A chance to do something truly magnificent (bible MMO)

[Azrael the cat]

FUCK YEAH!!!!!

A Bible MMO (I kid you not) is about to be released in Europe:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/ ... -Next-Week
"set to be released on September 28th in Europe. Those players who took part in the beta will receive an in-game gift of 50 Shekels."

Holy fuck yeah. Come on Codex. Here's a chance to do something truly magnificent. A Codex clan full of trannies, Cloaked-Figure, hideous-Rance-porn-fans, and, well, average Codex posters, would be like a plague of zombie-virus-spreading eagles with lazerguns, feasting upon the helpless flesh of the devout families.

Just think of all those kiddies whose parents are encouraging them to play The Bible MMO rather than 'those degenerate devil-worshipping fantasy rpgs'. Just think how horribly we could scar their tiny minds, while staying within the technical laws of the MMO.

I've never seen a better case for a Codex Clan. We should call it 'The Scottish Martial Arts Training Centre - for the reproduction and dissemination of the Scottish Martial Arts phyiscal form' (I'm assuming 'tranny HQ' would probably get us banned before the lulz started).

Apparently it's set around the time of Abraham, with a war component of the 'chosen people' against the others. Sounds like the perfect outlet for those Codexers with certain...genocidal...proclivities. Jarlfrank, this is your opportunity for a strategic practice run prior to reich attempt no. 4.

 

[SCO]

Who would have thought that there is something that Azrael the Cat would troll for.

I'm disappoint

 

[Phelot]

I kinda like the art....

Also, LOL at the faggots over there @ Escapist acting like this is the end of the world while thinking Oblivion and FO3 are the greatest shit ever.

 

[JarlFrank]

So, can you also play as non-Jews?

 

[SCO]

Gravitas my man. Do it like the old roman senators. This would be beneath them - they would instead do a speech in the forum and then send hooligans with sticks to lay about the cr...

i see what you did there.

 

[Black Cat]

Is it subscription based or cash shop based?

 

[Phelot]

Is it subscription based or cash shop based?

It's faith based

THANK YOU THANK YOU IM HERE ALL NIGHT!

 

[Jaesun]

Can I play a sodomizing Gammoran? If not, fuck it.

 

[deuxhero]

Samuel (1) 18:24
Saul replied, "Say to David, 'The king wants no other price for the bride than a hundred Philistine foreskins, to take revenge on his enemies.'"


Great, stupid grinding quests are accurate to the source material.

 

[CrimHead]

This is a worthy cause.

 

[dextermorgan]

I propose a common subscription fund for top Codex deviants, so they may join and engage in some epic bible-thumper trolling. Magnificent butthurt is bound to ensue.

 

[anus_pounder]

 

[Serious_Business]

As a hideous-Rance-porn-fan, I approve of this shitty idea

 

[sportforredneck]

I approve this shitty idea as a random Codexer.

 

[TripJack]

Excellent. We shall all make our characters have a variant of 'jebus' as the name.

 

[SkeleTony]

The possibilities for massive de-conversion of Christians through an MMO are enticing...but knowing that the more likely result would be pissing off fundies and getting banned(and PAYING for the privilege) , I think I will stick to the various message boards, email debates, Facebook group postings, etc.

 

[Rhalle]

I posted this game earlier, but sadly found out that it's EU only.

USA can't play it.

Maybe there's a way around it, but I don't know what that is.

 

[Gay-Lussac]

Great thread

 

[Ruprekt]

Will there be an Islam expansion pack?

 

[mahdi]

I am game as long as it does not cost me anything :jew:

 

[Ulminati]

Those players who took part in the beta will receive an in-game gift of 50 Shekels."

Speaking of the bible

28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;
29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.

So apparently, the developers fucked the beta testers daughters

 

[Ion Flux]

Is it subscription based or cash shop based?

It's faith based

THANK YOU THANK YOU IM HERE ALL NIGHT!

4.261 out of 5. Would snort again.

 

[Burning Bridges]

Players assume the role of Abraham - as well as his offspring Isaac and Jacob - during their journey to the promised land of Canaan. Gameplay consists of building villages, managing resources, and going to war.

could be awesome if it wasn't a fucking MMO.

 

[Tycn]

Not even that. I see no mention of fucking or rape, tasteful or otherwise.

 

[Kron]

It's just Evony with a bible theme.

Looks fucking boring, and not trolling capable.