jerichocaine
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Real Life
I: The Beginning
Finals are almost over. Pretty soon it'll be home for the summer, but there is still some time to do some crazy shit. The weather is pretty shitty, and has been for some time, but this week might be an improvement, if meteorology is to be trusted. There are several options that lay before you. Studying is one, but that is decidedly at the bottom of the list of things you'd like spending my time on.
So what should you do with your time? That is for you to determine. Choose carefully the path that you shall tread:
(Choose one of the following locations)
(Choose three of the following actions)
My previous attempt at making a CYOA failed because my dumb computer won't let me play KOTOR. I had been despairing because I had so many kickass ideas that would hit your collective membranes like a jewel from Solomon and bring sight to the blind. But my computer was being gay, and with the problem seemingly unsolvable, I pretty much gave up.
Much time passed, and this incident had almost faded from my mind. But then, one day (last Saturday to be precise), an idea came to me. No, it was more than an idea. It was a mission. And not just any mission, but one given to me by the Son of the Abrahamic God Himself!
This wonderous event happened when I was at a music festival at a park. After "reflecting" on the numerological significance of this particular day, I suddenly beheld a strange sight. Before me stood a vision of the Nazarene, King of the Jews! "Jesus Christ," I swore instinctively, but found beyond that I could not speak. My throat felt a burning sensation and I fell into a fit of coughing. The Son looked on in silence for some time, then finally opened His mouth. Out of it came a perfectly formed ring that lingered for a moment above His head before dissipating.
The Good Shepherd then said to me, "I know of your troubles, for they are mine as well. But do not despair, only heed my words: Because something cannot be done, does not mean it is impossible. An ant sees a raging torrent that he could never traverse in four thousand years. A dog sees a stream of its piss running down a hill."
The Savior then departed, I know not how, but not before conferring upon me as a mark of His wisdom two grams of incense to be used in veneration of His Holy Spirit.
Much time passed, and this incident had almost faded from my mind. But then, one day (last Saturday to be precise), an idea came to me. No, it was more than an idea. It was a mission. And not just any mission, but one given to me by the Son of the Abrahamic God Himself!
This wonderous event happened when I was at a music festival at a park. After "reflecting" on the numerological significance of this particular day, I suddenly beheld a strange sight. Before me stood a vision of the Nazarene, King of the Jews! "Jesus Christ," I swore instinctively, but found beyond that I could not speak. My throat felt a burning sensation and I fell into a fit of coughing. The Son looked on in silence for some time, then finally opened His mouth. Out of it came a perfectly formed ring that lingered for a moment above His head before dissipating.
The Good Shepherd then said to me, "I know of your troubles, for they are mine as well. But do not despair, only heed my words: Because something cannot be done, does not mean it is impossible. An ant sees a raging torrent that he could never traverse in four thousand years. A dog sees a stream of its piss running down a hill."
The Savior then departed, I know not how, but not before conferring upon me as a mark of His wisdom two grams of incense to be used in veneration of His Holy Spirit.
I: The Beginning
Finals are almost over. Pretty soon it'll be home for the summer, but there is still some time to do some crazy shit. The weather is pretty shitty, and has been for some time, but this week might be an improvement, if meteorology is to be trusted. There are several options that lay before you. Studying is one, but that is decidedly at the bottom of the list of things you'd like spending my time on.
So what should you do with your time? That is for you to determine. Choose carefully the path that you shall tread:
(Choose one of the following locations)
- A - Visit a cultural landmark
- B - Go to the library
- C - Go to a bar/club
- D - Go to a concert
- E - Stay around the rez
(Choose three of the following actions)
- 1 - Do drugs
- 2 - Get drunk
- 3 - Hit on chicks
- 4 - Hit chicks
- 5 - Ride a bike
- 6 - Dance
- 7 - Make art
- 8 - Make a movie
- 9 - Fight crime