SumDrunkGuy
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This is fact. Jill is the GOAT. If you disagree you're a gay furri or some shit.
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Morenatsu.
Liturgist
Well, you already know my answer.
SumDrunkGuy
Guest
I don't.
Ezekiel
Arcane
- Joined
- May 3, 2017
- Messages
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00:03
uh
00:05
serious discussion for a moment i'm
00:07
actually going to take some time
00:09
out of my busy schedule to uh
00:13
talk to you nerds who do
00:16
nothing but play video games let me
00:18
introduce you to the
00:19
uh the real
00:22
the real penultimate uh
00:26
female heroine of video games
00:30
uh her name is jill valentine
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greatest video game heroine
00:38
does that is that the word for a female
00:41
hero
00:42
i don't whatever she's the best
00:45
um uh the uh
00:49
first ever female um
00:53
if you want to talk about progressivism
00:56
she's the first ever uh survivor
00:58
of a real zombie apocalypse in video
01:00
games
01:01
as far as i know uh all the games before
01:05
all the zombie games before resident
01:06
evil sucked ass
01:08
they were [ __ ] alone in the dark i don't
01:11
even know if that was a zombie game
01:13
it sucked uh yeah
01:16
jill valentine is the real deal she's
01:19
kind of like the uh
01:21
the ripley of video games
01:25
like ripley was
01:28
the most badass female hero before
01:32
uh they [ __ ] badged them up
01:35
and ruined them she was just a badass
01:38
[ __ ] chick dude
01:40
ripley was in the alien films uh
01:43
she there was no [ __ ] agenda behind
01:46
it
01:47
it was just ripley she's a badass and
01:50
that's kind of the way it was with the
01:51
jill jill she just walked in this
01:54
[ __ ] mansion her um
01:56
her handler her uh the guy in charge was
01:59
uh
02:01
leading her into a trap he was corrupt
02:04
and uh jill got out of there and she uh
02:07
fought a tyrant
02:08
she shot she fought countless zombies
02:12
um and killed them
02:15
and then she fought a tyrant she she
02:17
also fought like a giant
02:19
cobra thing uh like a a
02:22
plant a mutant plant
02:25
she raped it up the ass and what else
02:28
did she fight all sorts of things
02:30
mutant dogs
02:37
and uh she went on to be uh
02:41
portrayed by um julia voth
02:46
julia voth one of the sexiest women
02:49
to have ever walked this earth she went
02:51
on to be uh portrayed by her
02:53
in the uh resident evil one remake
02:57
julia vaught is so [ __ ] sexy dude i
03:00
don't even get me started on her
03:03
and uh the gamecube
03:06
remake of resident evil 1 is what oh
03:09
[ __ ] i went way overboard
03:11
one of the greatest games of all time i
03:14
consider to be
03:15
maybe top three
03:19
top three resident evil one remake
03:22
within the top three greatest games of
03:24
all time
03:26
amongst you know the upper echelon
03:29
of the greatest of all time and uh
03:33
um yeah so
03:37
uh you know he nerds don't know what a
03:41
real real
03:44
[ __ ] video game heroes are y'all
03:46
[ __ ] jerk off your [ __ ] uh
03:50
luke skywalkers and your [ __ ] uh
03:55
jesus your [ __ ] uh
04:00
whatever it is you guys whack off to you
04:02
[ __ ]
04:03
your anime characters your [ __ ]
04:05
goku's
04:08
dbz [ __ ] anime gay
04:11
[ __ ] [ __ ] you jill valentine is the og
04:16
she's the best
04:21
i hope i don't puke all right
04:24
i don't know how strong i made this
04:33
not bad not bad i did okay
04:36
on camera i'd give myself a thumbs up
04:40
10 out of 10. i did pretty good
04:43
considering i was talking at the same
04:44
time
04:45
jill valentine is the hero of the
04:47
resident evil fan
04:48
franchise um i want her face carved into
04:52
my tombstone when i die
04:55
um she is the ultimate hero
04:58
before pro progressivism was cool
05:03
okay uh and it wasn't even
05:06
progressiverism
05:08
it was she's a well-written
05:11
[ __ ] cool character in the original
05:14
resident evil she was like a cheesy you
05:16
know
05:16
uh jill sandwich uh the master of
05:20
unlocking
05:21
but she developed into a cool character
05:24
and uh
05:28
i have mixed feelings about resident
05:30
evil 3
05:31
remake uh i kind of like what they did
05:35
with her
05:37
as a character they kind of made her
05:38
into uh
05:41
well they didn't make her into it but it
05:43
was implied that she was like kind of a
05:46
booze hound pillow popper
05:50
you know on that first cinematic
05:53
scene thing when you walk around a room
05:56
you see a lot of [ __ ] that reminds me of
05:59
myself
06:00
um i didn't hate that
06:04
i i wish they explored it more but the
06:06
game's like three hours long
06:09
not a bad game i liked resident evil 3
06:12
remake but uh
06:15
julia voth jill valentine
06:18
is the jill valentine
06:21
she is the greatest female hero
06:25
in video game history and always will be
06:28
um that that's what uh
06:32
that's what's going on my gravestone i'm
06:35
going to tell them
06:36
julia vaught jill valentine you might
06:39
think
06:40
that that's just uh what my avatar is
06:43
no it's uh it's what's got it
06:47
yes it is my avatar but is [ __ ] also
06:51
going on my [ __ ] gravestone
06:53
because she is the
06:59
the the first survivor of the [ __ ]
07:02
zombie apocalypse
07:06
in in video games
07:09
that's it [ __ ]
uh
00:05
serious discussion for a moment i'm
00:07
actually going to take some time
00:09
out of my busy schedule to uh
00:13
talk to you nerds who do
00:16
nothing but play video games let me
00:18
introduce you to the
00:19
uh the real
00:22
the real penultimate uh
00:26
female heroine of video games
00:30
uh her name is jill valentine
00:33
greatest video game heroine
00:38
does that is that the word for a female
00:41
hero
00:42
i don't whatever she's the best
00:45
um uh the uh
00:49
first ever female um
00:53
if you want to talk about progressivism
00:56
she's the first ever uh survivor
00:58
of a real zombie apocalypse in video
01:00
games
01:01
as far as i know uh all the games before
01:05
all the zombie games before resident
01:06
evil sucked ass
01:08
they were [ __ ] alone in the dark i don't
01:11
even know if that was a zombie game
01:13
it sucked uh yeah
01:16
jill valentine is the real deal she's
01:19
kind of like the uh
01:21
the ripley of video games
01:25
like ripley was
01:28
the most badass female hero before
01:32
uh they [ __ ] badged them up
01:35
and ruined them she was just a badass
01:38
[ __ ] chick dude
01:40
ripley was in the alien films uh
01:43
she there was no [ __ ] agenda behind
01:46
it
01:47
it was just ripley she's a badass and
01:50
that's kind of the way it was with the
01:51
jill jill she just walked in this
01:54
[ __ ] mansion her um
01:56
her handler her uh the guy in charge was
01:59
uh
02:01
leading her into a trap he was corrupt
02:04
and uh jill got out of there and she uh
02:07
fought a tyrant
02:08
she shot she fought countless zombies
02:12
um and killed them
02:15
and then she fought a tyrant she she
02:17
also fought like a giant
02:19
cobra thing uh like a a
02:22
plant a mutant plant
02:25
she raped it up the ass and what else
02:28
did she fight all sorts of things
02:30
mutant dogs
02:37
and uh she went on to be uh
02:41
portrayed by um julia voth
02:46
julia voth one of the sexiest women
02:49
to have ever walked this earth she went
02:51
on to be uh portrayed by her
02:53
in the uh resident evil one remake
02:57
julia vaught is so [ __ ] sexy dude i
03:00
don't even get me started on her
03:03
and uh the gamecube
03:06
remake of resident evil 1 is what oh
03:09
[ __ ] i went way overboard
03:11
one of the greatest games of all time i
03:14
consider to be
03:15
maybe top three
03:19
top three resident evil one remake
03:22
within the top three greatest games of
03:24
all time
03:26
amongst you know the upper echelon
03:29
of the greatest of all time and uh
03:33
um yeah so
03:37
uh you know he nerds don't know what a
03:41
real real
03:44
[ __ ] video game heroes are y'all
03:46
[ __ ] jerk off your [ __ ] uh
03:50
luke skywalkers and your [ __ ] uh
03:55
jesus your [ __ ] uh
04:00
whatever it is you guys whack off to you
04:02
[ __ ]
04:03
your anime characters your [ __ ]
04:05
goku's
04:08
dbz [ __ ] anime gay
04:11
[ __ ] [ __ ] you jill valentine is the og
04:16
she's the best
04:21
i hope i don't puke all right
04:24
i don't know how strong i made this
04:33
not bad not bad i did okay
04:36
on camera i'd give myself a thumbs up
04:40
10 out of 10. i did pretty good
04:43
considering i was talking at the same
04:44
time
04:45
jill valentine is the hero of the
04:47
resident evil fan
04:48
franchise um i want her face carved into
04:52
my tombstone when i die
04:55
um she is the ultimate hero
04:58
before pro progressivism was cool
05:03
okay uh and it wasn't even
05:06
progressiverism
05:08
it was she's a well-written
05:11
[ __ ] cool character in the original
05:14
resident evil she was like a cheesy you
05:16
know
05:16
uh jill sandwich uh the master of
05:20
unlocking
05:21
but she developed into a cool character
05:24
and uh
05:28
i have mixed feelings about resident
05:30
evil 3
05:31
remake uh i kind of like what they did
05:35
with her
05:37
as a character they kind of made her
05:38
into uh
05:41
well they didn't make her into it but it
05:43
was implied that she was like kind of a
05:46
booze hound pillow popper
05:50
you know on that first cinematic
05:53
scene thing when you walk around a room
05:56
you see a lot of [ __ ] that reminds me of
05:59
myself
06:00
um i didn't hate that
06:04
i i wish they explored it more but the
06:06
game's like three hours long
06:09
not a bad game i liked resident evil 3
06:12
remake but uh
06:15
julia voth jill valentine
06:18
is the jill valentine
06:21
she is the greatest female hero
06:25
in video game history and always will be
06:28
um that that's what uh
06:32
that's what's going on my gravestone i'm
06:35
going to tell them
06:36
julia vaught jill valentine you might
06:39
think
06:40
that that's just uh what my avatar is
06:43
no it's uh it's what's got it
06:47
yes it is my avatar but is [ __ ] also
06:51
going on my [ __ ] gravestone
06:53
because she is the
06:59
the the first survivor of the [ __ ]
07:02
zombie apocalypse
07:06
in in video games
07:09
that's it [ __ ]
SumDrunkGuy
Guest
First sign of a loser: puts this much effort into his butthurt LMAO. Fuck you nerd. How much time that shit take? Fuck you
Ezekiel
Arcane
- Joined
- May 3, 2017
- Messages
- 5,536
Like ten seconds. Click, click, drag mouse real quick, copy, paste.
karoliner
Arcane
Why are you wearing a hat indoors?
Ol' Willy
Arcane
Lemming42
Arcane
Jill is a grade-A mega-clown. She's ex-Delta Force and yet she moves like a zimmerframe grandpa who's shat his pants, and the less said about her knife attack the better. That's how they do it in Delta Force, right? Just lightly jab the knife and then spend 20 hours relaxing before the next swipe?
Pound Meat
Prophet
I saw this and thought, "This sounds like something sumdrunkguy would post," and lo and behold.
Anyway, you misspelled Lara Croft in the title.
Anyway, you misspelled Lara Croft in the title.
SumDrunkGuy
Guest
Jill would smoke Lara's ass.
That being said I don't believe those two would actually engage in combat if they were to meet. Maybe for a few brief seconds but I like to think that eventually they would see themselves as equals and become close BFFs, and down the line they would become romantically entangled.
Yeah I heard that. Life isn't fair...
I don't think you know what "penultimate" means.
SumDrunkGuy
Guest
I was high on BV.
Drakortha
Liturgist
Then she grew a pair of balls in RE3:REMAKE. You're welcome.
oddech_wymarlych_swiatow
Arcane
- Joined
- Apr 5, 2013
- Messages
- 2,434
She was the best female character until Quiet.
Morenatsu.
Liturgist
...Bacterial vaginosis?
- Joined
- Apr 19, 2012
- Messages
- 1,587
SumDrunkGuy
Guest
Pound Meat
Prophet
Sienna Guillory was perfect as live-action Jill. The black chick in the reboot wishes she was half as hot.
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