Can my computar run Oblivion 2: The reckoning (with a vengea

[kingcomrade]

Athlon 2.0 Ghz
1 gig RAM
Radeon 9700 Pro
Integrated Sound Card & Motherboard
4 Fans Taped Inside
350 watt (i think) power supply
80 gig hard drive with 14 gig open
White Case
Blue Faceplate
QWERTY Keyboard (has a little bit of dried jizz below the spacebar)
Logitech 500 Laser Mouse
2 speakers
1 pair of headphones, the right side is a bit damaged (I chew on the cord) and so the volume is lowered on that side
1 pair of ear plug phones, these work but hurt my ears when I wear them
Huge (like 19" or more) CRT Monitor (Damaged, the menu buttons are stuck so I can't change brightness or anything.)
2 empty cups
Computer Chair (it has a few tears in it)
Some clothes underneath
A bunch of CDs.
A trash can on my left filled with soiled paper plates
Desk (the roller on the desk is broken, so I have to set my keyboard right in front of the monitor and there isn't enough room so it sticks off. I could benefit from an LCD)
Burnt Lightbulb (I just replaced the one in my room)
A box of Altoids (Cinnamon)
A box of staples (I don't have a stapler, but they were just sitting around at my university so I swiped them)

 

[oherror]

nope sorry you comp wont work with oblivions graphic.....you need to run it on low....maybe in a few years you could maybe run on medium....

 

[kingcomrade]

It's the blue faceplate that's holding me back, isnt it?

 

[oherror]

yep

 

[Micmu]

Sorry, your computer doesn't have a holder/compartment for Ritaline pill boxes.

Better luck next time.

 

[oherror]

oh yeah you forgot the required blow up doll

 

[Section8]

Computer Chair (it has a few tears in it)

AHAHAHAAhahaaha!!! KingComrade cries in front of his computer!!111!!!!!

 

[oherror]

course he does when ever some noob pwns him....or when his virtural girlfriend dumps him...

 

[obediah]

Re: Can my computar run Oblivion 2: The reckoning (with a ve

A box of staples (I don't have a stapler, but they were just sitting around at my university so I swiped them)

It's a good thing you weren't in blackface when you did that.

Section8 stole my crybaby joke, so I had to go with the old but safe standby.

 

[Chefe]

Your headphones aren't compatible. You need a pair of these.

 

[HardCode]

I think if you buy a stapler and load it with the staples, then you can afix the box cover or printed color screenshots (err ... I mean professional renders) to the monitor for good graphics.

 

[Diogo Ribeiro]

Re: Can my computar run Oblivion 2: The reckoning (with a ve

A box of staples (I don't have a stapler, but they were just sitting around at my university so I swiped them)

That's how I got all the women in my harem, too. That, and copious amounts of chloroform and duct tape.

 

[kingcomrade]

I just walked around naked and they threw themselves at me.

 

[Jason]

Staples threw themselves at you? That shit is crazy.

 

[TheGreatGodPan]

Nvidia Riva TNT2
Intel Pentium 4 processor

Bow down before my awesome computer might!

 

[Elwro]

Important Notice: You need a Smellblaster Pro card to fully enjoy the environmental vapour effects.

 

[Naked_Lunch]

Yeah, otherwise you're stuck with the scratch 'n' sniff card they tossed in the box.

 

[Levski 1912]

Patrick Steward will berate you ingame because your PC isn't powerful enough to run the soil erosion algorithms.

 

[obediah]

Patrick Steward will berate you ingame because your PC isn't powerful enough to run the soil erosion algorithms.

He's lucky. I have quad-nVidia 12300923GT's with 1257 PB of RAM. I got in the sekret Oblivion beta, but my computer is so fast that all the earth eroded away while I was thinking up a name for my character. Luckilly i didn't need a swim skilll or I would have been pwned.

 

[Micmu]

Do I need a 1541 floppy drive or is tape enough?

 

[Elwro]

Nah, you get the game on a ZIP drive. Just plug it in and voila.

 

[Section8]

Do I need a 1541 floppy drive or is tape enough?

Actually, the game will ship as several thick tomes of BASIC code. It's up to you to type it up.