The Biggest and Baddest Review of Shattered Union EVER!

[DarkUnderlord]

I was just browsing this TOTALLY NEW AND WICKED STRATEGY GAMING WEBSITE CALLED TACTICULAR CANCER and I found they've made this TOTALLY AWESOME REVIEW ABOUT SHATTERED UNION, that brand new turn-based hex-based civil-war-based combat-based PC-and-Xbox-based game.

What Shattered Union really is is just a boring and simple game that’s not worth the purchase - even if you're a newbie to the genre. Let’s face it, Panzer General also isn’t that complex; A simple-minded Final Fantasy playing jackass could pick it up in thirty minutes or so. The problem is though, that gamers just aren’t willing to try and learn a game in that time. They want simple and stupid gameplay with little depth and overly flashy graphics with shaders and big-titted anime chicks.

Shattered Union has all of the above, except for the big tits. That’s a shame, because they would be nice to look at while I mindlessly click the “PURCHASE” button over and over again until I’ve won the battle.

VERDICT?

Well I suppose I'm not going to be buying that game then.

 

[Spazmo]

Well, hey, thanks for posting that clip here! Now that I've read the last paragraph that contains all the pertinent information from the review right down to the final verdict right here on RPG Codex, I don't need to bother visiting this new and frightening site at all. Thanks, TC!

 

[Naked_Lunch]

Spazmo secretly masturbates to TC every night. He can't go to bed before he completes this sacred ritual.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

Well, hey, thanks for posting that clip here! Now that I've read the last paragraph that contains all the pertinent information from the review right down to the final verdict right here on RPG Codex, I don't need to bother visiting this new and frightening site at all. Thanks, TC!

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[LlamaGod]

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