Let's Actually Play Do You Like Horny Bunnies? (NSFN) (Done)

(NOT SAFE FOR NIGGERS)

Welcome back. Last time I attempted to play through the game and just gave up like a pussy. Now I've returned to restart and actually complete this gem.

It's a Japanese "dating" sim. It's pretty obvious what you should be expecting from it (almost instantaneously as well).

Part I: I'm an Otaku's Wet Dream


Just starting up the game and we are already treated with titty shots. If only it was cocks, then Jasede might read my thread.


My name is the fantasy that Japanese men wish they could be.


This guy must get fucked constantly. Tropical fish? Shit yeah!


Why is the Japanese suicide rate so high?

You're Japanese, what did you expect? Jap boys and girls look the same.


Point proven.


:Freud:


This guy is such a sad pathetic sack that he might be the Japanese version of DI.


Yes! Start this narrative journey! What can change the nature of a horny bunny?


Sorry, but you don't count as a man if your cock is smaller than your thumb.


That's super likely.

Our epic quest now has a setting. I'm ready for some gritty trannies in a brothel or something dark and mature like that.


I guess if you stay in the same area for more than 5 minutes in Japan, it is assumed that you're getting ready to cum on a chick's face.


A line of programming must've gotten into the dialogue. Stupid javascript.


...sexy...


What's this feeling in my pants? I feel like I'm fluttering.

I don't. Sex me.


You think I'm a girl?...oh...so you aren't interested in buttsecks....rats...

You know that I'm a guy? What a wonderful coincidence. You are so perceptive, random whore.

I still love you!


You think I'm cute? I wonder what will happen next?!?!??!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Give me a job plz.


But I'm a guy, so now we can fuck.


Aww shucks.


What a twist!!


Bunny girls? You mean like playboy bunnies and not like fursuit bunnies? Not even KC will come to this thread now.


CHOICES AND CONSEQUENCES.


Ooh, measure me away then plz.

This is where the Otaku start fapping.


I disapprove of this. This is against my moral character.


What do you think she's going to do?!? She's obviously trying to stroke your cock! Don't let her! Jesus Christ is your savior!


Most of the people who work here don't have dongs.


Otaku fap harder. But I must be coy and hide my cock.


What is it? An eagle?


So that's what I should've told that girl!


Such an odd turn of events. Who would have seen this cumming? (GEDDIT?!?!)


She can talk and blow at the same time. Must be cigarette sized.


That's right, I may be a fat pimply otaku with patchy facial hair, but I'll totally have a huge soaring dick.

Japanese have never had sex and thus don't understand the concept of a refractory period.


Do I?!



SPOILER: No girl will ever say cum is tasty.


It's good that we aren't so formal after I sodomized your mouth.


Next excuse: I already raped you, it's too late to blame me now.


I don't know! AM I?

WHAT.

WILL.

I.

DO?!?!

I love LP's of hentai games, there's nothing quite like hentai game logic and dialogue.

BTW, are you manually cropping all of your shots? You can press Alt + Print Screen and it will take a shot of only the currently running program

I'm using the Quick Capture program. I'd never bother manually cropping.

Hey at least this game has C&C. I mean how long did it take before you had to click on your first dialogue choices? I downloaded one recently and it took 1 hour+ before I finally clicked on the quit button.

I vote for No, don't do it. Let's see the other chicks before banging this one.

I´m shocked. Publishers paying for this crap and it isn´t possible to fund oldschool-rpgs? I´ve just lost trust in mankind.

Anyway I´m missing the option to rape her... at least jump on her again. I´m sure there is enough cumming for at least 4 more times.

Morkar said:

I´m shocked. Publishers paying for this crap and it isn´t possible to fund oldschool-rpgs? I´ve just lost trust in mankind.

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Difference is that this stuff costs only a few thousand dollars to make while a modern RPG like VtM:B costs millions to develop.

It's a trap.

If you fuck her now, she'll cling to you like cancer.

Drop the hag, fuck somebody younger instead.

Too bad this game doesn't have an ending like True Love did - one where you end hooking up with your male best friend ;-)

Haba said:

Too bad this game doesn't have an ending like True Love did - one where you end hooking up with your male best friend ;-)

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If you sucked at playing the game that is.

Jump on her. "You gotta catch them all"

(x) DO IT

( ) JUMP ON HER

Haba said:

It's a trap.

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This is how they suck you in.

Oh, I like horny bunnies, go on

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69th post on hentai thread, how weird is that.

DO IT FAGGOT

also, mad props for getting this going again. don't abandon it this time.

I remember "playing" this game a few years ago. As I recall, there's no real choice in this part of the game yet, if you choose "don't do it" it only gets her more excited and she jumps on you anyway. Character's first time is always with Akina. Prove me wrong if I am.

Multidirectional said:

if you choose "don't do it" it only gets her more excited and she jumps on you anyway.

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Bioware choices.

sportforredneck said:

Multidirectional said:

if you choose "don't do it" it only gets her more excited and she jumps on you anyway.

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Bioware choices.

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Bioware has yet to give me a raging boner.

Jump on her I suppose. Push that bitch down and sit on her until the cops arrive, it's the only way to keep her from raping you again.

sheek said:

Jump on her I suppose. Push that bitch down and sit on her until the cops arrive, it's the only way to keep her from raping you again.

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I LOLed at this

Part II: Let's Meet Some Whores


I'm going to show this bitch who is boss and jump on her. Obviously this will restrain her from sexing me further. Nothing else could possibly happen from this choice....


YOU TELL HER!


I DIDN'T MEAN BE A CANNIBAL!


Obviously I didn't jump on her too well, since she's on top. And her breasts are perfectly intact.





Lightweight.


Otaku fap their dick off.


Well obviously I'll cum like 20 more times anyway, so I'm sure I can stick in there after I cum once.


rawr.


Maybe there will be a new dating sim taking place 20 years later where I fuck the future child. Or this dating sim lasts a year and I babyfuck.


I know. It's amazing that I'm so talented sexually, despite never even having my dick touched until 30 minutes ago.


I'm not a fat, pimply nerd! I HAVE STAMINA!


OH SHI-


Hi ladies!


Oh...right...my dicks out.


Fourway?


...I guess not.


:facepalm:

Well we all get back together later (with clothes on) and:



At least they won't mistake me for a girl now since they've seen my soaring dick.


I'd like you to shoot your fresh wada on my face.



Fuck choice #1



Incest choice.


My cousin has titties. hur hur hur.


Did you see my big dick?


Getting hard!


(it is her glasses)


Cockblock.


They're going to have a party, but the other fuck choices aren't here?!?! OH NO! Oh wait, they'll be here later.


Now I could go home or stay here...I wonder...


Or look at boobies?!?!


hur hur hur.


Obviously we should bang.


Well we'll do anal later anyway.


You think I'm beautiful? KAWAII ^_^


But she's gonna go down on me, amirite?


Whew what a long day with no work effort. At least the new fuck choices will be here to be introduced.


Speaking of which...


ANDILIEKBOOBS


Why hello thar.


Boner tiem.


Yuka?


Pedophilia?


Breast cancer.


Threesome?


If you came here earlier you'd know I was a guy!


Thank you fuck choice #1.


Well I'm not a girl, so I must be...wait...this is the Codex...so maybe not...


Don't be so shocked, you know we had a thing going baby. :wink:


Still.


Moar hentai plz.


It's big ain't it?


Rape is hello in Japan.


I don't think so.


Party tiem is excellent.


Fucky fucky.


She's the serious fuck choice aka demon in the sack.


You like my Judo baby? Too bad I suck at it.


ATTENTION: EVERYONE IN THIS TRANSLATION IS 18 OR OLDER (WE SWEAR)


Still...


Annoying bitch.


Serious characterization.


History lesson.


OH SHI-


Ha-ha-ha. Anal tonight.


Societal norms are different in Japan.


Yet...


Obviously.


...Yeah...





I are serious girl. This is serious convo.


Because of the population you are representing.


OH YEAH!


That's right, I have to show you!


Dirty annoying whore.


That's right! SHOW DON'T TELL! Let's get it on!


Sorry...


Hmm?


She wants my huge wang.


Maybe.


I told you that was because of my medication!


NO WAI


They look 12.


(Yes.)


Yes!


Now I'll never know how sexual they are...


Thanks for randomly coming back to take the boss chick home. I'll be sure to take my sexualized cousin home safely.


Sexually, of course.


Nah, I survived Shadow Moses.


GIRLS ARE UNIQUE AND SPECIAL TREAT THEM AS SUCH.


Only fags.


Period?


Hmm?


Way to go.


Pussy.


You wanna fuck?


Oh, that one.


Prove it.


I did?!?!


what what in the...?


You and all women are UNIQUE AND SPECIAL IN EVERY WAY.



KTHNXBAI


Doing basically nothing is really tough.


Game over.


WHO.
WILL.
I.
FUCK?!?!

Stay tuned for Part III later.

Go for Sae. All incest is WINcest!

Also, Akina doesn't have pube hair when standing, but magically grows some when she's riding on your GIANT MEAT BUS


totally ruins immershun

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oh.. oh god

Thread delivers.

Re: Let's Actually Play Do You Like Horny Bunnies? (NSFN)

sportforredneck said:

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aaww sheet

Ryo or whatever (black hair), looks the least fucked up and more passive, less chance she'll jump you.

I hope nobody gets the funny idea of doing a X-Change LP next...

Still can´t believe that publishers invest in this shit and getting probably better earnings than from a simple tilebased rpg. This is the shittiest "game" I´ve ever seen...

Stay with Akina. She´s the boss so she must have the most money. And it seems she doesn´t mind that you have sex with the others too (and you can still pretend to do it just for a good working atmosphere).