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[Drax]

Oh, I pray for the day togas make a comeback... and freaking cloaks, those were cool.

 

[Murk]

Swen? more like Sweg

 

[Infinitron]

More forum fun:

https://forums.swordcoast.com/index...questions-character-creation-and-such/?p=3251

I know of many games which do not allow pale females. Which is a hit or miss.. sadly white females are being clumped into the tan/ sun kissed skin tones..I often quit games due to not liking my character at all..Story can be great and all, but if I am not visually happy *shrugs* just a me thing

Often is there is a pale white skintone.. it's tied to the B****y eye brows with hard arch.. or heavily caked on gothic make up. I understand the typical gamer is a male who finds the angry B a turn on..and a large percentage of female gamers also find the appeal of a tough B find that empowering and an outlet... I guess I am expressing a different interest for gamers who like playing the innocent idealist . Kind hearted healer types.

I guess my big fear is the faces will a have that top b brow arch, I hope Harlot is right and there will be a range of skin tones. The milky white being one of them ♥

https://forums.swordcoast.com/index.php?/topic/294-whats-your-favorite-race-class/?p=3136

I am a paladin player. I always roll one named Aric, human. Kal is my paladin from Baldurs Gate saga. This time I will pick another name and roll a half-elf paladin. He will be the son of Kal and Aerie, her mother putted him in a magic slumber after Kal and her leave the Realms when he was barely 18 and now he wakes centuries later ready for SCL.

Based on the feedback i had here, I will roll a half-elf now since they make so great paladins too and it will be a nice way to connect both plots in my personal story.

IF we are allowed to roll the entire party, my cleric will be descendent of Borakk Boran, my dwarven cleric from Icewind Dale 1.

 

[A horse of course]

Seems reasonable to me. More proof that codex management hates role playing and only cares about spreadsheets.

 

[Caim]

Anything more than one size larger and you might as well be wearing a toga.

Speaking of that...



...where are his pants?

You don't need pants to be fully clothed. Case in point:

Plus, I strongly suspect that not everyone posting on the RPG Codex is wearing pants while doing so.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Seems reasonable to me. More proff that codex management hates role playing and only cares about spreadsheets.

I'd rephrase that to say that the spreadsheet takes higher priority over avatar imagery options, especially since many of us hail from the times where our character definition was only a string of text.

Plus, I strongly suspect that not everyone posting on the RPG Codex is wearing pants while doing so.

I see you've been looking at my profile again...

 

[Astral Rag]

 

[Xu Fugui]

 

[Don Peste]

Fuck life.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Shit, for a moment I thought they were bringing back Earthworm Jim.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

http://darksouls.wikia.com/wiki/Blue_Sentinel_Targray

Blue Sentinel Targray is a fuckin asshole since he says " Transient being, you will never become a member of the Blue Sentinels, go now you are not needed." And I was thinking fuck you you motherfucking god damn worthless piece of fuckin shit fucking die. Then you know what happened, I killed him, and you know what else I enjoyed it. Saying that I'm not needed, you're not needed in this earth because all you are is a waste of life, I bet all you are is a fuckin peasant who stole that uniform who tried to act all tough, noble, and worthy and shit, but you don't know how to fight for shit because I killed you and you didn't get to land a single strike on me. Yeah try to look down upon me now and judge me when I'm the one who's standing over your dead body and pissing on your grave. And if I could torture him then I would cut his tongue out so he can't speak anymore, rip his god damn eyes out so he won't look at me with those shitty looks, and by the body gestures that he shows ( arms crossed), it's as if it's another sign of him trying to look above and superior, so then cut off his fucking arms. The only good thing about him is that he sells the boltstones, but other than that he's worthless.

What... the fuck?

http://darksouls.wikia.com/wiki/Ogre

Here's another tip to beat the ogres, stop being such a fucking pussy. You've got 2 hands don't you, then clench them up into fists and fight like a man, and not like a man who tries to act all cool and tough and shows off. I mean a real one like Leonidus or tougher. Act like Leonidus not Xerxes who's a coward/ pussy. And of course you're going to get hurt, just act like Leonidus from 300 when he was getting shot from a fuck ton of arrows and still stood for a while, don't be like Xerxes who freaks out just because he got a little cut on his face. Don't lure the ogres to a place where they can't hurt you, don't shoot them with arrows or any spells, don't even fight them with any melee weapon at all, don't even wear any armor. You only need to use 2 weapons, your 2 fists locked and loaded with pissed off rage. But the benefit of wearing no armor is that it lightens the weight to the point to where you can roll the fastest and furthest. You need to play this game in the most challenging way, even though it's challenging enough and the ogre is a true worthy opponent and I will fight it the respectful way, not the cheap get over with pussy way, so it will be a true battle to the death, and a more victorious winning. And trust me I have beaten ogres to death with my bare fists in this game, it took a while but they died. Anyone who's reading this may think I'm crazy ( well not really because this is just a game ), and most of you would probably be like Baird in Gears of War, Gears of War 3 specifically on the level and at the part when the lambent berserker jumps over the fort walls. At one point Marcus Fenix says " Don't shoot until she's up close.", and everybody would probably most likely be like Baird, because after Marcus says "Don't shoot until she's up close.", Baird says " Yeah, you get cozy with her I'll stand back" All of you people are probably like that whenever you fight the ogres.

Kill yourself.

 

[Perkel]

hhehehe:

 

[Unkillable Cat]

It was inevitable:

 

[Hirato]

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Build a trebuchet that launches a bomb.

Win with a bomb that launches a trebuchet.

 

[pippin]

 

[Caim]

Console pesants going to console pesant.

 

[pippin]

Console pesants going to console pesant.

Macintosh gaming

 

[Baron Dupek]

Close enough.

Over a million units sold world-wide

Such big words for an RTS from modern perspective.

 

[Caim]

Console pesants going to console pesant.

Macintosh gaming

Macs are consoles made for programming, graphic/video/audio design and internet. They're not meant for gaming.

 

[Perkel]

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Since there was a recent Besiege vibe going on here, I figured I'd add more, from one of the more..."tolerable" YouTube personalities out there:



At least the opening minute should make (some) people smile.

 

[jcd]

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[Alfons]

Markiplier is pewdiepie with a deeper voice, there's nothing tolerable about him.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Did not want to click that just after a quick glance at the thumbnail but decided to trust Unkillable Cat's judgment because he's a quality poster.

Will trust my own judgment in the future instead.

Fair enough, NO ONE trusts your judgement anyway.