Review Dungeon Siege review #127

[Vault Dweller]

Tags: Dungeon Siege 2; Gas Powered Games

<a href=http://www.quandaryland.com>Quandary</a> has posted a very positive, but not overly intelligent <a href=http://www.quandaryland.com/jsp/dispArticle.jsp?index=731>review</a> of <a href=http://www.gaspowered.com/ds2/news.php>Dungeon Siege 2</a>, giving it 4.5/5 for being such an awesome and well-done game, and praising everything that could be praised. Even writing.
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<blockquote>Every time I thought, 'wouldn't it be handy if you could...' I discovered I could. There are so many little touches in the game that make it a delight to play.</blockquote>
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Anyone knows what he's talking about? Does he know?
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Spotted at: <A HREF="http://www.rpgdot.com">RPG Dot</A>

 

[Pr()ZaC]

No.

 

[jiujitsu]

Ok. No more DS2 reviews please.

 

[kingcomrade]

Yes! More DS2! I should write my own:

Dungeon Siege 2 is the most bestest RPG since Diablo 2. I would compare it to getting your cock sucked by your best friend's wife while a dozen naked asian chicks rub their tits on your face.

Gameplay: 652 golden stars
This game doesn't make you make hard decisions! Sure to appeal to the casual gamer!

Graphics: 432 golden stars
I thought World of Warcraft's graphics were good, but DS2's environments were so expertly crafted and immersive that it puts Blizzard to shame!

Sound: 324 golden stars
Excellent voice acting! Only Patrick Stewart could do better!

Immersion: 625 golden stars!
When you click on enemies, you guy runs to them and attacks, it's just like your character know exactly what you want to do!!

Innovation: Eleventy billion platinum stars!
Heralds a new age of gaming, completely reforming all that will come after.

Recommendation: This game is almost as good to masturbate to as it is to play! Go buy it or I will come to your house and hit you with a skillet LOL!!

 

[Micmu]

As in that last preview, DS2 is the only RPG you want to play!

 

[k_bits]

Sound: 324 golden stars
Excellent voice acting! Only Patrick Stewart could do better!

Be sure to buy the DS2 special edition pack. It comes with an USB dongle that sucks your cock while whispering sweet nothings to you in Patrick Stewart's voice.

 

[kingcomrade]

P.S. I haven't played DS2 but the demo crashed on me a few times.

 

[Naked_Lunch]

Sound: 324 golden stars
Excellent voice acting! Only Patrick Stewart could do better!

Be sure to buy the DS2 special edition pack. It comes with an USB dongle that sucks your cock while whispering sweet nothings to you in Patrick Stewart's voice.

Fucking LOL dude

 

[k_bits]

Sound: 324 golden stars
Excellent voice acting! Only Patrick Stewart could do better!

Be sure to buy the DS2 special edition pack. It comes with an USB dongle that sucks your cock while whispering sweet nothings to you in Patrick Stewart's voice.

Fucking LOL dude

Hey, I'm a .sig file on the Codex!

Finally, the love and respect I so badly deserve.

*cries tears of joy*
*mastrubates*
*cries tears of joy*

 

[One Wolf]

Dungeon Siege 2 is the most bestest RPG since Diablo 2. I would compare it to getting your cock sucked by your best friend's wife while a dozen naked asian chicks rub their tits on your face.

that was just so great i had to repost it with a dark box surrounding its greatness.

*cries tears of joy*
*mastrubates*
*cries tears of joy*

see above comment.

 

[Otaku_Hanzo]

Well, while I wouldn't gush over the game like the reviewer did, I still like it. Not the best RPG ever. Pffft. Far from it. I guess the reason I enjoyed it so much is because it was more than an interactive screensaver this time around. Besides, exploration + phat lewt + npc banter + big ass bad guy sword = shindig!