Crooked Bee
(no longer) a wide-wandering bee
Sceptic said:I'm as far from a Star Trek fan as you could get (I've watched a handful of TOS episodes, another handful of TNG episodes, a couple of terrible DSN ones, and three out of 11 movies), but you cannot not know about it.
Naturally I know about Star Trek, but I never watched a single episode and am proud to say I don't recognise any of the characters.
A harrowing, distorted image of the wicked witch fills the ball. "I'll get you, my pretty," the witch screams. "And your damn dog too!" She starts to cackle hysterically.
"But I don't HAVE a dog," you protest.
The witch stops abruptly. "You don't?"
"No."
"How about a hamster?"
"Nope."
"Pet turtle?"
"No. I had a goldfish once. But it died. Does that help?"
"Curses! It'll have to do. Where did you bury it?"
"In my mom's back yard."
"Well, then," she cackles. "I'll get you, my pretty. And your mom's back yard too!"
Oooh, fancy.
Ever the polite wedding guest, you bare your butt.
Thanks for the LP.