Let's play... Planesc-ehr- Super Mario RPG!

Mighty Mouse · Aug 22, 2009

Index
Chapter 1: Teh Greit Evill
Chapter 2: Badass!
Chapter 3: Welcome to the Mushroom Kingdom
Chapter 4: Mallow the Frog
Chapter 5: Follow the purple crocodile

Chapter 1: TEH GREIT EVIlL

This is Princess Peach. Hi Peach.

Hello

And this is Bowser's butt. Hi Bowser.

YOOOO :twisted:
Bowser is the most famous rapist in the entire Mushroom Kingdom. Life is hard for a rapist here, mainly because there's only ONE girl. Yeah. Princess Peach.

This is Mario. He's a well known Italian homo and Peach's best friend. Hi Mario.

CIAO!

A dark castle.

BRRR.. THE LAVA IS CATTIVAAA!!

HERE WE GO!

Mario... I was waiting for you! Let the party begin!

fuck me!

DON'T WORRY MY PRINCIPESSA. I'LL PROPOSE HIM A FAIR DEAL.

A deal? What are ya talkin' about?

YOU CAN'T TOUCH MY PRINCIPESSA. BUT... YOU CAN TOUCH ME! :roll:

Some hours later...

IT WAS FANTASTICO!

Indeed.

... Are you going to leave me here forever?

It's a giant sword! In the sky!

AIUUUTOOO! IT'S FALLING UPON US!

Is it... the multi-headed dick?

HEEEELP!

YAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW

What the hell is going on here? What happened to our heroes? To be continued!

This is my first playthrough here on the Codex, so, if it sucks.. well.. just tell me

Double Ogre · Aug 22, 2009

Since this game features isometric turn-based combat, it's already better than the most next-gen tripe.

P.S. Please use GIFs or PNGs instead of JPGs. The game uses less than 256 colors, so JPGs only worsen the image quality and increase the file size.

Hoaxmetal · Aug 22, 2009

Please, continue. Rape is always welcomed at Codex.

Clockwork Knight · Aug 22, 2009

Life is hard for a rapist here, mainly because there's only ONE girl. Yeah. Princess Peach.

Mighty Mouse · Aug 22, 2009

OgreOgre said:
P.S. Please use GIFs or PNGs instead of JPGs. The game uses less than 256 colors, so JPGs only worsen the image quality and increase the file size.

You're right. For the next chapter I'll use PNG images.

edit.

Clockwork Knight said:
Life is hard for a rapist here, mainly because there's only ONE girl. Yeah. Princess Peach.

Click to expand...

I thought she was a girl too... until I saw what she hides under her orange chocolate flavoured skirt.

WHOA! BOWSER, YOU MEAN SHE HAS A PENIS???

Definitely.

O MIO DIO... COOL :oops:

MetalCraze · Aug 22, 2009

Should be moved to General Gaming, GRPGD already reminds of a public toilet enough even without this jap shit.

WholesaleGenocide · Aug 22, 2009

I like this, don't stop, don't stop!

Jaesun · Aug 22, 2009

MetalCraze said:
Should be moved to General Gaming, GRPGD already reminds of a public toilet enough even without this jap shit.

But it is Mario RPG mutherfucker! Says so in the name!

And I dunno. This whole LP..I don't know if I should laugh, cry or jab forks into my eyes?

Andyman Messiah · Aug 22, 2009

Well...

Korgan · Aug 22, 2009

Actually, there's no need to have a whole thread about this. One overused image would suffice.

Double Ogre · Aug 22, 2009

Mario is actually a pretty mature, dark and gritty franchise.

DefJam101 · Aug 22, 2009

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Murk · Aug 22, 2009

Why do the Japanese usually censor the frenulum and not anything else that might otherwise hide the fact that it's a penis?

Clockwork Knight · Aug 22, 2009

Mikayel said:
Why do the Japanese usually censor the frenulum and not anything else that might otherwise hide the fact that it's a penis?

It's an old jap law that no one cares about anymore. But since it wasn't ever revoked, they still have to put tiny black bars over clits and the tip of the penis. Guess they have to pay a fine or something if they don't do it.

Mighty Mouse · Aug 23, 2009

Chapter 2: Badass!

What the fuck..!

LEAVE ME ALONE :cry:

What's wrong with you, Mario?!

...

I'll go outside to wait her.

...

He's a pervert. Mario! Go to the castle and bring her back. NOW!

Going to the castle....

MAMMA MIA! THE SWORD HAS A FACE!!!

IT'S ME... MARIO! LET ME ENTER THE CASTLE!

AHAHAH

O MIO DIO! THE BRIDGE IS FALLING APART!

BOWSER... I MISS YOU

A GIANT SWORD HAS IMPRISONED THE PRINCESS AND MY BELOVED BOWSER...

To be continued.

Luzur · Aug 23, 2009

ever · Aug 23, 2009

Hint: Use HQ3x filter in zsnes to take bigger screenshots k?

Double Ogre · Aug 23, 2009

Filters are ugly.

Melcar · Aug 23, 2009

Yeah, filters are for homos.

TripJack · Aug 23, 2009

Yeah because squinting at a 256x224 window or, better yet, that same window stretched to a nice, blocky, full-screen size is just so much better than turning a filter on.

What a great game this was. It's a shame most all the 'Mario rpg' games released later on were inferior.

Clockwork Knight · Aug 23, 2009

The Paper Mario series had very good humor, and the combat's fun (but it gets kinda easy once you learn the timing). I didn't play Superstar saga / Partners in time (gba / ds ones) very much, but they're similar (combat is different, but still fun and turn based).

Mighty Mouse · Aug 24, 2009

Chapter 3: Welcome to the Mushroom Kingdom
The Mushroom Way isn't anything special. There are only some easy random bastard evil mushrooms and two twin turtles as final mini-boss.

I'LL KILL YOU!
And kill he did.

MA CHE BELLO! MY FIRST WEAPON! A HAMMER!

Finally, the Mushroom Kingdom!

HERE WE GO!

It seems there are some troubles with a crocodile thief.

NO I DIDN'T!

Oh ok... just... HEY!

You took my wallet!

NO I DIDN'T!

Yes, you did!

NO I DIDN'T! IF I FIND YOUR WALLET, I'LL BRING IT BACK TO YOU. PROMESSO!

I'll await your return, little thief.

Mario having fun on a bed...

THE CASTLE!

CIAO!

We heard an explosion or something at Bowser's Keep. It was so loud I almost dropped my spores!!! But... where is the Princess? Mario! She departed for your house HOURS ago..! Don't tell me it was you again, naughty cock!

NO NO, THIS TIME IT'S BOWSER! AND THERE'S A GIANT EVIL SWORD TOO!

OKAY! CIAO!

Meanwhile...

Stop him!!! :cry:

To be continued

PS: No filter this time. Maybe for the next chapter I'll use one.

Clockwork Knight · Aug 24, 2009

Luzur said:

Man, just forget about tinypic already

Also, if youre fast, you can jump on the chancellor's head to reach a invisible block up there. Only contains a shitty item like a mushroom, though

Mighty Mouse · Aug 26, 2009

Chapter 4: Mallow the frog

HEY, WHAT THE MUSHROOM IS GOIN' ON HERE?

BOOOOOAAAAH :cry:

WHY IS IT RAINING?

Sniff... I don't know... I want mommy...

WHO ARE YOU? WHY ARE YOU CRYING? YOU'RE MAKING ME TRISTE!11onehundred1!

NICE DI CONOSCERTI! MY NAME IS MARIO.

Mario?! The italian fag plumber who always saves Peach's butt?! I'm your best fan! I've lots of your posters in my bedroom!

OH THAT'S FANTASTICO! NOW, TELL ME WHY YOU WERE CRYING.

IT'S THAT MOBSTER CROCODILE!

Will you help me?

OF COURSE I WILL!

I'll come with you.

OKAY!!!

TELL US!

I saw a crocodile! He just zoomed past me a second ago.

He's the one who took my coin! Why didn't you stop him?

How could I know..

Har har har!

Oh noez! He ran off!

To be continued.

Mighty Mouse · Sep 2, 2009

Chapter 5: Follow the purple crocodile

LET'S GO A PRENDERE QUEL FIGLIO DI PUTTANA

MY MAMMA IS DEAD

Oh, well, I'm sorry. Anyway, go away, you moron! Bye! Hurr!

Oh no... he has just run away... beeeewww :cry:

BEEEWWWW... MY MUM IS DEAD :cry:

BEEEEEEEWWW :cry:

DAMMIT! LITTLE PUSSIES! YOU MUST FIGHT! COME ON! FUCK YOU!

Who are you?

I'm your fucking fairy godmother. Stop crying and kill the fucking gay croco. Fuck, fuck!

OK OK... MALLOW! LET'S GO!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
After some time...

BEH... I'M A LITTLE TIRED... MALLOW, LET'S GO HOME!

:evil:

:shock: MALLOW... LET'S CATCH CROCO!

You can't hide forever. You have to fight us.

Oh... so... ok! I'll kill you! Hurr hurr!
Fighting...

I surrender!

To be continued

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