bro i was banned accidentally but to celebrate my return im going to write a new fanfic about deus ex 1
bro the fanfic is called the bros and is about paul and jc living together and their apartment read it now its good
bro now when jc is out of the academy paul is off to china jc is watching new tv show about illuminati and their influence on our culture when suddenly phone rang jc answers it and listens
-bro i need u now maggie dumped me
-bro what a shame im so sorry about it cuz living with three polygonal woman is something rather awful
-bro stop hurting my feelings and come to the bar i need u bro
bro jc runs down the stairs and walks into a bar music wubwubwub when he sees paul and jock
-bro who is he
-bro this is jock my new friend he is so good he made my flight the best flight in the world it was so good
bro jock laughs and gets some beer
-bro wanna join us, jc
bro jc feels jealous and bad about it cuz he loves paul and he cant stand it anymore
-bro how could you do this to me i thought u luvd me but frist u run off to that chinese miss maggie chew then this joker stop it now i hate u u bastard
bro jc runs off crying and paul is so so sad about it
-bro paul u wond dump me for ur brother wont u
-bro go to hell joker i luv my brother too i just cant tell him i am afraid of being rejected but now im sure we will be happy
bro paul runs back to his apartment to tell jc about his feelings
---bro three years later---
bro jc jumps off a chopper
-bro paul honey whats the problem
-bro luk our conversations are monitored dont give them any ideas
-bro teehee okay so wazzup buddy
-bro nsf conquered the liberty island
-bro oh these bastards they didnt hurt u right hon
-bro ofc not jc im a cyberbro after all now chop chop go there and save gunther wait they hurrt my feelings a bit
-bro these bastartds will pay
bro jc runs in guns blazing music wubwubwub he shoots nsf troops left and right u gonna fight right yo he runs into the building shoots everyone in sight like a true bro of his lover yo hes gonna make this right
-bro gunther a u okay
-bro sorri jc they hurt me bad
-bro how about i give u some massage
-bro no wait im so touched im im oh stop touching my head and shoulders what are u oh JAJAJAJAJA dont tell navarre shell be pissed u did it nice bro im glad u didnt do anything inappropriate like a true bro
-bro wanna be the third one
-bro JA JAWOHL
bro jc paul and gunther lived happily ever since and showed terrorism whats really what and they started their dubstep rap band after retiring and conquered the world with their political love songs about three soldiers falling in love on the battlefield