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Quitting RPGs forever

Discussion in 'General RPG Discussion' started by Tavernking, Apr 4, 2019.

  1. Tavernking Don't believe his lies Shitposter

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    Choose an RPG. Choose a race. Choose a class. Choose starting skills. Choose your party members, choose your sword. Choose your bow. Choose your ambulet and choose two rings even though you have ten fingers. Choose the easy quests first, choose the action that maximizes EXP. Choose your armor, the stupid looking one that has the best stats. Choose sitting on that cum-stained wheely chair reading mind-numbing dialogue and watching spirit-crushing mob fights. Choose stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, choose the hilarious irony of escapism.
     
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  2. laclongquan Arcane

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    Or you can just choose Planescape Torment where you wont have to choose that~
     
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  3. Incendax Augur

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    Is this the Consequence part of C&C?
     
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  4. Tweed Learned

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    Does this mean no game?
     
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  5. Generic-Giant-Spider Arcane

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    And so ends the Tavernking arc.
     
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  6. ColonelTeacup Liturgist

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    Have you become a prisoner of your own vices?
     
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  7. aweigh Arcane

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    The tyranny of choices.
     
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  8. Incarnate Novice

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    Well, you chose a decent Trainspotting reference anyway. Good luck.
     
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  9. Tavernking Don't believe his lies Shitposter

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    Wait why are people taking this post seriously. Does this mean I actually have to leave now?
     
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  10. Tavernking Don't believe his lies Shitposter

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    I just wanted to address the fact that being an RPG addict leads to an unhealthy lifestyle
     
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  11. ColonelTeacup Liturgist

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    Yes. Get the fuck out.
     
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  12. Tweed Learned

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  13. aweigh Arcane

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    It's not RPGs that make one sick, but it is true that only sick people like RPGs.

    :makesyouthink:
     
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  14. ShaggyMoose Learned

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    The RPG issues and the cum stained chair are two different problems.
     
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  15. taxalot Gone forever. Patron

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    You want to quit RPGs to focus on your real life, then you realize your real life skills improve as you use them and that since you're a 40yo virgin you need to fuck desperate ugly women before gaining XP and confidence to fuck average ones.
     
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  16. DraQ Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    Unless Bioware and/or loverslab. :M
     
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  17. Sacred82 Dumbfuck! Dumbfuck

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    what is a RPG this RPG thing you're talking about, you're really selling me the experience
     
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  18. Darth Canoli Arbiter

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    Or maybe we're sick because we live in a sick world and playing good cRPG is the cure ... :philosoraptor:
     
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  19. Zer0wing Arbiter

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    See you next monday.
     
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