Planet Alcatraz (Dungeon Cleaners) is now avalable...

[Balor]

At a torrent site near you.

How you can also experience all pleasures of gay sex, extreme profanity and racism!..
Provided that all those rumors about the game being brutally butchered is false, that is.

If not, I can say that it should easily beat DA in 'gritty and mature' department.
Otherwise, it has lots rather good text, black humor and combat RTWP system that annoys even me, who just loved Brigade E5.

Anyway, it should really be Codexian favourite RPG, because it features nigger rape squads, Nazis from outer space... and, of course, Retards, Perverts and Gays.

 

[A user named cat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8uFVyOMFaM

Looks absolutely terrible. What is with the retarded voice acting? What is with all the subtitles being off by about 10 words? What in the holy hell is with that stupid laser grid that surrounds you as you explore? What is with games that don't seem to have any quality control?

 

[Genma:TheDestroyer]

Well, the voice acting is...unique.

 

[LazyD]

I torrented and couldn't play for more than 30 mins.. It's a huge waste of time.

 

[JarlFrank]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8uFVyOMFaM

Looks absolutely terrible. What is with the retarded voice acting? What is with all the subtitles being off by about 10 words? What in the holy hell is with that stupid laser grid that surrounds you as you explore? What is with games that don't seem to have any quality control?

Russia.

 

[rpgcodexusername]

the dialogue is fuckin hilarious

1.I will amend you both now!

2.black guy walks up to the other 2... I liked him better when he was dead!

3. finish me off!
(kicks him to death)

4.Even this bastards blood stinks

5.Die Dork!


Cant wait for more cut-scenes to be posted to youtube

 

[Freelance Henchman]

That game would be better without all those black people in. :kkkodex:

 

[JRPG arr rook same]

Anyway, it should really be Codexian favourite RPG, because it features nigger rape squads, Nazis from outer space... and, of course, Retards, Perverts and Gays.

Man this sound awome.

 

[Balor]

Well, it seems like the [Rumors] about game being butchered in translation are quite true.
Cannot say that it was unexpected, but I thought that since they took so much time, it would be at least passable...

Well, looks like nomask will have to learn Russian to play this game after all... for him it surely would be best game ever.

 

[dimaniak]

What in the holy hell is with that stupid laser grid that surrounds you as you explore?

Red"laser" is your area of sight. Green is how far you can hear. Enemies are invisible unless they are in these areas. Reverse works too. It's optional you can turn if off. But you will really need it in some situations.

What is with games that don't seem to have any quality control?

Made in Russia. Don't expect much quality unless it's something military

 

[JRPG arr rook same]

So many niggers and so little time to kill them all.

 

[Stabwound]

lol holy shit, I think they need to stop translating RPGs from other languages into English.

Also, I like how the voice acting is way different from what the subtitles say.

 

[Jaesun]

Also, I like how the voice acting is way different from what the subtitles say.

Yea just saw that hahaha

 

[JRPG arr rook same]

I can't stop watching that youtube video, compared to Planet Alcatraz Fallout is a piece of shit.

 

[A user named cat]

Red"laser" is your area of sight. Green is how far you can hear. Enemies are invisible unless they are in these areas. Reverse works too. It's optional you can turn if off. But you will really need it in some situations.

I'd really hope you could disable it. I almost thought it was a graphic anomaly or something, it looks awful. What were they thinking?

Also, not everything from Russia is that awful. I rather enjoyed King's Bounty:The Legend and gladly paid for it instead of torrenting.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Also, I like how the voice acting is way different from what the subtitles say.

It moslty just the wording, so it's amusing.

I lol'd when he took off the 1st nigger's pants off and left him there dead and pantless

 

[Hamster]

Looks like people here cannot grasp the difference between quality of the game and quality of translation.

 

[mondblut]

I checked the movie, and translation quality seems to match quality of the game.

 

[mikaelis]

So, it seems like this is "Dungeon Cleaners 2" right? What about the first one? Is there any english language patch? Or, I am mixing something?

 

[Jaime Lannister]

black guy: please kill me

white guy: ok

+XP

 

[JarlFrank]

Also, not everything from Russia is that awful. I rather enjoyed King's Bounty:The Legend and gladly paid for it instead of torrenting.

King's Bounty was excellent.
Many Russian games are good, without doubt. Many hidden gems there.
But the majority is cheap crap with a shitload of bugs, horrible translations for the English version and confusing stories. Also, bugs. And don't forget the bugs. Did I mention bugs already?

Yeah, most of them are *that* bad.

 

[Hamster]

But the majority is cheap crap with a shitload of bugs

Because there is no cheap crap released in the west?

 

[JRPG arr rook same]

But the majority is cheap crap with a shitload of bugs

Because there is no cheap crap released in the west?

Yeah there are, anyone remember the crap Cryo Interactive used to release before they went under? But Russian crap games are more numerous and they definitly take the cake, as their crapistiness is outerworldly.

What other games offers you the possibility of kicking to death a broken legged nigger with yellow rubber boots and techno music in the background, only in Russia.

As a matter of fact I am downloading the demo of Scorpion: Disfigured (before known as Showdown: Scorpion and later on as just Scorpion.) Let's see just how crappy this made in Russia game is.

 

[Hamster]

But Russian crap games are more numerous.

You can present the exact numbers now.

their crapistiness is outerworldly.

I don't remember Big Rigs being a russian game.

 

[JRPG arr rook same]

Just tested the demo of Scorpion: Disfugured, it's utter shit. I uninstalled it after 10 minutes.