Listen up Boy-blivions.

[ShinOBIWAN]

The TES series sucks chomps more cock, than a fox let loose in a Pen house.

Oblivion is yet another in a long line of fuckups stretching back over 10 years.

Want the greatest RPG ever? Try Planetscape Torment and the Underworld series. These are incredible titles that whomp ass on any of the $600 GPU requiring misfits that are released today.

I have grave doubts for Fallout3 too, although I wouldn't have either fallout 1 or 2 in my top ten anyhow, they're good but I'd prefer to scratch my bollocks rather than play through them again - wasted many months doing that in the past. Beth is sure to fuck up the whole license and come up with something so dumbed down and console centric that its not even worth the name Fallout.

Just a rant after reading the bollocks spewed on the TES forums, there's so many fucking Knights in Shining Armor on that cesspit. Have I even played Oblivion you ask? Yes. Did I buy it? Fuck NO!

I'm pissing in some folk's backyard here but I just got suspended on TES forums for a perfectly rational criticisation of the game that led to me telling the fan boi's to sucking their own dicks. So this is my way of letting steam off and hopefully some of those cunts will see this and chow down on some good old fashioned mug slinging.

 

[kingcomrade]

OMG ADN NOW IM GOING TO LITSEN TO MY LINKIN PARK CDS!!

 

[HardCode]

No back-to-back posting KC.

 

[kingcomrade]

Give me a little credit, I would do better than that.

 

[Nicolai]

Maybe you could go post at NMA instead or something.

 

[Tintin]

How cool is this guy? Give him admin powers!

 

[Chefe]

VIVA THE REVOLUSHUN!

 

[Lord Chambers]

I had a dream I could suck my own dick last night. I didn't even realize it until your post, ShinOBIWAN.

 

[Major_Blackhart]

I have midgets and androgenous boys do that for me.

 

[HotSnack]

My god. I've only just recently managed to log back into the codex, and this is one of the reasons why? I thought the codex suddenly became hawt hentai codex as the reason for all this slow down.

 

[Major_Blackhart]

If it was, I would never leave.

 

[Blahblah Talks]

I have midgets and androgenous boys do that for me.

You let KC suck your cock?

 

[Major_Blackhart]

KC?

 

[Blahblah Talks]

kingcomrade

 

[Major_Blackhart]

Nah, not to my knowledge. Maybe Kingcomrad is Kenny Costelanza the little boy from the other night? KENNY!!!! I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

 

[Naked_Lunch]

I saw this and thought of you, Blackhart

 

[Major_Blackhart]

I love that site. The whole bangbros network is fucking awesome.

 

[bryce777]

Wow, someone spelled bollocks correctly on the interwebs. This is a day to be noted....

 

[Levski 1912]

Why does it always have to be hentai?

 

[HotSnack]

Because animal rights groups would complain about the use of real octopuses.

 

[REX]

Lol I took a look around to see if you could download Oblivion and I found a place where 27000 people are downloading it rigth now, lol that would be 1350000$ if it were 50$ pr. game. They mainstream so much to meet a larger( and more stupid audience)/make more money, but they still dont get that you will loose alot of money by not doing a simultanious release all over the world.

 

[LaDoushe]

I saw this and thought of you, Blackhart

NSW tags?

 

[Trash]

Seriously, dedicated fans are as tiring as a crowd gathering for a star wars movie. The geeks attacking these however soon get as boring as one idiot shouting "dumbledore dies" at a Potter convention.
Some real critisim would be in order here. there is plenty to be made, but fuck it, Bethesda made a great game. Oh sod it, I'm drunk and off to a party to celebrate my paper. Fuck yeah!

 

[HotSnack]

I'm drunk and off to a party to celebrate my paper. Fuck yeah!

A paper? Is it a certificate to legally say you''re now all woman? Hur hur hur.

*Goes and writes that one down*

 

[Trash]

Golly, I got insulted on the intarweb! Oh, my....

A paper? Is it a certificate to legally say you''re now all woman? Hur hur hur.

*Goes and writes that one down*

Shit, that post just oozes idiocy from my screen. Get out off my genepool, you fucking tool.

it's not the right time to be sober
now the idiots have taken over
spreading like a social cancer, is there an answer?

Mensa membership conceding
tell me why and how are all the stupid people breeding
Watson, it's really elementary
the industrial revolution
has flipped the bitch on evolution
the benevolent and wise are being thwarted, ostracized, what a bummer
the world keeps getting dumber
insensitivity is standard and faith is being fancied over reason

darwin's rollin over in his coffin
the fittest are surviving much less often
now everything seems to be reversing, and it's worsening
someone flopped a steamer in the gene pool
now angry mob mentality's no longer the exception, it's the rule
and im startin to feel a lot like charlton heston
stranded on a primate planet
apes and orangutans that ran it to the ground
with generals and the armies that obeyed them
followers following fables
philosophies that enable them to rule without regard

there's no point for democracy when ignorance is celebrated
political scientists get the same one vote as some Arkansas inbred
majority rule, don't work in mental institutions
sometimes the smallest softest voice carries the grand biggest solutions

what are we left with?
a nation of god-fearing pregnant nationalists
who feel it's their duty to populate the homeland
pass on traditions
how to get ahead religions
And prosperity via simpleton culture

the idiots are takin over