In Progress [LP CYOA] Tower

[Orbit]

You all realize that once we get back to Scotsfield and the girls see the dumped and mangled Andrew with a huge gaping hole where his anus should be, they're going to be like: "Oh my dear? What have they done to you? Let me help you in any way that PG13 allows for!"

We'll never be able to compete with Prince Charming. No, our way to pussy is much more difficult and winding. We need to use our hunting skills to stalk prey. And then addle them with the cuteness of Rain to convince them how good and trustworthy we are. When they finally invite us into their home for some friend-zoning we use our superior dex and strength. They will feel us before they see us and they won't realize what's happening before it's too late. With the deed done we flee into the night with the help of our Theseus book.

This is the Path of the Codex, INCEL all the way!

 

[ItsChon]

You all realize that once we get back to Scotsfield and the girls see the dumped and mangled Andrew with a huge gaping hole where his anus should be, they're going to be like: "Oh my dear? What have they done to you? Let me help you in any way that PG13 allows for!"

We'll never be able to compete with Prince Charming. No, our way to pussy is much more difficult and winding. We need to use our hunting skills to stalk prey. And then addle them with the cuteness of Rain to convince them how good and trustworthy we are. When they finally invite us into their home for some friend-zoning we use our superior dex and strength. They will feel us before they see us and they won't realize what's happening before it's too late. With the deed done we flee into the night with the help of our Theseus book.

This is the Path of the Codex, INCEL all the way!

Nah, we've taken over this town now. And if Andrew acts up, we'll slap his bitch ass...Or we'll run away and he'll fall into our improvised pit trap, breaking both his legs.

 

[Kalarion]

A.

 

[Orbit]

A

Elizabeth is 10x more interesting than Sophie, so yes please

But we're still only 10yo. If only we had learned some astra to power our dick..

By the time we're pubescent, dominant Liz will have transformed us into some bubbling SJW with blue hair and all.

 

[ItsChon]

A

Elizabeth is 10x more interesting than Sophie, so yes please

But we're still only 10yo. If only we had learned some astra to power our dick..

By the time we're pubescent, dominant Liz will have transformed us into some bubbling SJW with blue hair and all.

Nah don't worry. They don't call me the bitchtamer for nothing.

 

[Grimgravy]

A - It would be stupid to turn down the offer. Liz seems genuine in her desire to help and Wrinkly does need to lean to talk. Sophie frowns all the time so it's probably just gas or something.

 

[Orbit]

Nah don't worry. They don't call me the bitchtamer for nothing.

Hm, I just hope treave doesn't try to fuck us over if we play Jing 2.0.

Second to last update we went for Sophie. Now for Liz. I doubt we have the persona to pull through with this. Like they say a dick in the hand is worth two thots in the bush.

 

[CappenVarra]

Orbit dude, give the tryhard foul-mouthed child porn act a rest

it's harshing the mellow buzz that usually permeates the thread

 

[Zerafall]

A.

 

[Baltika9]

A

Elizabeth is 10x more interesting than Sophie, so yes please

But we're still only 10yo. If only we had learned some astra to power our dick..

By the time we're pubescent, dominant Liz will have transformed us into some bubbling SJW with blue hair and all.

Y I K E S !

Can we not turn the discuss into Rance? Please?

 

[Orbit]

Y I K E S !

Can we not turn the discuss into Rance? Please?

What is A then, if not a prelude to the Rance route? Would you also vote A, if Andrew or that fattie had offered to help us?

We could learn something useful about the tower by reading the books with C. Instead you all want to go get a DISCUSS levelup and maybe some brownie points with Liz. And I seriously doubt we're going to get a lore dump from her. Probably going to alientate Sophie, too.

As I see it this is at least 80% voting with your dick. Prove me wrong.

 

[Baltika9]

We need social skills and friends. Lisa is offering to help with both. If it turns into a shitty teen romance novel down the line, com, we'll lap it up like the romantic softies that we are.

Sophie is glaring at her, not at us, because she's not acting like a 'proper lady,' so whatever. These two are always at each other's throat, what else is new and how us that our problem?

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

To that end, the modern day Association collaborates with various religious organizations holding sway in the Tower, and of course, the higher-ups of the Council, who have also become privy to this knowledge. However, they remain careful about their activities. Tlalli did not give you many details, but she impressed upon you that the fundamental rule that the Association follows is to conceal its actions as well as the monsters under a masquerade of sorts. It seems that the founders of the Association suspected that widespread knowledge of these monsters would, for some reason, give rise to even more of them.

Interesting. Good thing we went with A in the last updated. It might have been tough finding out about them otherwise.

I suppose I could go into some paranoid rant about how the oasis is a mirage illusion and we all need to stay together, but I'm hoping this is just a choice of whether or not to get some social practice in with Liz or to simp on Sophie some more.


A>B

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

Y I K E S !

Can we not turn the discuss into Rance? Please?

What is A then, if not a prelude to the Rance route? Would you also vote A, if Andrew or that fattie had offered to help us?

We could learn something useful about the tower by reading the books with C. Instead you all want to go get a DISCUSS levelup and maybe some brownie points with Liz. And I seriously doubt we're going to get a lore dump from her. Probably going to alientate Sophie, too.

As I see it this is at least 80% voting with your dick. Prove me wrong.

I actually would.

To be honest, I like Sophie more than Liz in some ways, but I think we need practice talking and we don't know much about Liz, so....this is probably only 50% dick.

 

[Kipeci]

C > B

No way am I letting their insidious cooties trample upon our pursuit of theurgic understanding and knowledge of what vicious beasts may lie in wait between us and Rain... or if we should recklessly choose to do so anyway, let’s include our sister. Bros before hos.

 

[Absinthe]

Hey treave, you never did clear up what became of the shifters in the end. With what we know of the Hunter's Association now, their ultimate fate became a bit more important.

 

[Orbit]

let’s include our sister. Bros before hos.

Elves never change..

 

[Absinthe]

I guess I'll vote B - and point out to Sophie that if she joins Elizabeth for this now, she can get Elizabeth to join for practicing etiquette later. Sophie seems like she'd make a decent tutor for a rank of etiquette. We may as well pick up a rank in both skills and see if we can get the girls to get along. Sophie seems like she'd be game to get Elizabeth to join her etiquette lessons.

 

[treave]

Hey treave, you never did clear up what became of the shifters in the end. With what we know of the Hunter's Association now, their ultimate fate became a bit more important.

“Hey, what’s going on! Why didn’t anyone come? The monster got away! It was really scary but really fun! Are we going after it again?” At that moment, Elizabeth comes bounding in like a ball full of excitement, Bernard following close behind her.

One escaped. The other was incinerated, but I didn't think it needed to be mentioned.

 

[Absinthe]

Huh, so Tlalli didn't try to finish off the one that got away? I figured we could just follow up and off it, since she'd been hunting them so long. It felt a bit abrupt that she would just drop her quest right before the finish, after the time and effort she put into it.

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

Huh, so Tlalli didn't try to finish off the one that got away? I figured we could just follow up and off it, since she'd been hunting them so long. It felt a bit abrupt that she would just drop her quest right before the finish, after the time and effort she put into it.

She was only hired to kill one shapeshifter.

A witcher doesn't often do extra work for free.

 

[Baltika9]

Huh, so Tlalli didn't try to finish off the one that got away? I figured we could just follow up and off it, since she'd been hunting them so long. It felt a bit abrupt that she would just drop her quest right before the finish, after the time and effort she put into it.

And she kinda had to bail us out.

Flopping to A>B, btw.

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

B - and point out to Sophie that if she joins Elizabeth for this now, she can get Elizabeth to join for practicing etiquette later.

Uh, that isn't in the choice and there's no guarantee that idea wouldn't just devolve things into an argument.

B by itself is a fine choice though. I pick A just because I don't feel like simping atm.

 

[Tigranes]

C

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

Flopping to A>B to avoid the incel option. Our charisma is low and I'd like our character to learn to speak sometime.