South Park: The Stick of Truth (PRE-RELEASE DISCUSSION)

[Duraframe300]

Secret achievements are out

http://www.easyguide.de/xbox360/south-park-der-stab-der-wahrheit/tipps/erfolge/

 

[Duraframe300]

And we know who the endboss is.

 

[Cyberarmy]

Yeah, this is SP alright.

Inside Joke
While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

 

[zwanzig_zwoelf]

FFS, I watched through entire SP series and this game is not out yet.

 

[Caim]

FFS, I watched through entire SP series and this game is not out yet.

...

How long did that take you?

 

[zwanzig_zwoelf]

FFS, I watched through entire SP series and this game is not out yet.

...

How long did that take you?

A couple of months. I watched 1-3 episodes before going to sleep.

 

[Calapine]

Looking forward. I expect nothing less than the the 21st centuries Planescape:Torment!

 

[SuicideBunny]

Looking forward. I expect nothing less than the the 21st centuries Planescape:Torment!

indeed

Too Far
You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

 

[Wirdschowerdn]

Tis gonna be teh shitz.

Spoiler

anus_pounder Brofists this

 

[anus_pounder]

Tis gonna be teh shitz.

Spoiler

anus_pounder Brofists this

 

[Calapine]

What gay ass shit is this? Screw you Ubisoft, you are not getting any of my monies!

 

[zwanzig_zwoelf]

What gay ass shit is this? Screw you Ubisoft, you are not getting any of my monies!

No such thing here, apparently.
Good thing that the dumbass screwed this country over, I can get mah games without censorship.
Mad now?

 

[Severian Silk]

I saw commercials for the first time on comedy central. Does PoE get commercials too? Not likely.

 

[Calapine]

No such thing here, apparently.
Good thing that the dumbass screwed this country over, I can get mah games without censorship.
Mad now?

Yes. Don't I deserve to get a full load of incest jokes? And the anal probing, too? I want it all!

Going to torrent the US version on release day, like a dirty hippy... *grumbles*

 

[SuicideBunny]

No such thing here, apparently.
Good thing that the dumbass screwed this country over, I can get mah games without censorship.
Mad now?

Yes. Don't I deserve to get a full load of incest jokes? And the anal probing, too? I want it all!

Going to torrent the US version on release day, like a dirty hippy... *grumbles*

just import it from the uk or potatoland or something.

 

[Eyeball]

No sympathy. You all deserve to be scammed so hard your great-grandparents go bankrupt if you've actually bought this travesty.

 

[Broseph]

I'd easily shell out the 60 Kwanbucks to D1P this bad boy if I had to. Because a) it's gud, and b) to support Obsidian/Ubisoft. Out of all the big AAA+ publishers, Ubisoft seems to know what they're doing the best since their releases are fairly diverse and they aren't averse to releasing niche budget titles.

 

[Calapine]

I did some more digging:

Censorship varies by location though.

Asian + Kangaroo countries: No anal probing, no abortions.

Germans & Austrians: No swastikas, butt no cuts to the anal parts!


Apologies to anyone enjoying dinner while reading codex!

 

[kazgar]

I did some more digging:

Censorship varies by location though.

Asian countries: No anal probing, no abortions.

Germans & Austrians: No swastikas, butt no cuts to the anal parts!


Apologies to anyone enjoying dinner while reading codex!

Err I think Australian's get the asian version. Unless that's changed again.

 

[Calapine]

Err I think Australian's get the asian version. Unless that's changed again.

Austrians, not Australians. Mozart, Mountains and Hitler, not Kangaroos and...ahh, whatever else is down there.

I'll edit my post to remove any ambiguity.

 

[Grimlorn]

Australia home of great heroes like Julian Assange.

 

[Duraframe300]

I have the uncensored version in Switzerland.

 

[Caim]

Germans & Austrians: No swastikas, butt no cuts to the anal parts!

Well to be fair, you can't just show swastikas in Germany. For a similar reason the most 'MERICA game ever made, Metal Wolf Chaos, was not released in America because they used the unmodified Seal of the President, which is a no-go in "merica.

 

[Arkeus]

Germans & Austrians: No swastikas, butt no cuts to the anal parts!

Well to be fair, you can't just show swastikas in Germany. For a similar reason the most 'MERICA game ever made, Metal Wolf Chaos, was not released in America because they used the unmodified Seal of the President, which is a no-go in "merica.

Unmodified seal of the president? explain?

 

[Caim]

Germans & Austrians: No swastikas, butt no cuts to the anal parts!

Well to be fair, you can't just show swastikas in Germany. For a similar reason the most 'MERICA game ever made, Metal Wolf Chaos, was not released in America because they used the unmodified Seal of the President, which is a no-go in "merica.

Unmodified seal of the president? explain?

The American President has this seal that symbolises his office, the Seal of the President of the United States. Because of copyright stuff you are not allowed to use this symbol without significantly altering it in whatever movie/game/series/whatever you make. Metal Wolf Chaos, a Japanese made game that combines Iron Man, Air Force One, Michael Bay and Japanese over-the-top-ness uses this seal in its real form, meaning it cannot be sold in the United States because of the afore-mentioned stuff.