Duke Nukem Forever alpha build leaked!

[JarlFrank]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEx5SwJLUR0

That was old.

Latest trailer - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHU3sq8W ... re=related

Fuck, all of those trailers look so good...

Why didn't they release it earlier? I'd rather play any of those older builds than the one they're doing now, because the graphics in latest teaser look like shit. Seriously, Duke doesn't look like Duke anymore.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWuteFLUPSY
Seriously, what the fuck is this shit? That guy looks more like Bruce Willis or something than like Duke.

 

[zerotol]

All we can do is have fate, jarlfrank.

 

[Talonfire]

Fuck Duke Nukem Forever, where is Duke Nukem III?

Did you ever play Duke Nukem Manhattan Project?

No, should I?

 

[Darth Roxor]

Fuck Duke Nukem Forever, where is Duke Nukem III?

Did you ever play Duke Nukem Manhattan Project?

No, should I?

Yes.

 

[Korgan]

I expected a tinyurl and a lot of posters cringing in horror as they claw their eyes out. Bah.

No-one ever clicks those without bracing themselves for the worst, and many people have preview turned on anyway. I should've attached some horribly gay pic or something.

 

[DraQ]

I expected a tinyurl and a lot of posters cringing in horror as they claw their eyes out. Bah.

No-one ever clicks those without bracing themselves for the worst, and many people have preview turned on anyway. I should've attached some horribly gay pic or something.

My eyes and brain are VCL-hardened. I can unblinkingly stare into horrors that would drive most codexers insane.

 

[BethesdaLove]

The music in the 98 trailer is nice.

 

[Luzur]

I expected a tinyurl and a lot of posters cringing in horror as they claw their eyes out. Bah.

No-one ever clicks those without bracing themselves for the worst, and many people have preview turned on anyway. I should've attached some horribly gay pic or something.

My eyes and brain are VCL-hardened. I can unblinkingly stare into horrors that would drive most codexers insane.

“If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”

 

[Gragt]

My eyes and brain are VCL-hardened. I can unblinkingly stare into horrors that would drive most codexers insane.

:respect: :tubgirl: :meatpsin:

 

[JarlFrank]

Fuck Duke Nukem Forever, where is Duke Nukem III?

Did you ever play Duke Nukem Manhattan Project?

No, should I?

Yes.

Yes indeed. It's what you're looking for. A sidescrolling Duke Nukem jump'n'run just like the old ones. And it's incredibly cool.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23objfHF ... re=related

 

[Darth Roxor]

Yes indeed. It's what you're looking for. A sidescrolling Duke Nukem jump'n'run just like the old ones. And it's incredibly cool.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23objfHF ... re=related

And it has hilariously overpowered melee. I remember one of my playthroughs, where I think I didn't use anything except various kicks.

 

[Deleted member 7219]

I expected a tinyurl and a lot of posters cringing in horror as they claw their eyes out. Bah.

No-one ever clicks those without bracing themselves for the worst, and many people have preview turned on anyway. I should've attached some horribly gay pic or something.

My eyes and brain are VCL-hardened. I can unblinkingly stare into horrors that would drive most codexers insane.

I find the very idea of 2girls1cup enough to seriously endanger my mental health. I cannot believe you could actually watch such a thing without suffering adverse effects.

 

[BethesdaLove]

Its because you are a young boy still in his development and you should not strain yourself if all the adults around you are having fun. Dont try.

 

[Luzur]

I expected a tinyurl and a lot of posters cringing in horror as they claw their eyes out. Bah.

No-one ever clicks those without bracing themselves for the worst, and many people have preview turned on anyway. I should've attached some horribly gay pic or something.

My eyes and brain are VCL-hardened. I can unblinkingly stare into horrors that would drive most codexers insane.

I find the very idea of 2girls1cup enough to seriously endanger my mental health. I cannot believe you could actually watch such a thing without suffering adverse effects.

you think 2girls1cup is bad? ever seen church of fudge?

 

[Talonfire]

I expected a tinyurl and a lot of posters cringing in horror as they claw their eyes out. Bah.

No-one ever clicks those without bracing themselves for the worst, and many people have preview turned on anyway. I should've attached some horribly gay pic or something.

My eyes and brain are VCL-hardened. I can unblinkingly stare into horrors that would drive most codexers insane.

I find the very idea of 2girls1cup enough to seriously endanger my mental health. I cannot believe you could actually watch such a thing without suffering adverse effects.

you think 2girls1cup is bad? ever seen church of fudge?

It's not about church... or fudge.

 

[Ghoulem]

Fuck that nasty shit. When you see some Ukrainians with hammers, then you know you'll think different about the internet, and what it's doing to you, even though it's the kind of thing you'd expect from it.

 

[Luzur]

ah, those guys that hammered several people to death and taped it? seen it.

 

[Deleted member 7219]

Its because you are a young boy still in his development and you should not strain yourself if all the adults around you are having fun. Dont try.

HAHAHAHA.

No.

 

[BethesdaLove]

No what?