Decline 8: Lizzurd vs Grimwulf. HOW QUICKLY THE TIDE TURNS

[Lizzurd]

You damned blind raptor, open the goddamn map and look at it. LOOK AT IT AT LEAST ONCE, for a change. How does Shinuyama prevent me from beating your ass? Do you see which mountains are actual mountains and which ones are border passes? Do you see that I have no terrain penalties to charge in and thrust your undertail? NOW LOOK AT YOUR OWN position and realize that you are locked inside a corridor of obstacles, like a steak in a jaw! You will sit there and cry for your mates to come and stop the endless enemy flow.

Look. Realize. Cry. Give up. (you may do it in other way around - I don't care)

What is this mad and blind batman talking about? The only "obstacle" i can see is Shinuyama. And yes, i see where are what kinds of mountains. And i don't see the way how they can hinder me. Your arguments are invalid, hydrafucker.

 

[hoverdog]

Grimwulf: for province names, just look at retardoland's thread titles:

 

[Grimwulf]

I can't comment on this anymore.

 

[Grimwulf]

Grimwulf: for province names, just look at retardoland's thread titles:

lol, 'k, I'll use those titles. Most of them.

 

[Lizzurd]

Here is the brave Grimwulf strategy.

 

[Grimwulf]

That's some insane image editing level.

It looks like I'm listening to someone else screaming this. I wonder who can it be?

 

[Lizzurd]

It looks like I'm listening to someone else screaming this. I wonder who can it be?

Jotunheim.

 

[Zibniyat]

We should have less talk and more of the game.

 

[Grimwulf]

We should have less talk and more of the game.

Go play the game then. My scores with reptile will be settled on all fronts. My own thread included.

 

[Matalarata]

God, thread delivered multiple times already

 

[Grimwulf]

Ran into some technical issues with this map and server. As far as I understand, Lizzurd and his team experienced the same shit. Llamaserver refuses to proceed this map.

Sent an email to llamabeast, describing the problem and asking for help. If he doesn't reply in a day or two, we'll have to use a different map.

 

[Lizzurd]

We can always try to find the third side and make him proceed our turns.

 

[Grimwulf]

We can always try to find the third side and make him proceed our turns.

Imagine how many bribes will he receive from both of us.

- Psst, Grimwulf. Wanna know Lizzurds scripts? I won't ask too much.
- Psst, Lizzurd. Wanna know Grimwulf's soft spots? I accept Visa and Mastercard.

I'll go bankrupt before midgame starts.

 

[Grimwulf]

Awright, seems like llamabeast figured it out.

Oh I see.The problem is probably that I have a corrupt version of your map on the LlamaServer, as it seems to have a bug which can cause that. It normally presents itself by just refusing to start the game though, rather than causing this error, which is why I was confused.I can't fix the map from here as I'm on a business trip, but I should be able to do it tomorrow evening. Remind me if I don't. Cheers,llama

What a cool guy. Another time-out then, nothing critical.

Anyway, I'll jes go ahead and drink to his health. Will come back to my senses tomorrow.

Edit: Jesus Christ, he fixed it already.

So actually I just worked out a way I could try to fix it from here. I've just replaced the map with a fresh copy and restarted. Let me know if it works!

Everything works fine now.

 

[Lizzurd]

Cool. I hope we could start this Saturday already. Our team has almost finished discussing and is almost ready to play.

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Excepting for me, my play is still bad

 

[Lizzurd]

Hey, Grimwulf, are you already ready to settle down my immigrants?

 

[Grimwulf]

I'm glad they have no illusions about what awaits them. Send them my way.

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I'm still working on Thrones issue that you know about; and my team still needs some training. Calm your eggs.

 

[Lizzurd]

You know, even when 99% die millions survive...

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Have you already found required commands? I am sure they simply don't exist. Have you tried putting thrones as sites and then placing zero thrones in the game setup with 12 required points to win?

 

[Grimwulf]

Have you already found required commands? I am sure they simply don't exis.

A bunch of new scripts were added with one of latest patches. The list on Desura somewhere. I didn't search very closely yet - busy with other things. Will finish once I get to it. Feel free to do it yourself, here is the script with start positions and Throne placements (without specification on Throne levels):
https://d.maxfile.ro/eotgtnssyq.map

And even if you finish it yerself, my team needs training, and so do I. Been some time since I played Pythium. I say we start this weekend.

 

[Lizzurd]

It is hard to say who will win this war, but i want to notice one minor but very important thing. In a few hundred years people in Pythium will... WORSHIP LIZZURDS!

 

[Grimwulf]

i want to notice one minor but very important thing. In a few hundred years people in Pythium will... WORSHIP LIZZURDS!

Bullshit. Our people ride lizzurds like slave-horses and playthings.

You are my bitch.

 

[Lizzurd]

Typical Lizzurd expression:

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Typical Grimwulf expression:

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[Grimwulf]

Typical Lizzurd expression:

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This is a tit-less female.

Here is my usual expression, immortalized in a statue somewhere:

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Stop shitposting, you basterd

 

[Matalarata]

Preparations:

Handful of pop-Acorns.jpg

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You were all shitposting anyway

 

[Lizzurd]

You were all shitposting anyway

That's not shitposting, it is my Holy Crusade against vile and traitorous Grimwulf! I will engulf the world in flames if it will be required to stop him!

By the way, can we start tomorrow?

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Last line was added to make this post not classify as "shitposting"