Example of ME3's homosexual "romance" "dialogue".

[CrustyBot]

Next step, in ME4 the player will be romanced by NPCs while the Majestic story happens all around, like an interactive movie, but better, because you don't even have to input commands.
It goes without saying that in the sex scenes the player character will gladly take in the butt without complaining, a true role playing experience.

No way man it would totally break EXTREME SHEPARD's character to do that. The truly NEXT-GEN step would be to have ME 4's sex scenes driven by the Kinect. Making the romances all the more visceral and immersive.

edit: The BSN thread is now becoming about fans who are butthurt that people hated Vega and now like him after the video. Lol.

 

[corvus]

No way man it would totally break EXTREME SHEPARD's character to do that. The truly NEXT-GEN step would be to have ME 4's sex scenes driven by the Kinect. Making the romances all the more visceral and immersive.

Then we'll just have those perverted minorities bitching they can't invite their spouse/friend/dog to help fuck romance Liara. Why have you forsaken your loyal fans BioWare?! RPG'S ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT CHOICE

 

[CrustyBot]

Then we'll just have those perverted minorities bitching they can't invite their spouse/friend/dog to help fuck romance Liara. Why have you forsaken your loyal fans BioWare?! RPG'S ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT CHOICE

I'd laugh bro but after I stopped going to TWC (I'm mrcrusty if you remember me), I spent my time on BSN. And even though I can safely say 90-95% of BioWare fans aren't as bad as Codex makes them out to be, I can't help but feel there's an element of truth in your post.

Fuck, that's depressing.

 

[Kz3r0]

Next step, in ME4 the player will be romanced by NPCs while the Majestic story happens all around, like an interactive movie, but better, because you don't even have to input commands.
It goes without saying that in the sex scenes the player character will gladly take in the butt without complaining, a true role playing experience.

No way man it would totally break EXTREME SHEPARD's character to do that. The truly NEXT-GEN step would be to have ME 4's sex scenes driven by the Kinect. Making the romances all the more visceral and immersive.

Ahem, I think that the proper visceral and immersive Kinect experience is a bit different from how you imagine it, what do you think the rumble function is for?

 

[CrustyBot]

Next step, in ME4 the player will be romanced by NPCs while the Majestic story happens all around, like an interactive movie, but better, because you don't even have to input commands.
It goes without saying that in the sex scenes the player character will gladly take in the butt without complaining, a true role playing experience.

No way man it would totally break EXTREME SHEPARD's character to do that. The truly NEXT-GEN step would be to have ME 4's sex scenes driven by the Kinect. Making the romances all the more visceral and immersive.

Ahem, I think that the proper visceral and immersive Kinect experience is a bit different from how you imagine it, what do you think the rumble function is for?

http://www.gamesradar.com/kinect-mod-offers-rumble-navigation-blind-and-visually-impaired/

BioWare could package them with the game and players can pretend role play that the wrist straps are some form of futuristic wedding rings.

Best of both worlds.

Mass Effect 4 & Kinect: Feel the Romance.

 

[racofer]

Next step, in ME4 the player will be romanced by NPCs while the Majestic story happens all around, like an interactive movie, but better, because you don't even have to input commands.
It goes without saying that in the sex scenes the player character will gladly take in the butt without complaining, a true role playing experience.

Now imagine that with Mark Meer's voice

 

[RPGMaster]

Holy shit, Vega's played by Freddie Prinze Jr.

I shit you not (skip to about 10:30)

Hudson looks like he's spent the entire night snorting coke.

 

[deuxhero]

So does Bioware still not let you seduce a loli?

Did Acquire beat them at their own game they spent over a decade trying to prefect in one try (note you can do this as a girl if you play as one)?

 

[Cowboy Moment]

So does Bioware still not let you seduce a loli?

Did Acquire beat them at their own game they spent over a decade trying to prefect in one try (note you can do this as a girl if you play as one)?

What.

 

[jcd]

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[deuxhero]

No, it's Way of the Samurai 4, but the same company (Acquire) made it (also it is only a minigame, not the whole thing).

 

[corvus]

So does Bioware still not let you seduce a loli?

Did Acquire beat them at their own game they spent over a decade trying to prefect in one try (note you can do this as a girl if you play as one)?

I'd laugh bro but after I stopped going to TWC (I'm mrcrusty if you remember me), I spent my time on BSN. And even though I can safely say 90-95% of BioWare fans aren't as bad as Codex makes them out to be, I can't help but feel there's an element of truth in your post.

Fuck, that's depressing.

Yeah I remember. Why'd you leave? The beige color scheme get too much?