IronicNeurotic
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Bioware. You finally. Finally managed to be worse than Bethesda in terms of writing. Fuck that. You are worse than a goddamn 6th grader.
Now go jump of a cliff.
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Bioware. You finally. Finally managed to be worse than Bethesda in terms of writing. Fuck that. You are worse than a goddamn 6th grader.
Now go jump of a cliff.
The first pair of open shutters he saw and Fenris dived through. He landed in a kitchen filled with the smell of baking bread, and a human woman screamed as he rolled to his feet. No doubt the sight of an elf in skintight armor, carrying a blade almost as large as himself, wasn’t a welcome sight. He got to his feet and noticed the surprisingly comely woman, dressed in a nightgown that revealed more of her cleavage than she no doubt expected, pressing against the wall.
The cave mouth is unbearably spooky, even for Sundermount, which you’d think was trying for some sort of spookiness medal. Most Terrifying Mountain in Thedas, maybe. Mist swirls out of the blackness as if it’s breathing, and the hillside around it is barren. A gaping maw, devouring all the life within its reach…
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