Quitting RPGs forever

[Tavernking]

Choose an RPG. Choose a race. Choose a class. Choose starting skills. Choose your party members, choose your sword. Choose your bow. Choose your ambulet and choose two rings even though you have ten fingers. Choose the easy quests first, choose the action that maximizes EXP. Choose your armor, the stupid looking one that has the best stats. Choose sitting on that cum-stained wheely chair reading mind-numbing dialogue and watching spirit-crushing mob fights. Choose stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, choose the hilarious irony of escapism.

 

[laclongquan]

Or you can just choose Planescape Torment where you wont have to choose that~

 

[Incendax]

Is this the Consequence part of C&C?

 

[Tweed]

Does this mean no game?

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

And so ends the Tavernking arc.

 

[ColonelTeacup]

Choose an RPG. Choose a race. Choose a class. Choose starting skills. Choose your party members, choose your sword. Choose your bow. Choose your ambulet and choose two rings even though you have ten fingers. Choose the easy quests first, choose the action that maximizes EXP. Choose your armor, the stupid looking one that has the best stats. Choose sitting on that cum-stained wheely chair reading mind-numbing dialogue and watching spirit-crushing mob fights. Choose stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, choose the hilarious irony of escapism.

Have you become a prisoner of your own vices?

 

[aweigh]

The tyranny of choices.

 

[Incarnate]

Well, you chose a decent Trainspotting reference anyway. Good luck.

 

[Tavernking]

Wait why are people taking this post seriously. Does this mean I actually have to leave now?

 

[Tavernking]

I just wanted to address the fact that being an RPG addict leads to an unhealthy lifestyle

 

[ColonelTeacup]

Wait why are people taking this post seriously. Does this mean I actually have to leave now?

Yes. Get the fuck out.

 

[Tweed]

Wait why are people taking this post seriously. Does this mean I actually have to leave now?

 

[aweigh]

It's not RPGs that make one sick, but it is true that only sick people like RPGs.

:makesyouthink:

 

[ShaggyMoose]

The RPG issues and the cum stained chair are two different problems.

 

[taxalot]

You want to quit RPGs to focus on your real life, then you realize your real life skills improve as you use them and that since you're a 40yo virgin you need to fuck desperate ugly women before gaining XP and confidence to fuck average ones.

 

[DraQ]

The RPG issues and the cum stained chair are two different problems.

Unless Bioware and/or loverslab.

 

[Sacred82]

what is a RPG this RPG thing you're talking about, you're really selling me the experience

 

[Darth Canoli]

It's not RPGs that make one sick, but it is true that only sick people like RPGs.

Or maybe we're sick because we live in a sick world and playing good cRPG is the cure ...

 

[Zer0wing]

See you next monday.