Example of ME3's homosexual "romance" "dialogue".

[Redlands]

There is something about that face...

Time for some CSI magics I guess. ZOOM AND ENHANCE!

Hmm, there appears to be a secret scrap layer to this image. Let's carefully remove the initial image, and...

MY GOD... ZOOM AND ENHANCE!

DUN DUN DUN!

 

[Angthoron]

This makes so much sense.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Holy shit! Where do I pre-order?

Now if only Todd was hiding behind Kaidan, Mass Effect 3 could be the game...

 

[Menckenstein]

Shepard: Don't let my good looks fool you, Vega. I've got my share of scars.

 

[20 Eyes]

 

[Angthoron]

Oh wow, now that takes some real talent.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

I'll fucking brofist you for that post, dude. Totally made my day.

 

[Hoaxmetal]

Good find

 

[torpid]

Is that for real?

"When two main characters pause in the middle of the impending apocalypse to make out..." yeah that sounds familiar

 

[meh]

I literary 'd.
So it is true after all.

 

[Angthoron]

Well, it's not hard to write such masterful prose when the team is as adept as Helper and Gaider:

 

[DraQ]

:fulloffuck:

 

[Menckenstein]

Well, it's not hard to write such masterful prose when the team is as adept as Helper and Gaider:

 

[Angthoron]

Nope, it's for reals as far as I know.

 

[Cowboy Moment]

I recommend the DA2 LP on Something Awful if you really want to understand Bioware.

 

[Ermm]

So now I know the secret behind America's military power.

Magic Wands, 100 eyed invisible giant and crystal coffins.

Now America can say a big fuck you to Russians and their puny nukes.

 

[Angthoron]

So now I know the secret behind America's military power.

Magic Wands, 100 eyed invisible giant and crystal coffins.

Now America can say a big fuck you to Russians and their puny nukes.

You're forgetting the secret witch legions, exorcist squads, werewolf spies and the human centipedes for lowering enemy morale.

 

[Ermm]

You're forgetting the secret witch legions, exorcist squads, werewolf spies and the human centipedes for lowering enemy morale.

America, FUCK YEAAAHHHH.

 

[DragoFireheart]

Wait, so has Bioware always been this retarded? I don't seem to remember this back in KotoR days or BG2.

 

[Azalin]

Well, it's not hard to write such masterful prose when the team is as adept as Helper and Gaider:

It all makes sense now,in a completely retarded way of course

 

[Andyman Messiah]

I hope Vaarna does a Let's Read Magic Intelligence Tactical Headquarters.

 

[Ermm]

I would really love to see this 100 eyed invisible giant.

 

[Menckenstein]

Sold more copies than MITH: Operation Smoking Pole

 

[Ermm]

It all makes sense now,in a completely retarded way of course

It's by Image comics, so that actually makes a lot of sense.

This makes me think, which one is worse, Bioware or Image comics?

 

[Angthoron]

Sold more copies than MITH: Operation Smoking Pole

Well that's a pretty misleading title.