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Tags: BioWare; Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
<a href=http://www.fourfatchicks.com>Four Fat Chicks</a> have posted a <a href=http://www.fourfatchicks.com/Reviews/Star_Wars/KOTOR.shtml>review</a> of <a href=http://www.bioware.com>BioWare</a>'s Star Wars CRPG, <a href=http://www.swkotor.com>Knights of the Old Republic</a>. There's no numerical score, but the review is overwhelmingly positive.
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<blockquote>Party members include three other Jedi, one of them being that snot Bastila (ooh, how I wished I could've reached into my TV and fattened her lip once or twice); a couple of robots, er, droids, I mean; a mercenary; that damned goody two-shoes Republic soldier Carth; and a big ol' hairy Wookie and his interspecies gal pal, a perky Twi'lek named Mission ("Twi'lek" means "Two Blue Snake Butts Growing out of Your Blue Head," I think). Most of them are weak. I wound up choosing the same two for almost every outing, that bitch Bastila and my favorite bad-ass humanoid droid, the stylishly metallic HK-47. Sometimes I was forced to do a mission by myself, and sometimes I could not choose these two characters (your party has a three-character maximum) for whatever reason and had to use a lesser character. Like that damned Carth. Actually, that damned Carth was a halfway decent buttkicker. I just did not like him much. No sirree Bob, not much at all.</blockquote>
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The review makes an interesting point about how KotOR serves as a bridge for adventure gamers into RPGs, which is pretty much spot on. The adventure genre isn't dead--we have BioWare!
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<a href=http://www.fourfatchicks.com>Four Fat Chicks</a> have posted a <a href=http://www.fourfatchicks.com/Reviews/Star_Wars/KOTOR.shtml>review</a> of <a href=http://www.bioware.com>BioWare</a>'s Star Wars CRPG, <a href=http://www.swkotor.com>Knights of the Old Republic</a>. There's no numerical score, but the review is overwhelmingly positive.
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<blockquote>Party members include three other Jedi, one of them being that snot Bastila (ooh, how I wished I could've reached into my TV and fattened her lip once or twice); a couple of robots, er, droids, I mean; a mercenary; that damned goody two-shoes Republic soldier Carth; and a big ol' hairy Wookie and his interspecies gal pal, a perky Twi'lek named Mission ("Twi'lek" means "Two Blue Snake Butts Growing out of Your Blue Head," I think). Most of them are weak. I wound up choosing the same two for almost every outing, that bitch Bastila and my favorite bad-ass humanoid droid, the stylishly metallic HK-47. Sometimes I was forced to do a mission by myself, and sometimes I could not choose these two characters (your party has a three-character maximum) for whatever reason and had to use a lesser character. Like that damned Carth. Actually, that damned Carth was a halfway decent buttkicker. I just did not like him much. No sirree Bob, not much at all.</blockquote>
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The review makes an interesting point about how KotOR serves as a bridge for adventure gamers into RPGs, which is pretty much spot on. The adventure genre isn't dead--we have BioWare!
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Spotted at: <A HREF="http://www.bluesnews.com">Blue's News</a>