesson to the imperialist about how big and better guns don't always mean certain victory.
To ensure the security behind the front lines, the Garrissons will also be given better equipment just in case.
Every territory the Great Satan oppresses, except for Africa, is rife with revolution and insurgency. The greater goal of rising an unstoppable Fifth Column has been utterly successful, and greatly helped the victories of Neo-Babylonia against a still far numerically superior army, as suffering heavily due to lack of transport capacity and appropriate logistics, their armies are crawling rather than advancing, and thus vulnerable to being overrun, and delayed successfully. One must not understate the importance of these massive guerrilla actions in helping the goals of the King of Kings.
Hoping to pocket and destroy several Kwanzanian divisions, an offensive begins. The enemy odds of holding off are minimum, but there is a risk involved, with the next phase requiring them to hit a region surrounded by rivers, even without supplies, the Kwans may this time prove too much for the currently limited forces operating in East Africa, and if they fail at this encirclement, they would expose themselves to a counter-attack. But after all, it is worth the risk.
This might have been a bad idea. The battle slogs down, and in the end, it becomes clear there weren't enough forces, or Islamarines proper trained at river crossing, to pull this off. Thus, before it could wipe out the organization of the entire Neo-Babylonian corps within the region, the offensive is cancelled.
Although airmobile brigades are much better together with armored divisions as the infantry backup to them than mechanized divisions are, due to their superior ability of fighting with little penalties in terrains where tanks and armored vehicles would faulter like inside cities, this does not mean mechanized divisions are entirely useful, after all. For to merger airmobile forces with tanks for the sake of combined arms would slow down the choppers, and cut off thus their greatest strength.
Realizing the threat, Great Satan forces succeed to break off the pocket and begin to advance through Ethiopia. Their superior numbers will make the entire operation tricky, but reinforcements are already on the way, and in time, they will be driven back, until they have nowhere else to retreat. With this development, a repositioning of forces is made to optimize their offensive capabilities and hopefully reestablish the encirclement of several Kwa's.
GADDAFU AKBAR!
To the manboons who tried to take over Algiers, there is only one answer, as through the offensive, they stupidly used divisions of their at 1% strength, that were thus wiped out along the battle, helping much more the cause of the Emperor of Emperors than their own.
There is only one thing to be said to them.
Upon seeing their failure to fully end the compromising encirclement, several of their forces attack the more vulnerable airmobile divisions to once again break off this pocket while they can. To counter their offensive, flanking attacks are launched against Addis Adaba, in spite of the river crossing. Hopefully the Islamarines will hold out and prevail.
Unfortunately it was too much for them, who thus are forced to fall back. Now what could be the end of more three divisions for the enemy was compromised, and rapid decisions had to be made to secure at least the future of the retreating airmobile brigades.
And because things can always get worse, another retreat becomes necessary, as the Great Satan press hardly on the only front where they still have a relative strategic superiority in numbers. But these are brave, determined followers of the Light of Islam, men of courage who don't waver in the greatest adversities of the Jihad against the Great Satan. All they can hope is that the front won't be overrun, and perhaps, thanks to the Fifth Column guerillas, this may not happen after all, and no divisions will be lost as the situation over East Africa deteriorates. On other news, the first batch of upgrades over the existing T-90 tanks is completed, while fighter technology further evolves.
It is said that during the darkest hour of the now fallen Islamic Soviet Union, as the Great Satan gloated over an easy victory over Tripoli, the spirit of the Great hero of mankind, legendary and invincible general Idi Amin, appeared amidst great thunderstorms, and thus, that Idi Amin has summoned the thunderstorm to help the defenders of Tripoli. In homage to this grand, honorable, humane leader who brought much progress, dignity and glory to Uganda, the ultimate air superiority fighter of Neo-Babylonia is thus named after such great man. Using wings capable of bending themselves dynamically to replace flaps and other movable parts for maximum stealth, it will be at least twice more awesome than the F-22 Raptor. And to add to it, its avionics include an artificial intelligence that according to some rumors, was engineered based upon the personality traits of the very person the fighter is named after.
It was a very tight moment for the Neo-Babylonian forces in Ethiopia. Had the battle of Adwa been lost, three brigades would be doomed, and they would be greatly missed considering how tough this war is going to get further on. Fortunately, that didn't happen,and the single armored division will retake Adwa before the retreat of the airmobile brigades to there, saving them from such fate, and in fact, if this armored division was to advance further, to attempt reestablishing the pocket, it would arrive there shortly after the airmobile brigades arrive at Adwa, and thus such synchronicity would be perfect to finish the job about this whole ordeal. To think it all started because of a plan to encircle, and now, it would end again as an encirclement.
The Pimp of Pimps had only one way to properly answer such a pittance and request for mercy from the ravagers of the Earth and imperialists, regarding how much worth he would give to such humbling words out of what once was the greatest power in Earth, and whose war-torn economy has been long eclipsed by countries like China, India, Russia, Brazil and of course: Neo-Babylonia.
A very appropriate answer it was:
Eight divisions less for Kwanzania. And now these forces can rest a little, and get to a more important front like East Africa. The casualties the enemy has suffered has reached horrendous levels, but it'll take more than that to finish off such a dying empire and free Africa. All along this time, where one encirclement was still being attempted, where the remnants of pocketed Kwa' forces were wiped out in west Africa, the West Front has been quiet, as the divisions there got fresh reinforcements every day, and now, they were finally ready to begin another push.
And when it happens, the British lapdogs and manboons stand little chance against the highly organized and concerted offensive. The battle is a tough one, nevertheless, but in the end, once again the King of Kings shows off where such a title came from.
Over Britain, another Fifth Column begins to stir up for both legit protests and guerrilla warfare.
GADDAFU AKBAR!
The offensive has been going quite successfully, and soon a major encirclement may work perfectly, depriving the Great Satan of even more of their divisions is Mostagnem or whatever that is called. An entire special forces brigade is wiped out in battle. So much for "best of the best", or maybe there is no way to compare the best manboon with the best human being, just like there is no way to compare a limited human with a genius Neanderthal.
And another encirclement that has been going for months through maneuvering of the once quite limited forces in East Africa is, at last, on the verge of working out successfully. After all this struggle, the brave warriors, followers of the Light of Islam, of socialism and of the Emperor of Emperors of Mankind, cheer as more Kwans are crushed and forced to surrender or die. Three less divisions for the enemy thus ensue, while soon an even greater encirclement will begin, and hopefully also succeed.
Predictably, the battle ends with only one outcome: total victory of Neo-Babylonia, which has now freed the last remaining parts of Algeria from imperialism, which is now making its last stand in North Africa in Morocco, and will soon be entired purged from there, allowing attentions to go over the troubling East African front, and thus, as the month of September ends: