You so are.
17:53] Vacorsis: Do you have a general plot thought up?
[17] Jennifer: The Larch. The....Larch.
[17] Nicolai: I've already got the outline of the story. D;
[17] Naked_Lunch: Nico and me should totally write a novel
[17] Jennifer: was it a spongebob fanfic? :O
[17] SolInvictus: the landsknecht type guys have mechanically powered arms and vibrating halberds.
[17] SolInvictus: whcih they use to destroy the mech things
[17] Jennifer: kinky
[17] Naked_Lunch: :eyebrow:
[17] SolInvictus: as they can saw right through them
[17] Naked_Lunch: Nico and me are gonna make it big
[17] Nicolai: A nuclear war fucks up everything, pretty much everyone dies.
[17] SolInvictus: afk a sec
[17] Nicolai: A few years pass (10? 100? 25? Who knows. D
, and we're eventually introduced to Bob.
[17] Naked_Lunch: and these people live in vaults
[17] Nicolai: Bob is a highly intelligent mackerel that can live on land.
[17] Naked_Lunch: Way to steal my plotline, whore!
[17] Nicolai: He wriggles around and ends up in all kinds of wacky situations. B)
[17] Kojin: you seen the new guiness advert? >.>
[17] Nicolai: Rapes Lunchers's trout, barely escapes the legendary Spinepuncher, and so on.
[17] Naked_Lunch: Sweet
[17] Vacorsis: Why does it have to be Bob
[17] Jennifer: sounds like an issue of the immortal DAVIDE
[17] Vacorsis: Everything is named Bob
[17] Kojin: bob the fish
[17] Nicolai: Maybe I'll call him Jennifer instead. B)
[17] Vacorsis: Screw Bob the fish
[17] Vacorsis: Everyone uses Bob
[17] Vacorsis: Bob is over-used
[17] Kojin: from ewj
[17] Jennifer: you do that
[17] Nicolai: More like "Bob the totally fucking insane mackerel", mang.
[17] Vacorsis: That should be the first rule of writing novels
[17] Vacorsis: Don't use Bob
[17] Kojin: how bout rob?
[17] Vacorsis: Then when nobody uses Bob, we can go back to Bob
[17] Nicolai: No one expects you to actually name a character "BoB2.
[17] Naked_Lunch: Fine, how about Mariena: Internet Comedian?
[17] Vacorsis: and then it'll be overused again
[17] Nicolai: B)
[17] Nicolai: That'll work, I guess.
[17] Naked_Lunch: Yeah
[17] Jennifer: name him ralph
[17] Naked_Lunch: Your mackerel joins up with my trout
[17] Nicolai: and then they travel the wastes
[17] Nicolai: raping stuff
[17] Jennifer: the only novel i've ever read with a character named ralph is about 100 years old.
[17] Nicolai: The good guy in "The Lord of The Flies" was named Ralph. D;
[17] Naked_Lunch: Yes, and then they find this ancient conspiracy involving the Aztecs and Strum Thurmond
That's all the evidence you need right there.