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Vapourware Old Blood Bowl season stuff

Absalom

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Cristy Black Warrior, Brahma Olson (Or Bree Light,) Snow Leone, London Keystone, Sasha Grey Lady, etc

http://www.4tube.com/pornstars and sort by popularity or w/e
 

Mantiis

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Never bought it through steam. I was one of those suckers that bought it via their website when the buggy piece of shit first came out.

I'll check my mail again.
 

Darth Roxor

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:x

I'll just set every match against the would-be Humppaleka as a 1:0 win for his opponent and leave it at that, how does it sound?

If there are no objections, I'll do that to hoverdog 's match now and move the matchday forward.
 

Grunker

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Why not just leave it as a bye? Don't people get concession xp and money and shit when you set it as a win?

man I knew we should have left the league with odd players
 

Darth Roxor

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Don't people get concession xp and money and shit when you set it as a win?

Yeah. Gonna have to set it to 0:0 draws instead. Both teams still get xp and money, but at least there's no walkover dual-MVP.

How about if root stops being a decliner and joins the league.

nop

ANYWAY

DING DONG BANNU, NEW MATCHDAY IS UP

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Absalom NAME UR TERMS
 
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Grunker

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The elf king rose from his majestic, weed-induced slumber to take in his subjects. He looked around the elven kingdom. He saw that it was filled with elf bullshit. Elf bullshit right. Elf bullshit left. Everywhere he looked was elf bullshit, and he was content.

1-0 to the majestic addicts.

Replay.
 

Absalom

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Finished the match with Roxor. I have only one thing to say:

We shall troll to the end. We shall griff on the LoS, we shall griff through multiple tacklezones to pick up the ball, we shall griff with a goblin fanatic who will tie up half of the team for a whole drive, we shall foul their players, whatever their TV may be. We shall griff with goblin tosses, we shall constantly blitz with our malfunctioning chainsaw, we shall griff on the pitch and through tackelezones, we shall always make our AV7+Stunty CAS rolls; we shall never forfeit.
 

Darth Roxor

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Corporate Hell played vs Schadenfreude.

I highly recommend watching the replay

https://www.dropbox.com/s/w2u7r0fv674iamo/Replay_2014-11-05_19-28-25.db?dl=0

The final score of the match is not exactly representative of how the game went on.

ImageMatchReport.aspx


Just check the block dice and you can draw the necessary conclusions. Before the match I was greasing my fat palms like the jewest of jews for the free SPP all muh saudis would get.

In the end, I only managed to get 2 BHs on random goblins, one by the krox, and one obviously by the fucking av6 skink.

Meanwhile, the goddamn looney KO'd two of my fkn saudis in the first turn, and then another one was taken out by sweltering heat. Still, I managed to score in the first half. At the start of the 2nd half, I had 2 saudis, the krox and 3 skinks. In practice, however, it was 1 saudi and 3 skinks, because the saudi + krox kept getting bumrushed by the fanatic.

After a valiant defensive effort and a huge amount of luck in two or three critical moments (ko vs troll WOOO) I finally managed to get a skink to make a run for it. After which it got bombed. And then a goblin managed to take the ball from 2 TZs and dodge out. BUT! He fumbled the pass, leaving me with the window of opportunity to score 2:0.

Third drive, last turn. A goblin has the ball. The troll picks him up and throws him into the heavans!!! It actually lands on muh turf within reach of the endzone.

and then it fails a GFI on the last step.

What a rotten way to go

much thanks goes to Absalom for a hilarious gaem. Goblins are always the coolest because you have absolutely no idea how the game will go.
 

Grunker

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one obviously by the fucking av6 skink.

The thought of your face when this happened made me laugh out loud :lol:
only 1 BH that meant a damn the whole game :negative:

CrimsonAngel killed one elf and BH'ed 3 others. The first three within 7 turns :M

IMMA HIGH ELF I HAVE HIGH ARMuuRRR DEEEERP

EDIT: There should be more players like the Goblin bomber. Easily the funniest player in the game both in concept, gameplay and what he does to a match.
 

Darth Roxor

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Also, I think I played only 4 matches with these lizardmen so far, and in 3 games, the MVP was snatched by THE SAME SAUDI. WTF :what:
 

Absalom

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EDIT: There should be more players like the Goblin bomber. Easily the funniest player in the game both in concept, gameplay and what he does to a match.
Smart play is to not have them since their consistency is even worse than the other sekrit weapons, but I have a soft spot for the bastard so I try my hardest to baby him and get him SPP.
 

Grunker

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EDIT: There should be more players like the Goblin bomber. Easily the funniest player in the game both in concept, gameplay and what he does to a match.
Smart play is to not have them since their consistency is even worse than the other sekrit weapons, but I have a soft spot for the bastard so I try my hardest to baby him and get him SPP.

Hired the star player bomber often on my Underworld team. Was always a h00t.
 

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