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Lesifoere

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For what it's worth.
 

Lesifoere

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Can't tell, despite being well above minimum specs my ancient laptop can't run it worth shit. Someone with slightly less ancient laptop give it a go, but otherwise I'll try it on my old gaming PC tomorrow.
 

reaven

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Im waiting for some opinions on this, I haven't heard anything at all about this game.
 

DalekFlay

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A demo would be nice... the console versions had one. I'm tired of buying these "cheap" downloadable games and then never playing them.
 

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I'm probably getting this some time in the future, when it's bundled with some gaming magazine. I'm betting it will get there a year from now, tops.
 

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It's made by Ron Gilbert, you cretins. The guy that brought humor to pc's and has made more classic games than most of you played. So yeah, it's probably newfag popamla shit. Shit. SHIT!
 

Elzair

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Trash said:
It's made by Ron Gilbert, you cretins. The guy that brought humor to pc's and has made more classic games than most of you played. So yeah, it's probably newfag popamla shit. Shit. SHIT!

Yeah, because anything made by Richard Garriott, Sid Meier or Peter Molyneux is automatically good.
 

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I played the console demo once. The gameplay is a pretty "streamlined" version of Diablo 2. You could assign different weapons, spells and items to the buttons on your gamepad, but you can't attack with more than one at the same time. There are no classes to choose from. Instead of a skill tree, you get to select a new perk every level. Most equipment has level requirements. Monsters have levels but I'm not sure if there is level scaling. Dying means you drop gold, but you can just go back and pick some of it up again. Any item that you didn't pick up ends up in a "lost and found" box.

I didn't particularly enjoy this game's humor style. I liked much of the humor featured in the first Monkey Island, but this one kinda felt like they were trying too hard. The art direction is generally nice, but the screen tends to become very cluttered by particle effects when in combat with more than one or two enemies at a time. The complete game's campaign is apparently 10 hours long.

So, to sum it up in one word, this game is SHIT.
 

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Elzair said:
Trash said:
It's made by Ron Gilbert, you cretins. The guy that brought humor to pc's and has made more classic games than most of you played. So yeah, it's probably newfag popamla shit. Shit. SHIT!

Yeah, because anything made by Richard Garriott, Sid Meier or Peter Molyneux is automatically good.

Suck my cock, mister A. Hominem.
 

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I hereby declare Fable series to be the pinnacle of quality old school RPGs. Because Molyfag made them.

PS. try to breathe in every once in a while between your sucking sessions, Trash. Continued blockage of oxygen causes brain damage, as evidenced.
 

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Tried the demo ages ago at a friends house. Pretty lame. Jokes weren't funny and gameplay was boring. The humor was pretty much "hurp durp RPG conventions RPG conventions RPG conventions RPG conventions RPG conventions RPG conventions" while still following said RPG conventions.
 

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Trash said:
Elzair said:
Trash said:
It's made by Ron Gilbert, you cretins. The guy that brought humor to pc's and has made more classic games than most of you played. So yeah, it's probably newfag popamla shit. Shit. SHIT!

Yeah, because anything made by Richard Garriott, Sid Meier or Peter Molyneux is automatically good.

Suck my cock, mister A. Hominem.
You got the wrong guy there. I think you're looking for Mr S. Trawman.
 

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Man, someone is looking for attention. What's up with all the sand in your vagina lately?

Better to have vagina and sand in it than just sand and nothing else in your skull, I guess, but I wouldn't know.
 

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denizsi said:
Trash said:
Man, someone is looking for attention. What's up with all the sand in your vagina lately?

Better to have vagina and sand in it than just sand and nothing else in your skull, I guess, but I wouldn't know.

Err... why do you have a vagina in your skull?
 

Hobo Elf

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Haba said:
denizsi said:
Trash said:
Man, someone is looking for attention. What's up with all the sand in your vagina lately?

Better to have vagina and sand in it than just sand and nothing else in your skull, I guess, but I wouldn't know.

Err... why do you have a vagina in your skull?

You could say pussy..

horatio460.jpg


..Is always on his mind
 

SuicideBunny

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Serpent in the Staglands Dead State Torment: Tides of Numenera
played and finished it on the ps3. it had a few lulzy moments, but was an otherwise pretty meh game.
the sequel is even worse and already has a gazillion dlc packs.
 

denizsi

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Hobo Elf said:
Haba said:
denizsi said:
Trash said:
Man, someone is looking for attention. What's up with all the sand in your vagina lately?

Better to have vagina and sand in it than just sand and nothing else in your skull, I guess, but I wouldn't know.

Err... why do you have a vagina in your skull?

You could say pussy..

horatio460.jpg


..Is always on his mind

:salute:
 

MetalCraze

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Trash said:
It's made by Ron Gilbert, you cretins. The guy that brought humor to pc's and has made more classic games than most of you played. So yeah, it's probably newfag popamla shit. Shit. SHIT!

No it's more like this:

Gameplay will suck but the humour will be great.

But I'll still try it out... but not before BBLE
 

Lesifoere

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I'll have to keep my eye out for a TPB release.

?

It's been out on tracker since yesterday. That's my definition of "out on PC."
 

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Haba said:
denizsi said:
Trash said:
Man, someone is looking for attention. What's up with all the sand in your vagina lately?

Better to have vagina and sand in it than just sand and nothing else in your skull, I guess, but I wouldn't know.

Err... why do you have a vagina in your skull?

gunnery-sergeant-hartman-pointing.jpg


SO HE CAN SKULLFUCK YOU WITHOUT GOUGING OUT YOUR EYEBALLS!!!
 

DriacKin

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It's kinda funny how Tim Schafer is practically the only one among the great classic game-devs who still makes games that are even slightly worthwhile...
 

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