Lyricsuitian perspective of Dragon Age

[Lumpy]

The reason the kingdom of Feldspar has fallen into decline, and is under attack by the orcish hordes, is the unofficial leadership of women. Women generals in the army typically oppose both conflict and diplomacy, preferring to ignore the thread in the hope that it will vanish without intervention. The women soldiers, weaker than men but given equal treatment because of the dominance of feminism, do nothing but weaken the ranks of the military and cause the Feldsparian army to fall into disarray. The Dragon Age is what the women are trying to put an end to, because of the phallic symbolism of the Dragon that undermines their disastrous de facto leadership.

 

[sportforredneck]

Don't forget the reason that they avoid conflict is because all the weapons are phallic symbols, see: arrow, sword, etc.

 

[kingcomrade]

Is Feldspar really the best name they could come up with?

 

[sportforredneck]

Is Feldspar really the best name they could come up with?

I think it's Fehrenfel or something like that. They talked about it for awhile at their forum.

 

[kingcomrade]

How to make a fantasy name: Add in unecessary h's

 

[DarkUnderlord]

Actually, of all the information that's not on the official site, that one is there. It's Ferelden.

 

[sportforredneck]

It's Ferelden.

Close enough.

 

[deuxhero]

How to make a fantasy name: Add in unecessary h's

Or apostrophes *Look at Drow and Stargate.*

*is too lazy to add unneded apostrohes to Drow or Stargate*

 

[Texas Red]

The name is generic fantasy like, not memorable at all. Why can't it be something simple, ending perhaps with "land"? Instead we get these ehlefelan whatever elven types.

 

[Herbert West]

Codex hasn't been lacking perspectives lately.