BioWare show off new found levels of retardness

[RPGMaster]

Story is 3-4 pages long

Isn't it more like 3-4 words long?

"The reapers are coming."

 

[villain of the story]

Scientist : LAMMAR, NO! THOSE ARE SENSITIVE AND EXPENSIVE EQUIPMENT!
Lammar the fucking headcrab : Screetch! Screetch! Krak!

 

[shihonage]

It sounds good in theory - faster than navigating Bioware menues.

Yet in reality, shit will be constantly misinterpreted or ignored, because it's hard to keep a calm, monotonous voice in an action game. This isn't chess.

 

[attackfighter]

Scientist : LAMMAR, NO! THOSE ARE SENSITIVE AND EXPENSIVE EQUIPMENT!
Lammar the fucking headcrab : Screetch! Screetch! Krak!

Way to butcher the spelling of Lamarr. Did you even play the game?

 

[waywardOne]

"The reapers are cumming."

 

[Angthoron]

All that's left to do is add a paid hotline where the player can talk to the Real Tali at a mere $10 per minute.

 

[Oriebam]

[Perception]

• What a piece of shit
  MuleMan14 4 hours ago
  
  
  
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• @MuleMan14 That's funny, I can't see a mirror around here anywhere.
  Kinectronic 4 hours ago
• i thought "kinect - You Are the Controller" but why they still holding the Joypad and yell at the screen...?
  miaomlao 22 hours ago
• @miaomlao Because Kinect can also be used in this manner to extend more traditional games, such as Mass Effect 3.
  Kinectronic 22 hours ago 4
  

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• Liara, sandwich!
  MindMunch 15 hours ago 16
  

 

[Achilles]

Story is 3-4 pages long

That much, eh? Star Wars Episode I's story was probably a couple of pages long, so Mass Effect 3 will be that much better! Man, good times to be a gamer.

 

[Luzur]

I dunno, do people really want to scream commands at their TV? It feels so much like a ten years old cell phone gimmick.

I'm sure the LARPers will love this.

LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!!

 

[Father Walker]

Hey bros, remember: now you can actually talk your way through the game. Incline?

 

[Raghar]

When is it supposed to be released? There is a possibility I'd be playing this .
It gave me laughs. While there is a possibility ME3 would give me laughs too because of Bioware stupidity, it would be more short lasting.

 

[Luzur]

Hey bros, remember: now you can actually talk your way through the game. Incline?

just say "WIN GAME" after game have loaded.

 

[Ermm]

They should include a sex minigame, and you could voice commands as ''FUCK, BITCH, SLAP HER ASS, SWALLOW IT.''

Then Bioware would certainly make the player feel like a cinematic driving force.

 

[Carceri]

LIARA MOVE ...oh my god!