School Shooting: The game

[Dementia Praecox]

Only 11? WEAK!!1

 

[MetalCraze]

Oh shi- it shows a cock on YouTube

 

[sportforredneck]

If only that was a game, that would probably be entertaining.

 

[Pastel]

Too dumbed down.

 

[Hory]

Why wouldn't a codexer ever start a school shooting?
Because real life doesn't have turn based combat.

 

[Kz3r0]

Why wouldn't a codexer ever start a school shooting?
Because real life doesn't have turn based combat.

Lack of AP most probably.

 

[asper]

There was a "game" made with RPG maker in which you play one of the Columbine murderers. After the shooting, you ended up in hell, and the game continued on.

 

[Dementia Praecox]

This one looks better.

 

[Jabbapop]

oh god that bathroom rape scene was the best. i just can't get enough of bathroom rape. it's so visceral and raw you've got shit in the pot next to you and unwashed hands and mmm grime.

 

[Applegate's Breasts]

If Fallout 3 were like this, I could pardon Bethesda...

 

[Insane Psychic]

Heh, Finnish students reacted positively to it. Must be why one of them decided to shoot up his school a couple of days ago.

 

[Talby]

I'd rather see a school shooting sim where you play as a student trying to avoid the murderers. Different scenarios would be playable, like a single madman with a machine gun or an armed group of terrorists holding everyone hostage ala Toy Soldiers.

 

[Dire Roach]

This looks like another retarded game made for console kiddies, just look at the oversized health bar and weapon icons. There is no gameplay whatsoever shown, the player just runs around shooting stuff without any sense of reward or progression. What incentive do I have to rape someone in a bathroom? Do they seriously expect me to LARP it out all they way and pretend I'm some sort of angry dork trying to vent his frustrations? I might as well just play Postal 2 since the protagonist there at least has a voice and spouts hilarious comments.

Oh and I bet they won't include bananas in the final version of the game just because it's considered inappropriate in Portugal or something stupid like that.

 

[uhjghvt]

This looks like another retarded game made for console kiddies, just look at the oversized health bar and weapon icons. There is no gameplay whatsoever shown, the player just runs around shooting stuff without any sense of reward or progression. What incentive do I have to rape someone in a bathroom? Do they seriously expect me to LARP it out all they way and pretend I'm some sort of angry dork trying to vent his frustrations? I might as well just play Postal 2 since the protagonist there at least has a voice and spouts hilarious comments.

Oh and I bet they won't include bananas in the final version of the game just because it's considered inappropriate in Portugal or something stupid like that.

uhh it's a joke dude, there is no game

 

[Korgan]

Because real life doesn't have turn based combat.

You have obviously never tried drugs.

 

[Jaime Lannister]

This looks like another retarded game made for console kiddies, just look at the oversized health bar and weapon icons. There is no gameplay whatsoever shown, the player just runs around shooting stuff without any sense of reward or progression. What incentive do I have to rape someone in a bathroom? Do they seriously expect me to LARP it out all they way and pretend I'm some sort of angry dork trying to vent his frustrations? I might as well just play Postal 2 since the protagonist there at least has a voice and spouts hilarious comments.

Oh and I bet they won't include bananas in the final version of the game just because it's considered inappropriate in Portugal or something stupid like that.

I don't understand sarcasm.

 

[barker_s]

uhh it's a joke dude, there is no game

Why do you lie? I've pre-ordered it already!

 

[Trash]

There is that jrpg kinda game where you replay that Columbine school shooting in the USA. That really was the most tasteless piece of shit I ever saw.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Because real life doesn't have turn based combat.

You have obviously never tried drugs.

Dude! Which drug makes life turn-based? The Codex must seriously endorse it!

 

[Korgan]

Well, I drank a whooping 200mg of cough syrup last month, and everything turned kinda jerky - now I'm in my room, now I'm in the bathroom, now I'm eating dinner with parents and praying they won't notice. Fun. Not going to try it again anytime soon though.

 

[mondblut]

First FPS I'd love to play

 

[John_Blazze]

This looks like another retarded game made for console kiddies, just look at the oversized health bar and weapon icons. There is no gameplay whatsoever shown, the player just runs around shooting stuff without any sense of reward or progression. What incentive do I have to rape someone in a bathroom? Do they seriously expect me to LARP it out all they way and pretend I'm some sort of angry dork trying to vent his frustrations? I might as well just play Postal 2 since the protagonist there at least has a voice and spouts hilarious comments.

Oh and I bet they won't include bananas in the final version of the game just because it's considered inappropriate in Portugal or something stupid like that.

OMG! ITS JUST A GAEM!!! GETA LIFE!!1

 

[JarlFrank]

I'd play this.