33 cool last-minute ideas for Fallout 3 developers.

[Caveman]

33. Sex with ROBOT HORSE. that will be more shocking than alien lesbian sex.
32. a loud eviil voice saying: HEADSHOT!! MULTIKILL!! etc

 

[Micmu]

RE RE RE TARDO KILL

 

[Deleted member 7219]

Give the license to Obsidian, for free, and go back to making Elder Scrolls games.

 

[gamefan]

Give the license to Obsidian, for free, and go back to making Elder Scrolls games.

Obsidian sucks too.

 

[Herbert West]

I chuckled, actually :wink:

 

[Lumpy]

Give the license to Obsidian, for free, and go back to making Elder Scrolls games.

Obsidian sucks too.

So does your mom, but at least she's damn good at it.

 

[Castanova]

29. The KARMATRON. A secret item, hidden away in the apocalyptic countryside, that you can only find by reading GameFAQs-- I mean, by scouring every inch of the world! At the press of a button, you can flip your karma from SUPER GOOD to SUPER EVIL. Solve all those quests you missed the first time and you don't even need to restart the game!

 

[Thor Kaufman]

The Orgasmatron

 

[racofer]

28. Developers commit Seppuku when it's done.

 

[DiverNB]

I got one guys, it's really ridiculous but it'll be a very hidden super secret item. It's called the Fatman and you shoot nukes out of it, it's really silly and game breaking and....

oh wait.

 

[SmokedWolf]

In depth spell creation system.

 

[Mareus]

27. Add Mudcrab mutants which everyone will talk about. "I saw a mudcrab mutant yesterday."

 

[racofer]

Horrible creatures!

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

The Orgasmatron

What does it do, because then name doesn't say much.

 

[Mareus]

The Orgasmatron

What does it do, because then name doesn't say much.

It measures how many times you had sex with robo horsey and gives you points in karma, so you can finish game as a horse fucker extradionare.

 

[Mareus]

26. Add plans for nuclear blood suckulator. The ultimate weapon made from vacume cleaner, hair dryer and plasma cells with which you can suck the blood from enemies and refine it into valuable water, which gives you boost in strength and wisdom.

 

[Texas Red]

Apologies to Troika developers.

 

[JarlFrank]

The Orgasmatron

What does it do, because then name doesn't say much.

You didn't watch the movie Barbarella, did you?

 

[Korgan]

"NEW GAME+" OPTION WITH NEW COLAR GRABB ABILITY

 

[Suicidal]

23. Making the limited edition come with a top-model who will give you blowjobs while you're playing.

 

[Deleted member 7219]

Give the license to Obsidian, for free, and go back to making Elder Scrolls games.

Obsidian sucks too.

You're wrong.

 

[JarlFrank]

22. Include un-killable animals alongside un-killable kids, so that animal right activists won't protest against the game having animal cruelty.

 

[Claw]

After you leave the vault, Fallout 3 ends and a new title screen appears: Terminator: Future Shock 2.

 

[Pussycat669]

Can't you make that SkyNET 2? Please? :sad:

 

[gamefan]

21. Threaten to sue the codex for judging pirated previews