Bla bla bla incline bla bla bla decline. What about beeeewbs?

[Eyestabber]

Seriously, everyone knows that Twitcher's strong suit is pixeleted BEWBS. Therefore: is the nudity better in Twitcher 3? Or did they go for gay-ass boring romance stuff? Feel free to post screenshot comparisons. For science, of course. Let's have a discussion about this very important aspect of gameplay.

EDIT: if a mod is reading this, please add "NSFW" to the title, so people can post, ahem, research material without breaking any Codex rules.

 

[Kane]

Finally someone asking the important questions.

 

[abnaxus]

It's just overkill.

 

[Eyestabber]

Whole first chapter, no tits, no ass. Massive fucking. It's almost like I'm supposed to focus on the gameplay.

Twitcher 2 had Merigold sex scene like 2 minutes into the game. What you're saying is REALLY disturbing...

 

[Doktor Best]

Same in The Witcher 3. Literally the first thing you see in the game is a female naked ass (besides the protagonist ofcourse)

My boobcounter is on 4 for now, which is kinda low, but other qualities make up for it.

 

[Hegel]

Most scenes are rehashed (swapped with different models). Though it's the buildup that counts.
IMHO Triss>Nymphomaniac blonde Sorceress> Yennefer. I don't know if you can bone the blind sorceress, I certainly would love to.

 

[ghostdog]

I don't know how she is presented here, but in the novels Yennefer (which is the main female protagonist) basically has Geralt by the balls. She is always elusive and disappears after a while and Geralt tries to find her like a horny teenager. Of course every other tart that comes along literary hangs from his cock (including Triss) but with Yennefer he goes into stupid mode. He even had a duel with some powerful sorcerer that was banging Yennefer, at some point.

 

[Hegel]

It's the same, the other witchers comment on that too. But you can tell her to scram and play Geralt the way you want. My Geralt entered in a relationship with Triss, didn't do the threesome, gave Yennefer the cold shoulder at every turn

 

[ERYFKRAD]

the threesome

the threesome

the threesome

goty

 

[Ismaul]

didn't do the threesome

I thought you were Hegel man. You're supposed to make a synthesis out of two opposites.

 

[Bliblablubb]

the threesome

the threesome

the threesome

goty

I still remember the old days when you could do that in Bioware games... yeah, just shows how much they have betrayed their roots.

 

[Eyestabber]

This thread lacks PROOF of the things that people are claiming.

 

[Comrade Goby]

the threesome

the threesome

the threesome

goty

oh just wait

 

[Hegel]

oh just wait

White Wolf, at last... every decision you make will bring devastation, each choice will lead to a greater evil.

 

[DragoFireheart]

This topic is convincing me to buy Witcher 3.

 

[Hegel]

That's not her true form though.

 

[made]

The casual sex was severely castrated compared to TW1. There you could score the serving wench and a witch in the first chapter alone, here Geralt (more like Cuckalt eh?) doesn't even try to tap dat ass despite it being literally shoved in his face:

 

[Forest Dweller]

No one is asking the REAL question:

Do we get to see Geralt's dick?

 

[Beowulf]

No one is asking the REAL question:

Do we get to see Geralt's dick?

Duh, that's what the Hairworks and PhysX are for, obviously.
They should name it HairworX.

 

[Great Deceiver]

I don't know how she is presented here, but in the novels Yennefer (which is the main female protagonist) basically has Geralt by the balls. She is always elusive and disappears after a while and Geralt tries to find her like a horny teenager. Of course every other tart that comes along literary hangs from his cock (including Triss) but with Yennefer he goes into stupid mode. He even had a duel with some powerful sorcerer that was banging Yennefer, at some point.

I guess that's what they call love

 

[Gerrard]

Geralt in the books did not go around fucking every peasant woman he came across either.

 

[abnaxus]

No one is asking the REAL question:

Do we get to see Geralt's dick?

The Witcher 3 RELEASE THREAD

 

[Metro]

What I don't get is why in a 2015 graphical whore fest game can they not get jiggle physics right? VtMB did a pretty good job with this with the Source engine a decade ago. Here it seems circa 1980's rock hard breast implants are all the rage in medieval Eastern-Europa-stan Witcher world.