KickStarter Darkest Dungeon AKA the Celerity Attention Whore Thread

[Beastro]

The fuck is going on in this thread. Can I get some tl;dr copypasta?

Autism.

Something more emotional.

He reminds me of my cousin after his wife left him.

 

[Trash]

The internet and personality disorders sure do make for a fun combination.

 

[Zetor]

"Darkest Dungeon: a forum thread about stress management"

 

[Berekän]

What the fuck is wrong with this games fanbase.

 

[veevoir]

What the fuck is wrong with this games fanbase.

It is the biggest success of the game. Game about insanity causes one IRL.

 

[lessthanoff2121]

Beautiful. Of course. This is what's wrong with the world. A person blatantly lies about another, and when someone calls them out on it, they get ridiculed, despite the evidence. I guess it's easier to sit there and jack each other off than to have some integrity and read what I actually wrote in comparison to what he claimed I said, though, isn't it?

Feh. Whatever. Have fun.

 

[Jick Magger]

Beautiful. Of course. This is what's wrong with the world. A person blatantly lies about another, and when someone calls them out on it, they get ridiculed, despite the evidence. I guess it's easier to sit there and jack each other off than to have some integrity and read what I actually wrote in comparison to what he claimed I said, though, isn't it?

Feh. Whatever. Have fun.

You're being ridiculed because you're an autistic retard who can't get over another autistic retard talking shit about you to people who don't know or care who you are, to the point where you go to the thread just to continue your triad against him, apparently failing to notice the fact that everyone in the thread is already making fun of the people you're fighting for being obsessive, autistic retards.

Like Celerity, you're just digging yourself deeper into your obsessive little hole, and you've got nobody to blame for it but yourself.

In all honesty, I've gotten more entertainment out of this thread than I did out of the three or four hours I spent on the game itself.

 

[lessthanoff2121]

You're being ridiculed because you're an autistic retard who can't get over another autistic retard talking shit about you to people who don't know or care who you are, to the point where you go to the thread just to continue your triad against him, apparently failing to notice the fact that everyone in the thread is already making fun of the people you're fighting for being obsessive, autistic retards.

Like Celerity, you're just digging yourself deeper into your obsessive little hole, and you've got nobody to blame for it but yourself.

In all honesty, I've gotten more entertainment out of this thread than I did out of the three or four hours I spent on the game itself.

Right. I'm the obsessive one for coming here, when people like you are the ones who come to this thread for the purpose of doing exactly what you claimed I was doing: "fighting obsessed, autistic retards," you stupid fucking mutt.

 

[Jick Magger]

You're being ridiculed because you're an autistic retard who can't get over another autistic retard talking shit about you to people who don't know or care who you are, to the point where you go to the thread just to continue your triad against him, apparently failing to notice the fact that everyone in the thread is already making fun of the people you're fighting for being obsessive, autistic retards.

Like Celerity, you're just digging yourself deeper into your obsessive little hole, and you've got nobody to blame for it but yourself.

In all honesty, I've gotten more entertainment out of this thread than I did out of the three or four hours I spent on the game itself.

Right. I'm the obsessive one for coming here, when people like you are the ones who come to this thread for the purpose of doing exactly what you claimed I was doing: "fighting obsessed, autistic retards," you stupid fucking mutt.

Except unlike you, I'm capable of doing this:

 

[lessthanoff2121]

Except unlike you, I'm capable of doing this:

And how thrilling that must be for you, to come here, just as I have, and claim the high ground.

 

[Celerity]

Well, I did warn him. Let it never be said that I am not a merciful troll. But he still stubbornly insisted on believing that because this board was going full retard about me, he'd find allies here and is now learning the Codex has no concept of the term and is instead a horde of chaotic, raving children. So I will eagerly enjoy the incoming lulz, and also eagerly enjoy the incoming new friends who added me because they seen your performance (read: mindless rage about me), realized I was right about Derpest Dungeon, and that anyone that supports it is a fucking madman. :D

PS: I suggest a lovely "Celerity's bitch" tag for our new pet.

 

[thesheeep]

So much butthurt over what is a nice game to play for some hours, yet totally not worth of much more, especially not so much butthurt

 

[lessthanoff2121]

Well, I did warn him. Let it never be said that I am not a merciful troll. But he still stubbornly insisted on believing that because this board was going full retard about me, he'd find allies here and is now learning the Codex has no concept of the term and is instead a horde of chaotic, raving children. So I will eagerly enjoy the incoming lulz, and also eagerly enjoy the incoming new friends who added me because they seen your performance (read: mindless rage about me), realized I was right about Derpest Dungeon, and that anyone that supports it is a fucking madman. :D

PS: I suggest a lovely "Celerity's bitch" tag for our new pet.

It wasn't about you, Celerity. It was about Lujo. But, honestly, who gives a damn. Do what you want.

 

[Lujo]

Just to be clear for you guys I wasn't even trolling. I saw what the guy was writing, and thougth wth, I write for a living lets write some textwalls it's no biggie. I've seen the Heroes of Newerth forums, so I know my crazy, but this level of nuts is just so bizzare that I felt like participating in it just to see what happens. It's fun because you can just pretty much qoute random stuff from this thread and people go into a rage. The most bizzare thing is that the general opinion of the game here is what it is, Celerity's pretty much a nobody, and over there every time someone asks about any random thing that's dissapointing about the game "don't listent to that that's just bashing the game by Celerity and his minnions". Just writing what you think, what you'd tell someone if they asked you about the game over a beer, like sensible stuff, is trolling.

Back to my popcorn. Shame that damned fool couldn't keep his mouth shut, now the guy's gonna go away. Which is probably fine, too. EDIT: For a minute there I thought having him here being a nutcase would make Celerity shut up and let folks bash someone else for a change, but no... Eh, no helping some people, I suppose.

 

[Celerity]

Nah, the best part about it is how easily I can troll all of them. I think this is the 50th thread now that is strictly just mindless rage about me? The slightest thing happens, even if I didn't actually do it and they become raging lunatics. It's amazing. I just let the shills do my job for me most of the time while I focus on real hardcore games.

 

[Celerity]

Oh yeah, by the way. Apparently there was a pre release discussion, before even Early Access in which Tyler Sigman admitted they were originally going for a freemium mobile game. It's worth mentioning that while they abandoned those plans (they will release on mobile eventually, but it obviously did not come first) they still deliberately designed the game in that direction before, during, and after Early Access, despite apparently having decided against it. So anyone that looks at the grind and thinks of it like one of those games, but without the microtransactions it originallly had... you have a point, but have the order of operations backwards. And it was actually a supporter that pointed this out. :D

 

[Celerity]

Since someone fucked with the thread again, I realized I missed something.

Aside from a thread in prosperland and an early access announcement, there is no discussion of this awesome game?

I have played this game since early access and it's one of the best kickstarter game I have ever played. It's like a twisted alchemical mixture between Dark Souls, roguelikes, XCOM, Lovecraftian horror and have the difficulty and eldritch horror upped by 10x.

So you have "inherited" your family manor and its hamlet which possess ancient horror deep within its earth. You need to hire heroes to explore the dungeons, build up their skills/equipments, find treasures in order to build up your hamlets, and in the end you need to send out your best team(s) to explore the titular Darkest Dungeon in order to get rid of the ancient evil hidden within once and for all.

...Fall asleep already? Don't. The game is FAR from your typical mainstream team-building RPG. It is unique in the field as it has the most gothic, eldritch, horrific atmosphere and is utterly unforgiving in the difficulty. Teams upon teams of heroes, be they newbies or veterans or even legends, will die. Horribly. Repeatedly. Your heroes won't just suffer from beast claws or tentacle slashes or otherwordly dark magic, but also stress. Stress is like the Sanity in Cthulhu RPGs. Suffer too much stress, even your toughest hero's mind will become twisted into a masochist which keeps hurting himself or a coward who brings down the morale of everyone else, and soon enough your whole team will break down into a nearly uncontrollable mess of pathetic losers, waiting for an eventual heart attack or getting slaughtered by the incomprehensibly horrible monsters.

The monsters of this game are so brilliantly designed. The first time you see the Flesh boss, you can't help but feel utter disgust, and fascination. The first time you meet some new monsters that you've never seen before at the lower difficulties, you can't help but have a top urge to run instead of to fight. And please don't google the Swine Prince - it's a great encounter and you deserve to face him with all the full surprises by yourself.

The game art style is unique as well. They use only minimum animation but blows feel meaty and powerful, enemies feel revolting, and heroes feel...heroic. The music is brilliant and epic and changes according to the situation. Last but not the least, this game has the BEST narrator ever. I just want to say, he is a narrator for Lovecraft audio books. That's all.

Oh by the way, this game's developers are very active and listen closely to the playerbase. They are actively pursuing improvements and new ideas. They will also release new content around March.

http://www.darkestdungeon.com/

http://store.steampowered.com/app/262060/

Oh hey, look at that. A person posting like a shill accidently posted a screenshot that is obviously from the Rekt Hook John shill stream. I wonder why that is?

 

[Ludo Lense]

I truly do wonder if the DD devs are reading stuff like this while lighting up their cigars with dollar bills.

I mean the game was made by two guys stuck in shovelware companies that pooled life savings and kickstarter funds to hire people and make the game. They made more than enough to sustain two games probably, have a large fan base and recognition from the press. Which doesn't make it good but considering the risks involved why would they really care? Beyond insane hits like Minecraft and survival games, they have had as successful a first game has you can usually imagine. Most likely every indie would trade an arm and a leg to have a starting game like DD so all this obsession from all these people seems so petulant in the grand scheme of things.

 

[Comte]

The DD devs are probably filling their office and home with nice things while planning their next shovelware bundlefodder masterpiece. The true test will be to see what they come up with next. I'm sure it will be hyped to hell because marketing seemed to really pay off for them.

 

[Celerity]

They definitely have poor money management skills. See: lazy, glacial design but hyper aggressive marketing and Alienware computers at every monthly con. As such, even though they scammed quite a bit of money out of people I do not believe it will last very long. Combined with the game's rapidly dropping sales after release, and I can easily see them wasting it all on random shit, then being in the same position as before for the next game except now we know their word means nothing. And if people are fooled twice, someone can just drop a meteor on Earth or something as people are not smart enough for life.

Know that saying if a friend steals 20 dollars, you lost 20 dollars and learned you don't have a friend? Repeat that a few hundred thousand times, and that's what they traded for short term gain.

Lujo I could narrate my entire plans all the way and the shills will still behave predictably and follow along with them perfectly. See here, he won't believe me, he will continue posting, and the lulz will continue. As for the Codex, they're trite and predictable at this point so if they start on me again I'll just casually parry them while enjoying my Pizza, Pepsi, and Pornography.

 

[meanwhileInPoland]

They definitely have poor money management skills. See: lazy, glacial design but hyper aggressive marketing and Alienware computers at every monthly con. As such, even though they scammed quite a bit of money out of people I do not believe it will last very long. Combined with the game's rapidly dropping sales after release, and I can easily see them wasting it all on random shit, then being in the same position as before for the next game except now we know their word means nothing. And if people are fooled twice, someone can just drop a meteor on Earth or something as people are not smart enough for life.

Know that saying if a friend steals 20 dollars, you lost 20 dollars and learned you don't have a friend? Repeat that a few hundred thousand times, and that's what they traded for short term gain.

Lujo I could narrate my entire plans all the way and the shills will still behave predictably and follow along with them perfectly. See here, he won't believe me, he will continue posting, and the lulz will continue. As for the Codex, they're trite and predictable at this point so if they start on me again I'll just casually parry them while enjoying my Pizza, Pepsi, and Pornography.

so its pizza, pepsi, porn, shitposting on codex/steam and 1337 hours of DD? a brilliant and thrilling life you have there

 

[Unkillable Cat]

This thread.

 

[Celerity]

It is truly fascinating, and when combined with 1337 multitask skills I can get plenty of other stuff done while taking care of fools.

When compared with the usual Codexer who can only manage shitposts from their basement?

 

[DeepOcean]

Celerity, dude, how did you manage to play 1337 hours? I mean, please, don't tell me all those hours were seeking stuff to bitch about on the codex and steam, because if that was the case...


A good game doesn't deserve that attention and a supposed shitty game deserves even less, just let it go dude.

 

[Celerity]

As I explained many times, I made it a real game first and then enjoyed that. I am not reviewing my work, I'm reviewing theirs. Theirs remains almost entirely copy pasted trivial grind after 5 hours, which I realized at 5 hours and gave it only a little more than that (one complete run).