Andyman Messiah
Mr. Ed-ucated
Taking a break from playing minigames in Final Fantasy 7, here's a detailed report on what happened when your bestest savior in the whole wide world decided it was time to get himself an account on www.escapistmagazine.com!
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Chapter One - In which our hero enters the website of the prestigious Escapist Magazine!
Here's my homepage. It's the normal, default Google search one Firefox forces upon you until you change it. I haven't changed it since I'm far too busy being awesome and lazy. I'm a swedish man after all.
Also don't let my bookmarks fool you. I hate comics with a passion and only go to those places to make fun of nerds.
Srsly.
Anyway! Let's go find that Escapist Magazine site now, shall we? We'll type in "www" first because that's how you do these things.
No porn-links at all!
FACT: I use Windows Explorer to jerk off.
Typing "e" brings up the only part of the Escapist Magazine dot com website I am familiar with. It's Yahtzee Monroe-Williams' rather quirky headset rambling show! We can use this to our advantage!
By taking the Zero Punctuation hypertypetextpower-link and getting rid of the ZP-stuff, we get this!
Voila! Now we have the url to Escapist Magazine dot com! Let's press the enter-key!
Sure is taking a lot of time.
HURRY THE FUCK UP, FIREFUCKS! LP IN PROGRESS, DAMMIT!
JESUS CHRIST ME! UPDATE FOR FUCKS SAKE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE!!!
Alright folks, I just don't have time with this bullshit so I'll click "stop" here. I don't really want to see the accompanying picture to Jeff Palumbos (haha, Palumbo!) "My Life As a Tank"-article, anyway.
It scares me...
Also teenagers are feared because they're rebels and stuff. Didn't you see that movie with Whatsisname von Whatshisname? I sure wouldn't want to meet a teenager in a dark alley! They ride motorcycles and talk weird. If I was a dark alley I wouldn't want a teenager inside me. That's how scary teenagers are. You're all right to fear them!
Anyway! We're here to register an account! Let's do it, oh yeah!
To be continued! Really. I have chapters 2 and 3 ready to be posted already!!
P.S. I hope you'll let me know if you like this because it'll boost my confidence and help me get over my bad self e-steam. :D
___________________________________________________________
Chapter One - In which our hero enters the website of the prestigious Escapist Magazine!
Here's my homepage. It's the normal, default Google search one Firefox forces upon you until you change it. I haven't changed it since I'm far too busy being awesome and lazy. I'm a swedish man after all.
Also don't let my bookmarks fool you. I hate comics with a passion and only go to those places to make fun of nerds.
Srsly.
Anyway! Let's go find that Escapist Magazine site now, shall we? We'll type in "www" first because that's how you do these things.
No porn-links at all!
FACT: I use Windows Explorer to jerk off.
Typing "e" brings up the only part of the Escapist Magazine dot com website I am familiar with. It's Yahtzee Monroe-Williams' rather quirky headset rambling show! We can use this to our advantage!
By taking the Zero Punctuation hypertypetextpower-link and getting rid of the ZP-stuff, we get this!
Voila! Now we have the url to Escapist Magazine dot com! Let's press the enter-key!
Sure is taking a lot of time.
HURRY THE FUCK UP, FIREFUCKS! LP IN PROGRESS, DAMMIT!
JESUS CHRIST ME! UPDATE FOR FUCKS SAKE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE!!!
Alright folks, I just don't have time with this bullshit so I'll click "stop" here. I don't really want to see the accompanying picture to Jeff Palumbos (haha, Palumbo!) "My Life As a Tank"-article, anyway.
It scares me...
Also teenagers are feared because they're rebels and stuff. Didn't you see that movie with Whatsisname von Whatshisname? I sure wouldn't want to meet a teenager in a dark alley! They ride motorcycles and talk weird. If I was a dark alley I wouldn't want a teenager inside me. That's how scary teenagers are. You're all right to fear them!
Anyway! We're here to register an account! Let's do it, oh yeah!
To be continued! Really. I have chapters 2 and 3 ready to be posted already!!
P.S. I hope you'll let me know if you like this because it'll boost my confidence and help me get over my bad self e-steam. :D