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    GOG.com

    Gay transcends being merely "good" and "bad", for gay is gay and gay is eternal. Post that and it'll earn you a three-week ban. IIRC from the previous times I managed to get slapped there was a reply function in the moderation message system. Edit, hahaha, I'm loving this fuckin donut.
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    Decline Do you think CDPR is capable of making a good game again?

    Ah, that dude; sorry, I is tarded.
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    Decline Do you think CDPR is capable of making a good game again?

    Really. They explained why he went from recovering meth head to totes swole? I get the intention of mainstreaming Geralt to actually sell the damn games. Genuinely curious since I played through W1 twice and missed it.
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    Decline Do you think CDPR is capable of making a good game again?

    Inclusivity director looks like a partial downy. I honestly hate throwing downies under the bus, though.
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    Incline Battle Brothers + Beasts & Exploration, Warriors of the North and Blazing Deserts DLC Thread

    Where would a farmer be used for anything other than frontline fighters?
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    Starfield Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

    Yeah, he's definitely past his prime now. Back in the '90s when he was writing for Avault, right when he said he was leaving for Looking Glass, I email him and asked if he could autograph my Thief 1 box. He said "sure, send the box, pay for shipping, return shipping," gave me the address to his...
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    Starfield Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

    Zombra is an idiot, but Cracked still being around is amayeeezing.
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    Mass Effect Legendary Edition remaster trilogy

    You tell us. The games' narratives contradict themselves in all sorts of fun ways.
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    What game are you wasting time on?

    Wouldn't bother, but it does run. I can get 20-30 FPS in towns and 15 everywhere else.
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    What game are you wasting time on?

    Playing Witcher 1, vanilla with some bug fix mods. I tried some graphics packs and stuff just bugged out constantly. I might try another run with everything just dumped into the /data/override folder and see what sticks. Rise of the White Wolf changes the UI despite me telling it not too. Grrr...
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    HighFleet - Desert Russians Fight With Warships In Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland

    And the answer is a resounding "yes", but the rest of the friggin game is obnoxious as well. And it's fun as hell. I don't typically go in for these kinds of spastic games, but the guy who made it got it right. I played this thing until the wife got up and the dog started bothering me for a...
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    HighFleet - Desert Russians Fight With Warships In Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland

    Is the deckbuilding bullshit as obnoxious as it looks? It worked well in Star Traders and Shadow Empire.
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    Editorial Chris Avellone: What the Fuck Happened to Bloodlines 2?

    Well, this boy here both grabbed and sucked. He needed a little practice staring romantically, sure, but one thing at a time. Modern vampire stories were just rape fantasy for chunkers. I guess almost-rape since I gather modern vampires junk typically don't function as when they were mortal...
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    Not shitposting, 'bro.

    Not shitposting, 'bro.

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