FABEL III IS OUTT!!1!

[Volrath]

Derpers gonna derp.

 

[spectre]

Tryers to hard gonna try too hard

 

[Konjad]

codexers gonna codex

 

[Ancient]

polaks gonna potato

 

[Exmit]

NUDE MOD NOW

 

[Multi-headed Cow]

Farts in the face are even better in the nude.

 

[Data4]

Farts in the face are even better in the nude.

For a second there, I thought you were one of our resident Brazilians.

 

[commie]

Oh and:

Wankers gonna wank

 

[AlaCarcuss]

I think its time to put oneyeking and exmit out of their misery, clearly gaming as become torture to them and they dont excel at trolling either.
Whos for a perma ban ? ready the parrots!

Lol, turning the Jim Profit parrot ban-by-voting event into a general 'can ban anyone with enough votes' (calculated proportionally to the Codex membership) would be awesome. Of course, this place would soon make Lord of the Flies look like a P+C committee. VoD, DU and the other mods would be among the first to go, and pretty soon there'd be just Volourn left, renaming the site the 'Bioware Appreciation Codex'.

Not only that but (as much as I hate to admit it), the codex just wouldn't be the same without all the trolls (1eyed, skyway et al...) - they kind of define the place.

After all, I don't just come here to discuss games - it's the only place on the net that I can troll and be trolled with a measure of impunity

 

[DalekFlay]

I hate myself for probably buying this. The original was simpleton city and I hear the second one (which was too cool for PC gamers apparently) was said to be even more dumbed-down.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Trannies gonna trans?

 

[Murk]

Nah, the ones we have seem to be stuck with their dongs.

 

[Kaanyrvhok]

I hate myself for probably buying this. The original was simpleton city and I hear the second one (which was too cool for PC gamers apparently) was said to be even more dumbed-down.

If 1 was simpleton city 2 was Terrischiavo land.

Still any game that lets you turn a ho into a housewife has some merit.

 

[Genma:TheDestroyer]

Strangely enough those bandit women (like the ones who hung around outside the Crucible) made by far the best wives and mothers in Fable II.

 

[Malakal]

Strangely enough those bandit women (like the ones who hung around outside the Crucible) made by far the best wives and mothers in Fable II.

Strong, independant women then? Hmm seems a bit off.

 

[gothfox]

So is this even more retarded than Fable 2? Any K-K-Kodex impressions?

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Strong, independant women then? Hmm seems a bit off.

*gets married, has kids*

*wife whines constantly, demanding bigger houses and shit*

*Lucien shoots them at the end of the game and taunts you about it*

*feelsgoodman.jpg*

 

[Jaesun]

Where's the LP?

*fart*

 

[Genma:TheDestroyer]

Strong, independant women then? Hmm seems a bit off.

*gets married, has kids*

*wife whines constantly, demanding bigger houses and shit*

*Lucien shoots them at the end of the game and taunts you about it*

*feelsgoodman.jpg*

That's why I prefer the bandit women, stick them in a decent house and visit them every once in awhile, and they'll fall over themselves to welcome you home every time. "I was so lucky to find someone like you!" Grateful to be anything but a gutter rat again.


My other character married both a rich bitch and a merchant...I don't recommend either.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Alternatively, you could marry the zombie of that evil noblewoman from the first game, and have little undead kids.

http://fable.wikia.com/wiki/Lady_Grey#Fable_II

She also talks of having to resew herself, which proves the resurrection didn't fully restore her, but only revived her corpse.

unf unf un-

Strangely, she runs and walks like a man.

...

UNF UNF UNF UNF

 

[Crooked Bee]

Hahaha oh wow, General RPG Discussion...

 

[hoverdog]

Where's the LP?

*fart*

WE DEMAND IT

 

[gothfox]

Can't +1 the LP request enough.

 

[DalekFlay]

Wow, some early reviews hit this morning and it sounds even worse than one might have expected.

 

[Nickless]

Where's VoD's news post?!?! This is front page stuff

 

[Malakal]

Where's VoD's news post?!?! This is front page stuff

Not enough 'wit' in the title. Lets see... Farte 3, the new turd is shit. Now thats better, off to news section.