Spring in Anusblaze, Codexian Year 256
From the journal of revered ancestor Theocrat President Chairman Captain Jagreen Lern, (henceforth Cpt. Lern or The Theocrat.) 5th granite: Good to back in Anusblaze. The dwarves don't know what to think of me. They figure I'm either here to bring in the golden age of Anusblaze, or to save the fortress from some great upcoming catastrophe. Next bit of free time I'll have to get the word out that I'm just here because I was kinda bored with the afterlife. Getting shitfaced all the time in the halls of the ancestors was fun, but with big monster souls coming from this place, I figured I was missing out on some good slaughter. Anyway, for my first order I had the Red Armors (great name) explore the lowest bit of the cavern complex. They found nothing of any real interest. Now the miners have begun to dig a new mineshaft, hopefully they'll soon find a new cave complex with some magma and more adamantine.
Theocrat's journal 7th Granite: Esterlith's butthurt at my little coup seems to have subsided a bit. He seems to have realized that there will be few serious changes. Now he's back to his old bullshit, bitching about the quality of his ducal quarters and issuing inane orders. I'll have the engravers get to work on his new rooms, but I'm not using pig iron from our meager steel industry to make him little trinkets. I don't know if the smiths would even comply with such a stupid order. Of course as Guard Captain I'll be the one who they bitch at when Esterlith orders one of them arrested for not complying with his inanity.
At least he isn't saying "screw you guys, I'm goin' home" like that dickhead from Raptorcraft. Although an inventory of our artifacts makes me think The Master of Butthurt might have been on to something with that "sexual deviants" remark.
Theocrat's journal 14th Granite: The engraving work on the ducal quarters is coming along nicely. Got to hand it Esterlith, he can sure pretty up a wall.
Theocrat's Journal 27th Granite: The miners have hit molten rock. Magma must be close. The miners are now at work locating a point from which we can access the magma.
From the journal of revered ancestor Theocrat President Chairman Captain Jagreen Lern, (henceforth Cpt. Lern or The Theocrat.) 5th granite: Good to back in Anusblaze. The dwarves don't know what to think of me. They figure I'm either here to bring in the golden age of Anusblaze, or to save the fortress from some great upcoming catastrophe. Next bit of free time I'll have to get the word out that I'm just here because I was kinda bored with the afterlife. Getting shitfaced all the time in the halls of the ancestors was fun, but with big monster souls coming from this place, I figured I was missing out on some good slaughter. Anyway, for my first order I had the Red Armors (great name) explore the lowest bit of the cavern complex. They found nothing of any real interest. Now the miners have begun to dig a new mineshaft, hopefully they'll soon find a new cave complex with some magma and more adamantine.
Theocrat's journal 7th Granite: Esterlith's butthurt at my little coup seems to have subsided a bit. He seems to have realized that there will be few serious changes. Now he's back to his old bullshit, bitching about the quality of his ducal quarters and issuing inane orders. I'll have the engravers get to work on his new rooms, but I'm not using pig iron from our meager steel industry to make him little trinkets. I don't know if the smiths would even comply with such a stupid order. Of course as Guard Captain I'll be the one who they bitch at when Esterlith orders one of them arrested for not complying with his inanity.
At least he isn't saying "screw you guys, I'm goin' home" like that dickhead from Raptorcraft. Although an inventory of our artifacts makes me think The Master of Butthurt might have been on to something with that "sexual deviants" remark.
Theocrat's journal 14th Granite: The engraving work on the ducal quarters is coming along nicely. Got to hand it Esterlith, he can sure pretty up a wall.
Theocrat's Journal 27th Granite: The miners have hit molten rock. Magma must be close. The miners are now at work locating a point from which we can access the magma.
